A Message From Captain Scarlet

Hello there, Captain Scarlet speaking. Recently, Fanderson wrote down that in 1968, my fans were treated to only nine minutes of my show before everyone controlling the TV empire went on strike. In my mind exactly, that wasn't true. Let me tell you all about it:

Well, Captain Black played a very brutal trick on those broadcasting my show by knocking down every single television pole in the country, and then he killed the people at the command console, turning them into Mysterons. Of course, Captain Blue and I were sent out on a mission to save ATV from such a dreadful so named 'strike' that happened to those who offered to air every adventure I've ever been on, but Captain Black had a much sinister plan up his jacket sleeve.

While Captain Blue and I were fighting off the Mysteron agents the ATV executives have become, Captain Black dragged me away into a basement where Destiny and the other Angels were being held captive. Then Black burst in and dragged Symphony away. While Black's back was turned, I knew this was my chance - I freed the Angels, called upon Captain Blue and we escaped just as the studio exploded into smithereens.

The good part? I didn't die.

A few months later, Symphony came to us and said she was experiencing a painful pregnancy - upon examination by Doctor Fawn, she learned she was having a Mysteron Pregnancy, and that she must be operated on immediately. I won't go into full detail about the operation, because it's too disgusting and revolting for sensitive blog readers.

The result? When Symphony woke up and her tummy was stitched back together, she realised she had given birth to...a baby alligator.

It probably explains why she felt sharp teeth inside her stomach snapping away at the walls inside it all the time.

Kermit's Swamp Years: The Lost Interview With Kermit

"Personally, everyone in the swamp felt like family to me - before this whole classic Muppet Movie incident started. My dad was my family, my mum, my brothers, my sisters, my cousins, even Lord Pondweed, the wisest frog in the swamp, all a family to me, and they all have the pride to play and have fun whenever they want. But what's the point? We don't like Disney anymore, not since they lost ideas and went to AI. Playing and having fun is what we're born to do, it makes us puppet frogs happy.

Erm....yay?

Oh. Yeah. No work today, that's the personal swamp motto!

Now I know it looks disgusting, but the way I see it, it's life before you hit the red carpet. If just one human can have the safer delusion that they're learning with Bear or The Hoobs, or blasting off into space with the Brats Of The Lost Nebula on Kids' WB, there's a-"

"Hey, Kermie! Kermie, what's with the interviewer, Slimeface?"

"She just follows me around, making a behind the scenes look at my Swamp Years or something..."

"Oooooooh!"

"Can I have a part?"

"Me too!/Sign me a waver!/We want a part in your movie, Kermit!"

"Tell me about it. You can't trust my bros. They call me useless before I became an actor with slime on my back. Alright, here we go. No no no no no, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh SH*****************!!!"

The creators of this satirical documentary would like to stress that they in no way wish to cause offence to any real life dead lab-tested frogs.

How I View Kermit's Swamp Years

Disney Cereals DVD Read Along Promo

Story Game - A Snow Day!

It's time for a story game! Since I'm not going out, now's the time for Furaha and Orko to have a cosy snow day as well...but this time, YOU'RE in charge! Okay, I promise I won't be too loud this time, but still:

1: It's snowing outside! What kind of toothpaste would Furaha and Orko use to wake them up?

A: Pokemon Toothpaste

B: Bluey Toothpaste

C: Barbie Toothpaste

D: Winnie The Pooh Toothpaste

Mmm, interesting.

2: What would they like for breakfast today?

A: Pancakes with bacon and eggs

B: Air fryer cheese sarnies

C: A huge bowl of cornflakes

D: Sausage rolls, because...why not?

Well, I think you're guessing well.

3: What board game shall they play with their parents Kiburi and Ua?

A: Lion King Board Game

B: Bluey Scavenger Hunt

C: The Logo Board Game

D: The Best Of British

Good game!

4: One of their friends calls them outside to play in the snow! Who do you think it is?

A: Little Ghoul

B: Gatomon

C: Jetfire

D: Timon, Pumbaa, Tip & Dash

Perfect!

5: What game would they play in the snow today?

A: Snowball fight

B: Snow angels

C: Making snowmen

D: Build a snow fort

Cold, but exciting.

6: Time to go in! What cartoon should they watch?

A: Transformers Armada

B: Franklin

C: Guess How Much I Love You

D: Kipper

7: And what kind of cocoa would they have?

A: Plain

B: With marshmallows

C: With Lucky Charms marshmallows

D: With chocolate biscuits on the side

How cosy.

8: And finally, it's time for bed. What kind of pyjamas would our two friends wear?

