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Saturday, 31 October 2026

Alan's Diary - Day 2

International Rescue has done it again. Despite battling floods of tears, John had luckily left Buck and Wilma in charge of Thunderbird 5 while they finally destroyed Joan's Depression Orb.

Meanwhile, I joined Lady Penelope, Tin Tin and my lovely little lady Sybil for a day's shopping. Of course, I had to be my pouty self and start having mock fits over wanting some things, like Spongebob Pick N Mix or Ninja Turtle Pick N Mix, but luckily when we went to the T.Retro Club I introduced Sybs to one of my new friends:

Spidey. This is the '60s cartoon version. Who was he friends with? Guess...

Fritz The Cat! Not to mention Winnie The Pooh and Snarf.

Alan's Diary - Day 1

I am beginning to feel very worried about all of International Rescue.

The whole team has fell silent ever since Sybil started reading Joan Marie Verba's stories about us. In fact, Joan was known to make us puppets depressed. Dad told me she uses a special orb to make our worlds so sad, people would...

Dare I say it...

Cry themselves to death.

Here, check out Oscar Gold.
*Tin Tin screams in panic*
Whoopsy! Sorry, Tin Tin!

World's Scariest - Halloween!

Not having the energy to read your favourite stories, even long ones.

Friday, 30 October 2026

Previously On Action Alert...

STONER SPIKE:
Not all that is-
*INTRUSIVE LOUD NOISES OUTSIDE*
SHUT UP!

*Test pattern*

Previously On Danger Zone...

KNUCKLES (SONIC X):
Not all that's a Green Hillian is once a Digimon.
Not all that glitters is a Chaos Emerald.
The nameless one dreaming of peace but slumbers, to still daydream of being a circus tuba player in love!

Previously On Action Alert...

'60s Spidey:
Not all that's a tiger was once a cat.
Not all that's a Snarf is a Piglet.
The bold one dreaming of a kindergarten age but slumbers, to awaken upon a nuclear prevention.

World's Scariest - Day 30

Not getting any moments of bloody peace all evening thanks to your annoying family!

I'm A Rather Black Fluffy Dog Called Sage...

Previously On Action Alert...

CERA:
Not all that is old will never air on TV again.
Not all that's a Longneck is a Threehorn.
Our new friend once we raised slumbers to awaken some horrifying nuclear weapon that will destroy all puppetkind!

Previously On Danger Zone...

ARMADA OPTIMUS:
Not all that's a human friend of our's might say no.
Not all that's a Transformer is a disrespected wizard.
The romantic one dreaming of comfort but slumbers, to save a liner while fulfilling his dreams of swimming without an outer shell.

World's Scariest - Day 29

Waking up with a heavy morning headache.