New Life, New Phone

My phone is sleek, smooth, takes crystal-clear HD pictures....

...and now, I have unlimited texts and calls! I've only told Mum through my new texts about tomorrow's story, I.B.F.Fs Put On A Show, the fact that PJ Masks and Dreamworks Trolls are the new faces of Pampers Easy Up pants, and what's coming onto CBBC in the next two weeks, including...ulp...DIDDY TV!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHH!!! But don't worry, everything is going to be fine, just you wait.