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Wednesday, 13 April 2022

Birthday Book Bash - Goodnight Goodnight Construction Site

I guess that's what Bob reads to his machines before they go to bed every night...

Waitivity - Guess How Much I Love You Storytime

You're going to love this activity to help us while we're waiting for Lucid Raccoon to get back to me. It's themed around the most charming book of all time - Guess How Much I Love You! If you love....wait, how many times have I said love in this blog post? Maybe a thousand times.

Paper Plate Dragon

I know this is a craft themed around How To Train Your Dragon, but you can make it themed around the dragons in my latest story. Every single dragon tale must be accompanied by something hand made that is passed down from generation to generation, and even though Dreamworks aren't making any more How To Train Your Dragon films, I must appreciate this paper dragon craft!

Silba & The Dragon

A story I'm doing for Brora. Silba and Charlie are playing in the mud when a fierce dragon attacks! Now it's up to Silba to save not only his friend, but the entire forest from certain destruction!

Tuesday, 12 April 2022

Waitivity - The Ultimate Picnic

Still no sign of Lucid Raccoon, so while we're waiting, I guess you want to help plan a picnic with me!

Birthday Book Bash - Mr Wolf's Pancakes

In this nursery rhyme tale, a greedy wolf wants to cook a lovely stack of fresh pancakes, but his neighbours have other ideas!

Monday, 11 April 2022

My April Bucket List & More Scamming


 Hey! Guess what? I made a bucket list for April! That means achieving goals throughout April until I get published! Speaking of, I just found out Pegasus was actually a scam. Never trust any scammers on the internet, especially when they want your money. They should be arrested, the twaddlers. I'm relying on Lucid Raccoon and no one else to help me self-published. Now, we just need to wait for The Magic Watch...

Lament/Taylor

8 Calming Sensory Activities For Kids With Sensory Impairment

If you're autistic like me, chances are you're sensitive to loud noises and have behavioural problems day and night. You're also prone to...I can't mention it. But these activities will help calm you down and make you so chilled that you'll be smoking and drinking alcohol free beer next!

Comfortable Bed

After an upbeat song like Shika Jugga Boom Boom, you need something a lot calmer. Something like this....
Luke, Resus, Cleo and I fall asleep together in a soft bed, glad to have each other and feel the warmth and safety of being tucked up for the night.

Forever & Ever Bob

Buzz To More

Birthday Book Bash - Chicka Chicka Boom Boom

Dance along with this groovy alphabet story set on a tropical island, with a crazy palm tree!