If you've developed loss of appetite because of this week's programme After Life: Rot Box Detectives, visit this webpage to find out more about how you can get your appetite back after seeing gruesome images featured in the programme:
Monday, 26 April 2021
Express Yourself - 26.4.21
Uncle Stripe and his posse made their debut on CBeebies as Bingo fetched things from around the garden for a salad.
Express Yourself - What Does It Mean To 'Be Yourself'?
Being yourself means not going out in fancy dress in public to fit in with the crowd, or changing your appearance to turn into one of society. It means staying true to who you are, all the time.
Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Journal - 26.4.21
Another week, more new Bluey on CBeebies! The first episode of that week is named 'BBQ' and marks the first time Uncle Stripe, Aunt Trixie, Muffin and Socks made their debut on CBeebies alongside the other members of the Heeler family.
In I.B.F.F Diaries '21, the whole family has a barbeque outside on the back deck. While the grownups laugh, chat and cook, my siblings and I play in the water sprinkler. Dixon, Sir Otto Sneer, Uncle Rad and Frisky desperately want to join in, but an argument leads them to discover they can attend the BBQ together.
One Line A Day - 2021 - 26.4.21
Uncle Stripe, Aunt Trixie, Muffin and Socks made their debut on CBeebies as Bingo tried to find something healthy for the barbeque.
My Views On After Life: Rot Box Detectives & Life On Planet Ant
After Life: Rot Box Detectives is the most disgusting, gut-wrenching programme ever known to man. It's supposed to be an educational version of the BBC's documentary After Life designed for primary school pupils, but basically it's going to put them off their lunch break if they watch too many portions of this. In fact, it proved to be so disgusting that I actually put my breakfast pork pies in the fridge so they won't go off like the food in the programme. So, my word of advice to those who are sick after watching this: abandon all food for at least five hours, go to the toilet, vomit and then drink plenty of water for the time being.
As for Life On Planet Ant, it's just footage of ants mixed in with a man helping to dig a new home for the ants mixed in with four primary school children being taught about ants from a scientist like he was their biological grandpa. Come on, couldn't you just throw in footage of the Gastornis chick getting eaten by those giant ants to make the programme more geared to college students?!
And now, I have something about this new lineup that upsets me.....
THE ZOO AND ABSOLUTE GENIUS ARE ON THERE?! I THOUGHT THE ZOO WAS AN ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAMME, NOT EDUCATIONAL FLIMFLAM! TALKING ANIMALS ARE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY, SO BBC BITESIZE, DON'T BLAME ME IF I PHONE THE RSPCA TO PROTECT JURGEN AND HIS ANIMAL PALS FROM YOUR WRATH! I PREFER IT MUCH BETTER IF THEY WERE ON CBBC! FOR ONCE, JUST LISTEN TO ME, OKAY?! LISTEN, TO, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Previously On CBeebies...
Bluey and Bingo found a Magic Xylophone and played tricks on Dad with it. The next day, Bluey and Bingo set up their own hospital and found a huge loot of stuff in Dad's tummy, including a cat and a mouse. Later the next day, Dad turned into a chore-tasked robot dog designed to help Bluey and Bingo clean the playroom after a long day of play...but he doesn't do anything about it! Bluey spent her first adventure without Bingo or Dad when she, Snickers and Coco took a shadow-platformed-adventure in the park, outside of Bluey's busy neighbourhood. Who wants cupcakes? Finally, Bluey and Bingo played tricks on Dad on the two days where they can play - the weekend.
This week, the story continues...
Dork Diaries: OMG: All About Me - 26.4.21 [Year 1]
When I heard the end credits music of Mustangs FC and when I found out Scream Street is returning.
Sunday, 25 April 2021
Express Yourself - 25.4.21
Whilst doing my soothing, natural story 'I.B.F.Fs: Forest Friends', I wrote an angry letter reprimanding CBBC.
Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Journal - 25.4.21
Today I discovered I was going through my kid-to-adult phase, something nearly every person goes through, and that I'm going through anger management. In happier terms, I did a story labelled 'I.B.F.Fs: Forest Friends' where Luke, Resus, Cleo, Bluey, Bingo and I are raised in the forest, climb Mount Bisoke and and encounter cubs Kyoga, Karabi and Lite.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m000vdng/bluey-series-1-4-shadowlands
CBBC tricked me again! They replaced Mr. Peabody and Sherman with another stupid Scooby Doo film, so I wrote a very angry complaint letter reprimanding them for what they've done.
The last moments of 'Double Trouble' still haunt me...
One Line A Day - 2021 - 25.4.21
I tried to do I.B.F.Fs: Forest Friends, a soothing, natural story, but I was so angry I wrote a complaint letter to CBBC.
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