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Friday, 10 March 2023

Lion Toothbrush!

Just because I brushed my teeth to get the butter smell away from around my lips, I thought I'd show you this.

Rip Their Heads Off & Suck Their Guts Out!

Bandit's Baby Race

In Baby Race, while Chilli was helping Bluey learn and develop, Bandit was having trouble sorting out her play table and baby harness. So, who's going to step in and help?
Him! My Uncle Niles of course! He has lots of experiences with me as a baby, and always knows how to make me and my sister Cleo laugh.
As for Snickers, I've been friends with him ever since I've been to that mother & baby group. I couldn't help wandering off to explore while owner Crystal was teaching the other mothers and babies sign language or nursery rhymes, but I'd roll around in the crawling tunnel or roll a ball about, distracting Bluey and the other babies. Snickers' mum cared for him and helped him run his own race: feeding him, bathing him, reading him bedtime stories, singing lullabies and nursery rhymes, playing with his toys and even changing his stinky green nappy! Don't worry, she'll wash it, she has lots of natural nappies, because people are saving the environment these days.
Oh and also, because his ears are long, Snickers fiddles with them most of the time. Fidgeting is very good for your health.

Living With Zecora In The Jungle

Ever wanted to live just like Tarzan? Of course you do! If I were to live in the jungle, I would be in complete paradise. Zecora would raise me as her own and be my mother in this savage wilderness. She would raise other people as her own too - Twilight Sparkle, Luke, Resus, Cleo, Bluey, Bingo, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Spike, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo. Unlike Tarzan, there'll be no big strong zebra like Kerchak bossing me around, so Zecora will care for me with all her heart.

"Humans aren't like us, they're full of greed,
But I'm lucky I've got lots of kids to feed."

She Ra Is On Pop?!

*laughs* Serves this blonde prat right for pinching my ears, and causing the Coronavirus pandemic, and taking my friends from Scream Street away!

Put Mustard On This Piece Of Music!

Thursday, 9 March 2023

Princess Pamper Day Is Here At Last!

Good news! No, it's not that my imagination has come back, I think I might be suffering a quarter-life crisis. Look it up, it's something 20-25 year olds go through when they have no thoughts in their head. It's just that....I'M GOING TO THE BEAUTY SALON IN GOLSPIE!!! Yay! I'm going to have my hair, and hopefully my nails, done, and there'll be no music, just a relaxed environment that anyone would dare to love. I'll be acting like the ponies that come free with Pony's Beauty Salon playset from Sylvanian Families. Shampoo, conditioner, trim, style, chat, blusher...it has it all!

Sing Animal Pancakes

While having breakfast, I was looking for pictures of pancakes to keep my appetite on, and I found this cute Sing pancakes. Now I'm not familiar with Illumination films, especially Minions: The Rise Of Gru, but these pancakes really take the cake - there's a pig, a koala and a mouse. I wish a lion starred in Sing, then they could make a lion pancake with blueberry eyes and a strawberry mane!

A Christmas Carol Experience

Even at Christmas, Hello Kitty loved celebrating a Drusilla's Park, where she and Thomas the tank engine loved to hang out. Drusilla's Park is a sight to behold on Christmas - animals, a sensory attraction named Spark, toy huskies given to you by Father Christmas - boy oh boy! I had a dream last night where Hairy Jeremy and I were wandering the park and came upon an attraction named 'A Christmas Carol Experience' which lead into a mysterious world. It had dark corridors covered in swirling snow, grand estate-esque rooms filled with bourbon, statues and books and snowy valleys with hills with Muppet gophers sliding down. At least this family didn't get lost in this attraction, because in real life, there's no such thing as A Christmas Carol Experience.

Wednesday, 8 March 2023

Altogether Now!

"My Little Pony, learning is so fun,
We like to spell and we love to hug!"

Applejack's Friendship Quest

This real person is being babysat by a cartoon pony. I have my mentor Zecora.

Tuesday, 7 March 2023

Nat Geo Fact Of The Day - The World's Largest Water Slide

The Escape Slide near Penang, known as the world's largest waterslide, will have you whooshing through the forest, twisting and turning, for 1,111 metres. Each run down the slide lasts for 3 minutes.

Look Out For The Kooky Carnival!

This mum realised that adults can love Chuck E Cheese as much as kids love it too. Why? Not just for the pizza, but also for the GAMES! I recently stumbled upon this page while looking for prizes you can win at Chuck E Cheese's. This page is no exception, and you oughta try it here at Chuck E someday...if there isn't a birthday party going on.