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Monday, 16 February 2026

A Poem About Freedom, By Metabee

We Medabots once lived in a place
Where we played and laughed and ran free
But now I've been reactivated
I have to put up with Ikki!

A Poem About Metabee & His Freedom

Metabee has dreamed about
A place free from abuse
With waterfalls and green grass
And lots of fun things to do!

Sooty In The Park With Roses...

Now if only we actually saw Pickle the pixie as a real Sooty character, a green Beanie Baby-style bear with rainbow coloured wings living in a real forest and visiting Sooty, Matthew and the others occasionally. Still, the reading sequence of Sooty in a real park really touches my heart.

A Joke About A Trampoline

Q: What is a trampoline's favourite time of the year?

A: Spring!

The Magic Jewels

Behold the Magic Jewels! There are six jewels in total, each one tailored to your needs:
RED - Problems
BLUE - Creativity
GREEN - Nature
PURPLE - Predictions
PINK - Fun & Laughter
ORANGE - Recipes
Whichever jewel you click on, you can type in your response and your chosen jewel will magically provide the answer for you. There is even a space where you can personalise with your own preferences so the jewels can know you better.

Magic Bag

It may look like an ordinary bag, but it can hold any object you wish. One click and the object is presented to you, meaning you can play around with it in different ways. Every time you return, you can either return to the item you played with or click on the bag for a brand new item every time.

Painty Canvas

On this website, you are presented with a blank canvas. Armed with colourful paints, it's your job to fill the canvas with lots of bright colours and make your own masterpiece.

Metabee's Tip For Not Writing Stories #1

When you don't feel like doing a story about my freedom - or in my case, you don't want to do it - make a collage representing all the places in that world I've dreamed about. The more you add to it, the more freedom I will experience, away from the cruel hands of Ikki!

Little Miss Hug's Tip For Not Writing Stories #1

When you worry, I may suggest relaxing with a good book and a mug of hot cocoa - maybe even a biscuit - and focus on something else, like what you want to do with your support workers the following day. I may even recommend chocolate chip cookies.

Mr Happy's Tip For Not Writing Stories #1

Don't be like Mr Fussy - he always fusses over everything, even not doing writing. But who can you be instead? Mr Calm mixed in with Little Miss Fun. If you keep worrying, Mr Fussy you will be, but if you don't then it's Mr Calm and Little Miss Fun for you!

The Stingray Crew On: Going Off Writing

TROY: Okay, so, my friend doesn't want to do storywriting. Do you know why I've called you all hear and tied up Commander Shore in the cupboard?
*Atlanta raises her hand*
TROY: Yes, Atlanta?
ATLANTA: She's been refusing to do it ever since she left school. She didn't do it in the noisy home in Golspie, she didn't do it when her Gma was ill, she didn't do it after she died. So, what happened?
TROY: I already told you in the last post, she's going to do some non-fictional stuff on her blog.
PHONES: TROY! You do use Gemini, right?
TROY: Yeah.
PHONES: Well, I have an idea. Why don't you ask her to give you a 'Going Off Writing Activity For The Day'? Or maybe, you can use the words in a storybook or a encyclopedia to make up your own blog entries.
TROY: Great idea, Phones!
*Everyone claps*
PHONES: Thanks a lot, maestros.
TROY: Marina, do you have any answers?
*Marina emerges covered in green paint*
TROY: Oh my god.
*Everyone laughs hysterically*
ATLANTA: That Marina, she always knows how to push my buttons...
*Troy licks his lips in desire...*

The Stingray Crew On: A Block

TROY: None of us are actually into storywriting, right, Marina?
*Marina nods*
TROY: So, I believe that storywriting is for losers because they're not into it at the moment. We may need to look it up. However, there are things we can do since we're not into writing. Like...for instance, the time I became grounded in reality like when I spent Christmas with little Barry. Does that sound good to you?
*Marina nods*
TROY: I think you're right, Marina, just thinking about that incident made me learn something there. It's not about the stories we write, it's about the things we do, and the people we help.
PHONES: Hey, ya talking to Marina about going off stuff again?
TROY: Yeah, it's just that my friend's brain turned to mush when it came to going off storywriting. We need to look it up.

....

TROY: Okay, it turns out it's hiatus or creative block.
PHONES: *gasps* What are we going to do, Troy?!
TROY: Find something else. Mainly....here! On this blog!
PHONES: Good idea.
COMMANDER SHORE: You boys up to looking up celebrities on the internet?
*Troy and Phones whistle, ignoring their commander*

What Does Perdy Do When She Doesn't Feel Like Writing Stories?

Well, darling, I would usually read true British classics, like Narnia or Thomas or Terry Pratchett, or read about elegant things and aesthetics on my fancy red laptop or my white iBone with black spots if I'm out and about. And when I'm feeling sneakily childish, I would read various adaptations of Disney's 101 Dalmatians in storybook form (except 101 Dalmatians II), as well as do various Disney sticker and activity books with the dalmatians and various other dog characters featured in them.