Hospital

Today, a very shocking thing happened while I was at Grandma's - she wasn't able to walk, and she was caked in her own faeces! Yuck! It was gross, but I became a hero and helped save her by bringing her over to her chair. This was also the first time I saw paramedics enter her house, and I even conversated with the machine which made beeping noises and found out Yorkshiremen made sausage rolls. It was like being in a real Operation Ouch episode! Speaking of sausage rolls, I waited all day for the ASDA order, referring to the sausage rolls as a 'pizza delivery'.

To cheer Grandma up, I also told her a scary campfire/sleepover-style story about the Vampire School Goth Band and how, whenever their instruments get stolen, the band will die off of blood loss. They appear during a full moon and love to perform for the students on board the Elisabetha. That's one way to brighten up a tragic moment when your grandma has a water infection! Here are some of the videos I saw while at Grandma's today: