Dear Princess Celestia,
Oh joy! Oh love! Oh sweet Party Cannons!
I have some really exciting news of what happened about almost yesterday.
Not only did I get 70,000 people seeing my Google Maps review of Hobbycraft, but I also got lots of people coming to see my Stingray videos! YAHOO!
Speaking of which, Twilight recently told me she had a phone call with you to tell you that Spike has been spending a lot of time with Marina, her puppy Buttons and her seal Oink, and all of them are best friends. And guess what? All of them love sharing chocolate milk together.
Now....relax.
Yours creatively,
Your faithful Earth student

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