MUM: Okay, when we break the news to the girls, we need to do it in a way that doesn't make one of us seem like the bad guy - we need to let them know that we still love them...it's just that Disney Junior is going away tomorrow, along with Disney Channel and Disney XD.
DAD: Yeah, you're right. But look - it's okay. I'll start the conversation. If they have any anger, it'll be towards me. They can't be mad forever.
MUM: Wow, Bandit, that's very mature of you.
DAD: They always liked you more anyway.
MUM: Girls! Put your toys down for a minute. Your dad and I...daddy and I have something to tell you.
DAD: Girls, your mum and I love you very much.
MUM: So very much.
DAD: You are just the best girls in the gosh-darn world and we are so lucky to be your parents. And that's why...I'm raising your allowance by five whole dollarbucks!
BLUEY/BINGO: Yeah! Woohoo!
MUM: What?!
BINGO: Thank you, daddy!
BLUEY: You're the best dad ever!
MUM: Bandit, what are you doing? Girls - you're not getting a bigger allowance. Disney Junior is going off the air to make room for Disney+.
DAD: What?! No! Mum, why?!
BLUEY: Why are you doing this to Disney?
BINGO: It's the mouse house's fault!
*Everyone begins crying*
DAD: Those monsters!
MUM: It's about time I told them. If you don't have Disney+, then too bad. But luckily Disney Junior has a unique Youtube page that can get you anywhere Disney Junior related, so you can catch up with my favourite daughter and her friends Mickey, Kion, Doc, Sofia, Bingo - no offence, Bingo.
BINGO: None taken, mummy.
MUM: Rolly, Nancy and the others. Hit the link below and check out some of the awesome videos on there, including their superb craft tutorials with the silly and happy music my daughters love so much. There's a Disney Channel themed Youtube channel as well, so click both links and get exploring! We'll miss you as much as Bluey misses Jean-Luc:
More sadness...😞
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