A: Lion King pyjamas

B: Waffle The Wonder Dog pyjamas

C: My Little Pony pyjamas

D: Disney Princess pyjamas

Curious Thoughts - A Wizard's Tears

Last night, I put on He Man to soothe me to sleep, and as I drifted off to the L.O.N, I saw a story I never want to forgive anyone for, set to music from the above video: Orko wandered places around a town on Earth, even an empty park, because He Man had treated him in a cruel manner. Eternia was such a cold-hearted and horrid place to him, and that's why he was alone. At last, he broke down into tears and began to cry, but luckily, Furaha was there to comfort him, and the two shared a hug that even brought Furaha to silent, yet happy tears.

Didn't some old Disney story say, "It's through our tears that we find another way?" I wanted to cry when I woke up first thing, because the song in the video above was so emotional. It made me think of how awful life was today, and how we all want to go back to when we were kids - some caregivers to protect us and keep us safe. But as I got older, I experienced mental health issues and negativity, and I resorted to slice of life moments between my characters because I wanted to go back to when I was a kid - minus all the stereotypical things that make the AgeRe genre.

But you must know this: when we cry due to the emotional weight we experience from growing up, we're actually smiling inside. We feel that secret smile from the moment we shed our first tears, and it's telling us we're finding joyful things inside the saddest moments of our lives. All the times I cried, I felt myself smiling inside - and that's a reminder that, in the future, anxiety, negativity and mental health issues will be caused by two words: perfectionism and publicity.

However, only last month I discovered that the P words don't matter to me anymore, because I don't need a job. All I need is the simple life I wanted - making handmade books is okay, but publishing?

NO WAY!

"Sometimes, it's through our tears that we find another way."

-The narrator of The Ballad Of Nessie

Meet The Picnic Gang!

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Meet Team Drawn Together

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Dinner With Furaha & Orko

 

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We're Team Drawn Together!

Since Drawn Together was brought on Amazon Prime this morning, I have assembled my own team of real cartoon characters to strike back against what they were mocked as through the eyes of Comedy Central. Sure, there's no need for Pikachu, we have Ling Ling from the original show as our leader, but now, get ready to meet the team:

• Scooby Doo - A cowardly dog. Best known for a really huge appetite and a knack for solving spooky mysteries, the only mystery he'll solve here is: what happened to Cartoon Network now?
• Snow White - A fair and dainty princess who speaks in lyrical rhymes. She has had with what Disney has done to all their princesses as a result of moving to CGI and AI-generated content, and now, she must save all her 'brethren'! With the help of some apple pies and her animal woodland friends of course.
• Crazy Frog - Also known as 'The Annoying Thing', he speaks in that annoying language of his that made him an earworm-causing sensation. The others understand what he is trying to say, whereas other characters outside the group don't.
• Vintage Mickey Mouse - The Mickey Mouse many old timers know from an age when Disney wasn't lazy and predictable, he doesn't like new Disney either and vows to get revenge on Kiara for what he did to his life, and how he transformed into a fast paced CGI monster now that Disney has run out of ideas. He always finds time for a song, a dance and a little whistle or two.
• Bob - The former 'Hero Of Mainframe' who saw some changes with every show or movie his studio produced, until ReBoot: The Guardian Code came along. He doesn't like fast paced CGI and vows to get revenge on those who made CGI overstimulating these days, as well as those who turned Mainframe - his home - into a Power Rangers style battleground. He's still the awkward teen he was from when his show premiered, often falling face first in Snow White's pies or falling victim to CatDog's pranks.
• Batman (2004) - The twentysomething Batman that all kids want to see, to him being kicked out of his job is just absolute poppycock. He doesn't like how the Teen Titans have dominated Cartoon Network and wants to destroy the channel for what Adult Swim and its version of Toonami did with his life. Still the mysterious caped crusader he is, just one shout of "Bring on the Batman!" from either his peers or his teammates sends him into an uncontrollable Tigger/Looney Tunes-like frenzy, giving him a power that would help him destroy his enemies.
• CatDog - Two conjoined pet like twins who had it big during the '90s era of Nick, its golden era, where they basically had a good time with their friends...until iCarly and various teen sitcoms took over, especially the superhero sitcoms during Nick's obsession with the then new Marvel Cinematic Universe. Cat and Dog are the master of many pranks - er, Dog especially - and now it's up to both of them to set aside their differences and save Nick from a very superbly dangerous ending.

What I can tell you is that each member of the team has a purpose, and when they work together to solve each problem they face, they know that anything is possible because of the power of friendship. With Ling Ling commanding them, they are ready to save animation and kids' TV forever!

And nostalgia. I almost forgot.

Their motto?

"We're Team Drawn Together!"

