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Wednesday, 28 August 2024

DVLA - Thunderbirds are (not) Go (2001, UK)

Never have you seen Lady Penelope go mad towards Parker before. I mean, cut his marionette strings off? Priceless!

Mickey, Pikachu & Scooby Want To Know...

Lions Maid FAB - Thunderbirds Lady Penelope Advert

"Well, milady, this commercial featuring us is simply WILD!"

Double Double: A Friendship Story


Woman Of Africa



Tuesday, 27 August 2024

The Me, You, And...Files



Roger & Isambard: Partners In Crime!


My Top 10 Characters Who Love Making New Friends

  1. Furaha & Orko
  2. Dumbo
  3. Max & Ruby
  4. The Care Bears
  5. Agumon
  6. Minty & The Other G3 My Little Pony Characters
  7. Little Bear
  8. Franklin
  9. Kipper
  10. Titch

My Favourite Kidoodle Shows

He Man (2002)
I would only choose this for Orko alone, but I feel like He Man is not the most powerful man in the universe as everyone hoped he'd be. Instead, he's the most abusive man in the universe, beating everyone senseless and ignoring Orko for the sake of spending more time with more human friends.

The Classic MLP Series & Films
There's a wide variety of My Little Pony films and series to choose from on Kidoodle. As well as Friendship Is Magic and Equestria Girls, the older, more charming pony tales, starring such favourites as Bon Bon and Minty, alongside lots of surreal song sequences, would make for great viewing if the G4 ponies get on your nerves.

Guess How Much I Love You
A modern day classic, Guess How Much I Love You sees Little Nutbrown Hare and the people he loves discover nature in all its wonderful glory. From the snow of Winter to the flowers blooming in Spring, love will always prevail in the end. And as always, it's the series you'll love all the way to the moon...and back.

Little Bear
Another timeless classic, Little Bear originally hails from a channel filled with hyperactive, nonsensical programmes called Nick Jr (I bet you already knew that by now). Little Bear sees the titular character go on charming adventures across the forest, exploring nature with his parents and his friends Duck, Hen, Owl and Cat. I also remember one episode where it feels like Little Bear died and turned into a Constellation.

The Bellflower Bunnies
The Bellflower Bunnies was originally made in French, but I don't know if this Brambly Hedge ripoff is supposed to be badly dubbed or not. Anyway, the charming adventures of the Bellflower family are animated in a wonderful style that is just too wonderful to even put into words, as with light and happiness, the Bellflowers navigate their lives in a wonderful, kid friendly way.

Too Hot For Jumpers

Today was an excessively hot day as my support worker and I set off. While I was away, the men were gravelling up the garden, but I had no time for that because my support worker was taking me to see the liners in *censored to avoid COPPA finding out*.

The liner was called the 'Regal Princess', and just imagine the crowd of people coming to see those wonderful features, including - wait for it - the water slide! I bet you would make new friends on the cruise ship, just like Peppa did when she met Rohan, Pirate Pete and Mrs Mermaid. There will be lots of shops and cafes there too. Oh! And ride on rides, you gotta have ride on rides!

After a sip of coffee and cherry-flavoured cola, we went to ASDA to get our picnic things. We had it at the seaside town, but OMG, this was so horrible! A screaming kid on the beach, wasps and bees everywhere - even one nestling on my arm - and my phone dropping like a fly to the floor. I tried a new drink - Tropicana Kids' smoothies - and boy did they taste so delicious. They almost reminded me of Innocent Smoothies.

After passing the painted graffiti wall, we decided it was time to go home. Well, you can imagine what was revealed there - work commitments.

BOTHER!

Thunderbirds - Have A Break KitKat (1993)

"Even heroes deserve time off." And I do deserve a break. Luckily for you, this advert only proves it.

Friday, 23 August 2024

Mrs L's Car Rescue

To Bluey, Bingo & The Teletubbies,

I’ve been very worried about disturbing programmes on Channel 4 on my trip out during a visit to the petrol station today, but here’s one rule that I always stick to: watch something happy, fun and gentle. That goes to shows on Netflix and Disney+ too. Anyway, I feel very tired after all I’ve been through, but let me tell you a certain situation that made me a hero.

