ROCKO: G'day mates, I'm Rocko, and I'm going to tell you about the new season of Balamory. Balamory is the true beginning of the end of CBeebies. It starts with all of CBeebies' old characters being thrown in prizz!
BRUM: What about the sinners that are left behind?
ROCKO: Well, Brum, they get to witness the second coming...of Miss Hoolie!
*Both gasp*
BRUM: Miss Hoolie is coming back? NO!
ROCKO: It's worse - Miss Hoolie is coming back for BALAMORY!
A seven-year war where Miss Hoolie and her soldiers battle all the classic characters the nation has cherished over the years. All leading up to a final showdown between Miss Hoolie and the very first characters to appear on CBeebies: the Teletubbies!
BRUM: Oh, that's great! But...who in the name of Big Town is going to win?
ROCKO: No one ever knows. There are however ten classic preschool shows from the '90s and '00s you can watch from the BBC: Teletubbies Everywhere, Bob The Builder, the original Teletubbies, Tweenies, Bill & Ben, Andy Pandy, Muffin The Mule, Fireman Sam, Postman Pat and Pingu.
Once we wipe Miss Hoolie from the face of the Earth, we will save British kids' TV from an Americanised fate!
BRUM: Wahey! And hopefully save the real Big Cook Little Cook too?
ROCKO: Erm...maybe.
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