Meet The Picnic Gang

The Picnic Gang is the ultimate agere picnic planning group. They can invite you and your parents to any picnic, just make sure you don't get on Kion's nerves, or else he'll swipe you!

Meet The Gang

• Kion - The grumpiest and most unconvinced of the group. He wouldn't join in any games or songs during their picnics, and keeps a grumbling look on his face even when he is having fun with everyone.
• Rarity - The stylish leader of the group. Despite her unique choice for fashion, she always organises the best food for the picnics, and always organises each picnic with a different theme.
• Bluey - An energy filled Aussie Blue Heeler pup. Following the eating and sunshine-filled naps, she organises pretend and energetic games for everyone so that their food can digest inside their tummies.
• Sofia The First - A beautiful young princess from the Land Of Enchancia. During the picnics, she always leads her friends in a singsong or two, and she sometimes calls on her animal friends, especially Clover, her best friend and pet rabbit, to sing with her.
• Bubbles - The energetic and most enthusiastic of her team of little girls who save the world just before bedtime. The problem is, while everyone else is napping, Bubbles still has the energy and frivolity to play and have fun in the warm sunshine!

And, it doesn't matter if it begins to rain, there's always indoor picnics to be planned. Rarity always plans the theme - pyjama parties, blanket forts, sleepovers - anything for a wild night in, eating and drinking and being as merry as a red faced Mojo Jojo.

Cromch!

Puddleton Duck's Song

Puddleton Duck, Puddleton Duck,

Wandering Waterloo in search of luck

Puddles to splash in, sandwiches to eat

Mind out of the way of shiny shoe feet!

Curious Thoughts - Anderson Blood

Now here's a thought: just by looking at the characters of the 2000 Max Steel series, which to me is very different from the Nerd Corps produced animated series we have today, I always think of two of Gerry Anderson's series, which I think may be in my head the moment I see them: his all time classic Thunderbirds, and his very final project made entirely with motion capture or CGI, New Captain Scarlet. It's like the people at the two animation studios decided to combine the two things together and make it into one big mix. Particularly, because of four of the characters in the show: Jason (the regular equivalent of M.Steel), Berto, Laura and Rachel.

Okay everybody, now let's see some similarities between these characters and a few of my favourite characters from Thunderbirds. The next time you watch both, DO try and find some similarities, will you?

First up is Jason McGrath, who can turn into M.Steel whenever it's time to spring into action. Jason shares some very questionable similarities with Alan, one of the Tracy Brothers and my favourite out of all the brothers, except there's a difference: Alan can pilot Thunderbird 3, and is caring and romantic over the cool skin of Tin Tin. Jason is just the same, except he doesn't pilot spacecraft and instead delves in extreme sports like rock climbing, swimming and surfing.

Now we have Laura Chen, the girlfriend of Jason. She does share some key similarities with the character Tin Tin, although I have to admit, both have slanted eyes and come from Malaysia, and both have silky black hair. While Tin Tin is sensuous and gentle around Alan and his masculine body, sometimes Jason and Laura like to cheekily fool around, like some mad couple in love, or Simba and Nala playing together like cubs again the moment Simba leaps into the water and drags Nala in during the second chorus of Can You Feel The Love Tonight.

Then there's Berto. Even though he's a 20 something and has a very young adult voice, unlike my favourite little scientist Brains, he rarely speaks with a trembling stutter. Berto spends his time around computers and technology, wheras Brains, known for his gracious experiments and the construction of all the Thunderbird craft, is responsible for not being quite the chilled out person ever. He also got laughed at for suggesting an airship one time, but if he says that to the Board Of Aircraft again, he'll get out a rifle shotgun and THEY WILL PAY!

And finally, there's Rachel. She shares some similarities with everyone's favourite FAB luxury woman Lady Penelope, except she's a mix of both the 1965 and 2015 Thunderbirds Are Go versions - mainly her early design for the CGI version. Where's Parker when you need him? "Oh no, milady!"

Anyway, Rachel shares some similarities with an I don't care at all version of Lady Penelope, because:

1.Rachel's name begins with R, Lady Penelope has two initials in her name.

2.Lady Penelope lives a posh, grand life of splendour, Rachel is just a spy working for N.Tek.

While these two are different in personality and looks, I'm sure Rachel will have the same soft, gentle, tender heart Lady Penelope has.

I mean, Max Steel is fine on both Kids' WB and Cartoon Network, and here in the UK, we're good with it airing on CITV for a while....

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SO JUST STOP BANGING ON AS IF IT'S THE MOST HATED CARTOON EVER, BECAUSE THEY'RE THE SAME, AND THAT'S WHAT'S INSIDE OUR HEARTS!!!