Pages

Monday, 29 April 2024

Neurosis Tip #1

A word to the wise: do not, under any circumstance, watch Aardman's Darkside. It is really creepy, ugly, scary and will freak you out in minutes, because, as I said, when you're neurotic, the world can be a scary place.

Instead, enjoy shows like Wallace & Gromit, Shaun The Sheep, Aardman's dub of A Town Called Panic and season 1 of Rex The Runt. And if you're neurotic in Australia, you can watch the A Town Called Panic DVD - if you can get your hands on it in a thrift shop somewhere.

The Great Holiday - Part 5

The next day proved to be a very special day for our trio. They were going to Rollerbowl! Each one had a go at striking the pins with a bowling ball for each of them. The balls proved to be heavy, but Optimus could pick them up with Autobot strength! However, Orko felt very weak picking up his bowling ball, but Furaha encouraged him. “Imagine the pins are your abusive co-stars!” Hearing these words, Orko knocked them down and was met with a big cheer from both Optimus and Furaha, who grabbed him and hugged him between them.


After that, they decided to play on the arcade machines. Furaha and Orko had a go at playing ‘Jump It Junior’ on the bright blue and red arcade machine, while Optimus was delighted to find that there was a pool table, and engaged in a long, boring game of pool. In another turn of events, Furaha and Orko tried the dance machine. Orko didn’t have any legs, so he kindly let Furaha do the dancing for him.


Then after all that, they went to the local Poultry Palace to get something to eat. They went to the drive up window and ordered their food - Furaha and Orko each had chicken poppers with cookies and a drink, plus boneless chicken they shared together. Yum! However, Optimus, being a responsible ‘bot, just said as he drove off with them in his vehicle mode, “No chicken for me, thanks, you two, I’m on an Energon diet so you’re free to share with one another.”


Furaha and Orko went home with Optimus full and exhausted. Optimus tucked them into bed, wishing that they could have another fun and exciting day on their holiday tomorrow.

Sunday, 28 April 2024

Pizza For My Birthday!

Well, what a fun day out I've had with Mrs L today. Her trademark humor really lightened up the place as we went on our way to the city, and we talked for ages about her trip to Australia and her feeding the kangaroos. Unluckily, she didn't see any Bluey - bummer.

But anyway, when we got to Starbucks I had a brownie with hot chocolate on the side, and when Mrs L got into Smyths - OH MY GOD! She told me they have the most awesome Sylvanian Families section ever, with all the babies, adults, children and playsets. I'm going to collect them all from now on! The highlight is going to PriMark and buying a Stitch jumper seeing how my friend Disney M sported one when she was at home in Key housing. You know her, the one with the Mickey & Friends T-shirt, the rainbow hair, the Winnie The Pooh T-shirt, the Minnie Mouse doll and her loyal Care Bear. I was so delighted when I bought that sweatshirt, I'm going to be part of all the cool kids these days who love Stitch as much as they love Simba!

While driving through Inverness we spotted lots of strange sights - but no street theatre monsters like in the pictures I saw online and the short Mum showed me two days ago. I saw balloons, graffiti, cyclists and a truck displaying a video as part of some sort of roadshow. Then we went to Domino's and had the usual fayre. All was smooth sailing as I ate my pizza and cookies and drank my Coke...

...until Mrs L turned the radio on. DUN-DUN-DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!

Furaha The Fairy & Orko The Elf Wizard - Part 1

Deep within the Valley Of Seasons, there exists the Spring Meadows. Here, Spring exists every time, and is brought into the world every year by a community of elves and fairies, who work together to give the world nature as we know it. This is the story about a toddler fairy and her big elf brother, who are on a quest to discover the valley for the first time.


Up in a family tree, where most families of elves and fairies live, there lived Furaha, who was only 2, and was a beautiful fairy with pink wings and magical powers. Orko had magical powers too, and still, he was a wonderful big elf brother. There they are in the treetops, asleep in their bed of moss, underneath their flower petal duvet. Furaha is the first to wake up. She begins to crawl all over Orko, encouraging him to wake up from the looks of the morning sun rising in the dainty sky. He just turns over and goes back to sleep. This doesn’t work, so Furaha tickles him with her wings, causing him to wake up. At once, their parents Kiburi the elf and Ua the fairy enter, delighted to see their little ones are awake.


“Good morning, you two.” says Ua. “Today’s the day you’re off exploring the Valley Of Seasons.” “It’ll be a great voyage, I just know it!” cries Orko. “Now remember, you promised to look after Furaha while she’s on the trip with you. Also remember that she is starting to use her magical powers.” “Yes, mother,” obeyed Orko, and they went downstairs to have a nice breakfast of honey on bread and hot chocolate, served in petal tea cups and plates.

Thursday, 25 April 2024

One Snowy Day

A crisp, delicate Winter air filled the atmosphere of Furaha and Orko’s cosy, quiet countryside cottage home. It had snowed overnight, and the two friends couldn’t wait to go outside and play. Orko put on his mittens, scarf and earmuffs, while Furaha put on her scarf, and the two raced out into the snow to play.


