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Outside Break

It is one of my homeschooling days with Lady Penelope.

After a morning of maths and English, she lets me run into the garden and play outside.

It is an extremely hot day.

Lady Penelope sets up the sprinkler, with Parker's help of course.

The sprinkler bursts into a shower of water.

I begin running about in my swimming costume, squealing in joy.

"Come on, mummy! Come and join me!"

Lady Penelope goes to get changed.

Then, Mitch and Jimmy Gibson arrive.

They want to run about the sprinkler too.

Jimmy is already wearing his swimming trunks.

We run about, laughing and squealing.

Then Lady Penelope emerges.

She looks totally hot in her swimming costume.

Mitch even wolf-whistles! "Whee-wew!"

But then, the sprinkler stops.

We are very disappointed.

Until Lady Penelope has a better idea...

The garden hose!

She chases us around the garden as the hose gushes water all over us.

It's the best Summer day ever.

Princess Cadance's Dream

Cadance's dream, apart from watching Flurry Heart grow up of course, is to set up a babysitting service, where she can babysit any type of baby whether Changeling, earth pony, Pegasi or unicorn (or various others) across Equestria.

What Is Your Dream, Zero?

Sargent Major Zero has a dream of winning all the medals in the world, including the four most important ones of all - cooking, cleaning, singing and dancing. I wish there was one for looking after the autistic Zeroid Biscuits.

5 Things Timon & Pumbaa Want To Do Before They Die

1.Go water skiing

2.Go on a holiday world tour of all the water parks and hotels they could ever journey to

3.Play and spend more time with Simba (if Nala doesn't mind)

4.Be top grub chefs

5.Fight Kiara once and for all and save Disney's future!

5 Things Alan Wants To Do Before He Dies

1.Marry Tin Tin and start a family

2.Stand up to Scott for bullying me

3.Spend more time with me

4.Go ziplining

5.Give Thunderbird 3 a new coat of paint

5 Things Bandit Wants To Do Before He Dies

1.Watch his kids grow up

2.Try being a professional surfer

3.Spend time with his wife and kids

4.Write a letter to ABC telling them to make retro channels for kids due to all the garbage spewing out these days

5.Play every game his kids force him into

Teddy's Five Things He Wants To Do Before He Dies

1. See a real life dinosaur at a museum
2. Have a dinosaur themed birthday party
3. Become a famous writer
4. Teddy says, "I can't remember."
5. Become an archaeologist (I wonder what that means?)

What Happy Bear Loves...

Happy Bear loves ocean bands like the one in my new book The Whale Who Wanted More, and recommends kids watch the 1995 Mr Men & Little Miss series instead of Cocomelon, or Peppa Pig, or Fireman Sam, or Paw Patrol.

Recipe Prompt: Birthday Cake!

How would you make a birthday cake? In celebration of my birthday today, use all your cooking skills (or, if you aren't good at cooking, use your drawing skills) to make a birthday cake in your design. It could be a certain flavour like chocolate or vanilla, or you could make the most amazing, spectacular one yet, with maybe for example THREE TIERS!

Lady Penelope's Heavenly Terrain

I tried asking Lady Penelope the question I asked Robert, and she said she would live in a little cottage in the middle of the countryside, deserted, away from villages and towns and cities, with just me for companies. She would run out into the meadow with me every day, and we would explore our natural surroundings without anything on. Because...nature. Anyway, Lady Penelope's favourite part of resting in this heavenly part of nature is sitting with me by the river. We'd dip our toes into the water and feel the minnows tickle us. Sometimes Lady Penelope turned her smooth hands into fish, and make it swim along beside me and nibble tidbits while I laughed. What I'd give to be a homeschooled toddler living in nature....

Robert At The Beach

Robert the robot has always wanted a view of the Australian beaches from his bedroom window. He doesn't want a view of Bondi Beach, because it really is too crowded, but if Space City was located near the beach, he's in for gazing at the beautiful white sand, the crystal blue water and the kangaroos and wallabies hopping and bounding about.