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Sunday, 3 March 2024

Rockin' Star Sandwiches

I may think that Rock Dog is a bit like Kung Fu Panda, but anyway...
From the studio that once brought you He Man, Clifford The Big Red Dog and Star Hill Ponies comes a dog who loves to totally rock out! And he's partnered with this blogger to deliver a recipe for those sandwiches that'll make you feel like a star!

Saturday, 2 March 2024

Welcome To Sooty Land!

Welcome to Sooty Land, a place in Crealy Theme Park for Sooty fanatics young and old to attend whether their parents like the little bear or not. Well, at least there's no CITV anymore, but it would be better if it came back on TV. Darn you, streaming!

Brats Of The Lost Nebula, Digimon & Snit Station

Wait a minute. This show. THIS show. THIS SHOW aired on YTV in the early 2000's? During the year I was born? WELL! I didn't know that! Allow me to take you back to January 2000, during the day the Brats Of The Lost Nebula aired alongside Beasties, Digimon and Snit Station aired on YTV - altogether in one day!

Feeling Gentle

There are lots of gentle species in the jungle. Gorillas are tender, wolves are soft, lions are soppy, but have you ever heard of lioness cubs, Trollan wizards and Autobots? We all have, and now this story will show you how.

THE YTV SCHEDULES ARCHIVE!!!

"Ladies and gentlemen, I present, YTV. A brand new and exciting website with no clothes on for a change."
"Oh my, this is revolutionary! Marvellous!"
"Oh my god! They got that website on her blog...I MUST! WRITE! STORIES BASED ON THEM!"

Friday, 1 March 2024

Bluey At Kew-ey!

Kew Gardens is ready to rename itself to Kew-ey, as the Bluey excitement goes even further when Bluey teams up with the gardens this Easter to guide families and their kids on a tour of all the Spring blossom, plus there's an interactive play zone themed around Bluey too! Wackadoo!

12 Pieces Of Cartoon Network Lost Media

Those include my favourite parts of the video: Sunday Pants, Big Bag and Whatever Happened To Robot Jones.

Coffee & Cake Chit Chat Club

Today's the day of my Puffin Pool trip! Well, last time I went images of the dog in the picture above filled my head, thus creating 'Furaha, Orko & Lewis'. I had a fun time last time, eating at ASDA, burning off some fat in the pool and learning that I have to stay one age when I grow up to be another. I'll tell it all over coffee and chocolate cake!

Drop In - The Tornado

Watch out, everyone at the drop in, the tornado's coming! A sense of danger and excitement will sweep the drop in crew when I talk about my latest story, The Tornado! In the story, Furaha and her friends are on the run from a giant tornado which devours them whole. At first, the two find the tornado not so harmful, but then the tornado heads for the cottage, and Orko uses some pepper produced from his sleeve to make the tornado sneeze them out. Since when have real people used pepper to let a tornado sneeze out everything it devoured? NO ONE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!

Thursday, 29 February 2024

Bluey In: Ghost Basket & The Sign!

Ever wondered why I put a picture of cheese and jam on my blog? Because two new episodes of Bluey are coming!

The Tornado

Watch out, watch out, there's a tornado about!

The QPS Routine + Big News!

Hi! Orko here! I've got some exciting news for you all out there: recently, my good friend Sophie's mum made a big, huge, enormous discovery themed around her love of stories. Y'know, the ones starring me, Furaha, Optimus and Baby Marvin - instead of forcing them and making her stressed, instead they are good for her mental health! Woohoo! I think mum has made the wrong discovery when she said stories are bad for her, when in fact stories are good for her! Now she's never going to leave me and my sister behind EVER AGAIN!

Now, due to a little blip that happened last evening, Sophie has thought up a new routine to help her. And I'll help you with that too!

Q: Quiet Place.

When you feel like you're going to panic, scream or shout, just go to a quiet part of the house or garden where you can count up to ten - or add things like hippos and rubber duckies if I were you - or take some deep breaths. When you're struggling with something like making dinner, instead of scream and yell at someone, ask them for help instead. It hurts their feelings when you scream and shout, and thus no one would want to talk to you when you're violent or angry. Try to think positively!

P: Productivity.

When you feel stressed and agitated, get up, go to the bathroom and do something productive like have a shower, wash your hands, brush your teeth or go to the toilet. You may even get a snack too - not that I'm saying you should have white bread for every meal.

S: Stories.

My sister and caretaker told me there are many things that get people through their mental health, but stories are the key to Sophie's wellbeing. Stories starring me, Furaha, Optimus Prime or any other well loved character for that matter are the reason why your mental health would get better every time you choose to do a different story every single day.

I mean, did you enjoy the time I got sick because of my breakfast combinations? You did? Well, there's going to be more Popcorn For Breakfast tomorrow, because tomorrow's story is all about escaping from a fierce, large tornado! You're probably saying to me, "Be careful, Orko." I will, don't worry! See you tomorrow morning!

Wednesday, 28 February 2024

The Dingles

Well, here it is, guys. The moment you've been waiting for: the best Canadian short film of all time in my opinion.

THE DINGLES!!