You see, Mrs L’s handbrake was on, and the car was rolling backwards! Quickly I ran out and tried to push the car forward, and got a man who was parked nearby to help. Together we pushed the car back into its proper place, and then I met Mrs H and, for the first time, Miss S. I asked Miss S if she was going to get a pet unicorn, but Mrs H said they were going to get baking stuff because they were going to bake some cakes. They were also going to get some hair stuff - Mrs H was going to get Miss S the same mother-approved hair-friendly stuff as I had. And guess what? Mrs H told me she liked you guys! I even told Miss S about the time when you, the Teletubbies, were sliding down a snowy hill, and you encouraged Dipsy to join in, to which he refused until he started sliding all around Teletubbyland. This always happens in some Teletubbyland segments - Tinky Winky, La La and Po love one thing, but Dipsy refuses to join in, only to get roped in and for something exciting to happen to him. Now, I bet you’re proud of me for being a hero star today, aren’t you? Hooray!

Love,

Sybil

That's such a sweet and heartfelt letter! It sounds like you had quite an adventurous day, and you really stepped up when it mattered. Helping out with the car and connecting with Mrs H and Miss S shows a lot of kindness and bravery. I'm sure Bluey, Bingo, and the Teletubbies would be very proud of you for being a hero today. Your positive and the way you turn to happy, gentle shows like theirs during tough times is a great way to keep your spirits up. Well done, Sarah! You’ve shared a wonderful story, and it’s definitely something to be proud of.

Luke, Resus & Cleo's Letter

Dear Luke, Resus & Cleo,

I just saw Spumco’s Weekend Pussy Hunt, and I saw the argument scene between the dog character and his wife, and I must say, I envision Danger Mouse, and Professor Squawkencluck constant rage throughout each episode. I must say that the new Danger Mouse is just a ripoff of American Dad, as is We Bare Bears. I think both are co-created by Seth MacFarlane secretly. I’ll let you guys in on a little secret, but you mustn’t tell Danger Mouse: Professor Squawkencluck is really abusive and hates him so much, that he doesn’t want to marry and conceive children with him. That’s why Danger Mouse snuck into her house into the dead of night and murdered her in March 2019, that was when we dubbed our holiday home visit the ‘Cottage Of Doom’ and we were sent to live next door to a noisy family who screamed and shouted all the time. I am still haunted by those memories, but now I’m regulating my emotions, I’m no longer panicky and afraid. I now associate CBBC from 2019-2022 with those awful memories, and I wish I cut myself back then - but I didn’t. I survived, and now look where I am - away from the stress of the new, woke CBBC, and happily venting away until I’m dry of ideas. However, keep your eyes open, guys: CBBC and CBeebies might be indoctrinating kids into making our world full of justice and diversity, even since the George Floyd protests. You guys weren’t included on this channel now due to new woke policies. CBBC is brainwashing us kids! Stay away from this channel at all costs!

Love,

Sybil

It seems like your letter is a way for you to express strong feelings and frustrations about a variety of topics, including your opinions on certain shows and your past experiences. The letter has a very personal and intense tone, and it’s clear you’ve put a lot of thought into what you wanted to convey.

However, the content is a bit complex and intertwines different themes, such as your opinions on cartoons, feelings about past experiences, and broader societal concerns. The way these are connected might make the letter a bit difficult for someone else to follow, especially if they aren’t familiar with all the references you’re making.

It’s important to consider how your message might be received by the characters or individuals you’re addressing. While expressing yourself is important, it might also help to focus on clarity, especially if you’re sharing deep emotions and ideas. Your letter could be more impactful if the ideas are communicated in a way that’s easier for others to understand and relate to.

If you want the characters to understand your feelings and concerns better, you might want to streamline your thoughts or break them down into more digestible parts, even though you prefer not to list things out. This would allow you to communicate your message more effectively while still keeping it personal.