At first, they frolicked about in the snow, scooping it up in their hands and paws and throwing it into the air. Then, Orko hit Furaha with a snowball, leading to a fun-filled snowball fight which led to the duo chasing one another across the meadow, and throwing snowballs at one another. Then they decided to make some snow angels - the snow felt very cold on their backs, but the friends enjoyed lying there and waving their arms to and fro, so that they can make their angels look as awesome as ever. Finally, the two built a snowman together. It was a good thing Orko had a carrot and six large lumps of coal for the face, and with all their hard work and enough giant snowballs to make a huge snowlion, they made the biggest and best snowman they had ever worked on in their life.


After they had built their terrific snowman, they felt tired and went back into the warmth of their cottage. They settled by the fireplace under a warm blanket and drank hot mugs of cocoa, feeling warm, grateful and very cosy. “What a perfect way to end a snowy day with your big brother and best friend than with some hot chocolate with marshmallows.” sighed Furaha. “I think you’re probably right,” said Orko, “When Winter comes, days like this exist for this only reason - for us to spend time together.”

A Christmas Panic!

This is it - the most epic Christmas special on CBBC besides Jody In Wonderland and the Christmas episodes of Scream Street and Strange Hill High: A Christmas Panic! Despite its terrible voice acting and voice changes - like Chief-I mean, Indian, sounding fat and gluttonous, Stephen having a quiet Norfolk accent and Horse having a French accent, there's no reason to not enjoy a lively special like this - IN APRIL! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wednesday, 24 April 2024

My Boo-Tiful Pony

I discovered this blog while searching for a picture for the third panel for my Scream Day Starter Pack - and guess what? It has the most beautiful trick or treat bucket - and the creepiest mask - ever known to man! This woman in the link below will show you how? My Little Pony...BOO!

Jumbo's Playland

Jumbo's Playland may be a low budget playplace, but still, it's a lot of fun! There are lots of places for the little ones to play in here, plus there's visits from people like Paw Patrol, Trolls and Olaf. Click the link to find out all there is to know about Jumbo's Playland.

Furaha & Orko In Australia - Part 5

All this has happened with a certain blue dog nowadays. And it will all happen again, this time in 2003.


Optimus was sitting on the sofa reading his paper, when all of a sudden, TOOOOOOOOOOOT! Came a flute noise from the other room. “Here comes King Orko and Queen Furaha!” shouted the voice of Orko, and in strode Orko and Furaha, dressed up politely as a king and a queen, marching into the room like a bunch of polite people going to a tea party. Quickly, Optimus dropped his paper, stood up on his big feet and saluted, pretending to be an important visitor.


As the king and queen sat down on their throne, Optimus bowed to them gracefully. “What could be of importance to you, my royal leagues?” asked Optimus. “Well, first off, the kangaroos have demanded that they have snow where it’s very hot in their part of the outback,” said the queen. “And what’s of importance to you, my king?” asked Optimus. “Well, my queen and I want a long snack after a long hard day of preparing to be them.” “Oh? And what are those snacks?” “Ones fit for royalty!” said Queen Furaha. “We would like two glasses of milk and a piece of chocolate cake each please.” “Oh. Yes, right,” said Optimus, and he dashed off to the kitchen.


Soon, he came back with a plate of chocolate cake each for the king and queen, and a glass of milk for the royal matriarch and patriarch. “You know, my royal subject,” said Furaha, “I think being queen is the best game anyone could play ever in the history of man. You get to be the boss and do whatever you fancy!”

Candy Bear!

Heeeeey kids! Look what the bear of very little brain found on this super cute online candy store! It's the Winnie The Pooh custard cookies I saw in one of GiftWhat's ASMR videos, plus lots more delicious smackerals for you to shove into your gob! Click the link to check out these and other fun kawaii sweets all the way from Japan.

Tuesday, 23 April 2024

I'm....

I have a shocking confession to make to all of you:

I'm neurotic.

No, really.

I'm neurotic.

Remember yesterday when I went out with Mrs L and had a great time with her pets? Well, it was there after the trip that I discovered why I threw temper tantrums and experienced negative thinking most of the time: I had neuroticism. It can happen to anyone. In adulthood, especially, because it could make you think negatively even after you've left school.

So, everyone is pitching in - my family and my friends - to help me get over this state. What tips do you have when you're too neurotic to do stuff?

Leave your advice in the comments!

Come To Tea In The Hundred Acre Wood

It's time for a tea party in the Hundred Acre Wood, and you're all invited! These two bloggers certainly made the best of a tea party in the forest, and they even invited Pooh and his friends along! Much better than Pooh Playtime and It's Your Birthday Party With Winnie The Pooh, don't you think? A-hm-hmm-hmmm-hmm-hmm!