Secret Village Winter: A Review

Secret Village Winter Coloring Book: A Coloring Book For Adults and Kids Featuring Cute Christmas and Winter Scenes by Ava Browne
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

This colouring book ultimately gives me Brambly Hedge vibes, what with small mice living in their little world and spending fun Christmas times together.

Was going to use it as something to document my Danger Zone Yume stories, but due to all the emotional moments in this ThunderBluey story, I put it away to keep it out of my dog Mylo's jaws.

Haha.

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Countdown To Action: A Review

 

Countdown to Action by Joan Marie Verba
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Thank you, International Rescue.

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A Reply From Princess Celestia About Laughing & Having Fun

My dearest human world friend,

I'm very glad to hear you've found the humor when you've wanted or needed it most.

Your mother's dry, dark humor can make anyone fall onto the floor banging their fists with laughter. Sure, one of my Elements - namely Pinkie Pie - can be annoying, but let's just say she's mellowed out now to tune in with the Pinkie she once was.

When it comes to G4, world ending scenarios even affect me and my sister Luna. But in G3 and G2, nothing like this ever happens...oh, if only. If only we could drop all the loud angry humor and replace with cutesy goodness in G3.

Only you can do that, my friend. You have the element of creativity on your hands.

Humbly,

Your friend,

Princess Celestia

XXXXXXOOO

Thomas At The Animal Park: A Poll

 

Dear Princess Celestia: Nightmare Night Giggles

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learnt that you don't have to whine and moan and pout about bad things. You just have to laugh and smile about them.

That's what your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle, told you the moment she wrote you a letter on Nightmare Night about Pinkie Pie. She said that after Pinkie Pie jumpscared people too many times with her random, bubbly sense of humor and constant screaming and headache inducing squealing, she had to take up mindfulness classes.

And thus, she's all better now. I've been bursting into fits of laughter all evening, often from my Mum's sarky humor. Pinkie's Element seems to be glowing brighter and brighter. She still makes people laugh, but like Funshine Bear instead of a loud brainrot cartoon character.

Yours chucklingly,

S.S, your loyal Earth friend

XXXOOO

The Thomas Way: A Review

 

Thomas & Friends: The Thomas Way by Thomas & Friends
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

A charming story about solving problems, observation skills and simple English, as told by Thomas and his friends Duck and Harold the Helicopter.

I love the bit mentioning the Safari park. I think that Harold's favourite animal is a hippo, Duck's favourite is a bear, and Thomas' favourite is a giraffe!

So...after Duck Takes Charge, does that make Thomas a tiger, Duck an average duck, and Harold a heron? *laughs*

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What Was Maggie Simpson's First Word?

 

Previously On Danger Zone...

PINKIE PIE:

Not all that is a gift bag has Winnie The Pooh on it.

Not all I have is bubbly, randomness-inspired joy.

The one page repeated again for all of us, because S has finally come back to reading about Alan and Tin Tin again!

Once Upon A Journey: A Review

 

Once Upon a Journey: A funny new illustrated children’s picture book about Percy the Park Keeper and his animal friends! by Nick Butterworth
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

What a charming story!

My favourite character is the brand new one, a deer named Randolph, because he is very strong and powerful, and a reminder of The Great Prince from Bambi.

And just in time, too, in memory of his voice actor, Patrick Stewart.
RIP, Commander. May the force be with you....

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Previously On Danger Zone...

BRAVE HEART LION:

Not all who was brave was once a coward.

Not all who's a mouse is a lion - like me! *giggles*

Anyway, it's Tin Tin's birthday, so she slumbers, to awaken to become a fully fledged member of International Res-

BIRTHDAY BEAR:

Happy BIRTHDAY! *blows a party squeaker*

BRAVE HEART LION:

Do you mind not interrupting? There's people sleeping a few doors down!

BIRTHDAY BEAR:

Oops....sorry.

*shuffles away nervously*

Previously On Danger Zone...

'03 DIGITAL SPIDEY:

Er...can you cut out the flashing lights please, they're keeping the blog viewers off guard. Thanks.

Anyway...

Not all that is healthy was once fat.

Not all that was meant to be fat was put to work without food or water.

The romantic one dreaming of a kiss in the night, a cuddle from the body of a soft young Malaysian woman by the name of Tin Tin!

Alan's Diary - Day 5

Oh my god, what a day.

After a three hour nap, my darling little girl's brain seems to be so scrambled she cannot even remember a thing! She keeps worrying about money problems and budget cuts and she even refuses to watch Spider Man Unlimited.

I turned to Lady Penelope, her wise mummy, who told me that Sybil needs a good chance to recover before taking a deep breath again.

So, I laid a nice, soft creamy blanket over her body, and she snuggled under it, sighing softly. And guess what happened next?

I snuggled beside her, and then Tin Tin did too. Timon, Pumbaa, Parker and Lady Penelope all joined in, and soon we were all asleep in a comfortable pile.

Noddy Gets Into Trub - A Brutal, Musical Recap Of The Last Few Pages

It was a crime scene outside in Toytown

My egg didn't want to go down

So I vomited and got food poisoning

Then the car sprayed acid into my eyes

Mr Plod came along and accused me of stealing

From Miss Pink Cat's dessert larder

So I shot him in the head

And then, everyone wanted me dead...