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Jr Cine-Manga: Care Bears: Journey To Joke-A-Lot

Join Funshine Bear and all his friends in an exciting new Cine-Manga book idea, with a fun fresh look and an all new scratch and sniff feature - Care Bears: Journey To Joke A Lot.

Jr Cine-Manga: Care Bears: Journey To Joke A Lot

The Lullaby Picnic - Part 1

One night, toddler Furaha was tossing and turning in her sleep, then she woke up with a cry, which suddenly woke hr big brother Orko, who was sleeping right next to her. “Er…what is i-oh no, Furaha! What happened?” Furaha let out some little toddlerish mumbles. “Oh, you can’t sleep. We all have ways of trying to go to sleep sometimes, but I have another one of my awesome magical ways of helping people go to sleep. Wanna see it?” “Yay!” cheered toddler Furaha, clapping her paws.

Orko cracked his knuckles and used his magic to produce three bags, a picnic hamper and a thermos. “Oooooh!” gasped toddler Furaha. “Fancy, huh? Do you know why I have all this luggage with me?” Furaha shook her head. “It’s because we’re going to Honeydew Meadow, the quietest and most secluded place on Earth. Furaha let out a sigh of contentment. She loved quiet places, and so did Orko. “And with a little magic, I can transport us there.”

He lead his sister towards the luggage and wiggled his fingers in the air, reciting some magic words:

“Once this magic spell is through,

Take us both to Honeydew!”

Just as if nothing seemed to happen, Orko’s magic really did work - in a flash, he, Furaha and the luggage were transported to a magical and enchanted meadow, with the moon and stars shining down on them like a warm and tender smile. “Oooooohhh…” gasped toddler Furaha. “Do you like it? It’s a really beautiful place. No one ever goes there quite often…but now we do, and it’s just you and me. Come on, I’ll carry two bags and the picnic hamper. You carry one bag and the thermos. Be careful, it’s still hot.”

It's Just Budgie Baby, Plus More

Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-dooooo-do! Doooo-do!

That's the Budgie Baby Song, and guess who I went out with today? That's right, Mrs L. First, we went to the Co-Op and got lunch. Whilst I had my picnic I imagined my sausage rolls were cheddar cheese pies, and the pork pies had jelly in them, but they were still worth it. Later on, we went to Mrs L's hometown and we had a big long walk. We spotted lots of sights along the way, including: some boats, a large Highland coo statue, electric car cables, things in an antique shop window including china dogs and a Lurpak toast dish featuring original mascot Douglas, Jellycat dolls, the fish and chip shop, models of boats in the hotel window, the ice house (which I found very creepy because it was so dark and cold and echoey) and finally the train station, where I totally collapsed. Mrs L had made me walk too far! Quickly I phoned Mum, and told her what had happened. It was an emergency!

Luckily, we went back to the car and, as I drank my Coke, I imagined a Coke advert where I imagine my walk is a trek through the desert, until I spot the car ahead and hydrate myself with a can of Coke. Then in slow motion, I whip my short hair back and forth, causing sweat to go all over Mrs L. Sounds hilarious if you look at ads that are on TV these days - hmmmmm, are they ALL influenced by Tiktok or are they ALL made with AI?

Anyway, here comes the best bit. Going to Mrs L's house and meeting her animals! Her house was far away from where Mrs C lived, so it was no surprise it was next to a farm. Inside her house was a bunch of new friends waiting for me: Mrs L's brother Mr A from London, her cats Inky and Isla (Treacle was on the stairs, although he looked like a black fluffy ball with eyes) and of course, Budgie Baby. Budgie Baby took a good liking to me, and he was extremely hilarious - Mrs L kept making funny noises at him and encouraging him to sing, and when he finally squeaked, I 

JUMPED!

Anyway, Budgie Baby took a liking to me, Mrs L sung the song I heard about, and Budgie Baby loved me so much he flew around the room doing a performance for me. He even went and had a wish-wash in his little bathtub. When we went back into the kitchen for something to drink, we managed to catch a glimpse of Treacle on the stairs, and Isla was standing on the table feeling friendly and nosy. She was getting fur everywhere, and Mrs L said she liked it when you talk to her. Mr A also introduced me to the yogurt - peach, strawberry and vanilla - that they kept in the fridge, although I preferred ice cream without bits. I told them all about the terrible moment from this morning about how Mum was V-annoyed with me because of my whining over no internet, but considering Frozen and the earworm 'Let It Go', Mrs L and her brother encouraged me to let it all go...

...which I did! Immediately when I saw Budgie Baby climb onto the pole with his feet, scratch his itchy feet with his beak, drop berries onto the floor and fly to the windowsil, any sign of Budgie Baby almost cheers me up. After a heartwarming farewell, we went back to Dornoch town, where we went to the chemist to pick up-

*Test pattern*

Anyway, these new friends inspired me to make a batch of brand new Me, You, And...characters, plus a story called 'The Family Visit' - Furaha's Norfolk uncle Inky, her grandfather Treacle, her Canadian aunt Isla and her hornbill roommate Budgie Baby, who I described was similar to Zazu but white, and Kiburi's childhood friend from London, Alex. In my head as we were going back to the chemist's, I was thinking that Max Casella, John Thomson, Paul Chequer and Patrick Stewart would lend their voices to Budgie Baby, Inky, Alex and Treacle.

I wish, oh I wish I could see them again...that is, if, THE MYLO, doesn't mind....

Friends By Nature - Part 1

One bright, sunny day, Furaha, Orko and Optimus were lying in the shade of the willow tree which lowered itself right over the water. The sun was so hot it could melt a thousand ice creams. The water looked cool and inviting though. The whole scene looked pretty quiet and welcoming, as it normally does when Furaha hangs out with Orko and Optimus. As Furaha lay in the grass, a million little thoughts dancing like ballerinas on the stage of her mind, something came in. It was as if another dancer wearing a leopard onesie strutted onto the stage, and the audience of emotions was laughing and wildly applauding its arrival.

“Hey Optimus,” said Furaha at last, “Do you ever get the feeling that we just aren’t complete without a….er….someone to keep us company?” “Who cares, Furaha?” said Optimus with a snort, “I think we’re better off as we are.” “No, I’m serious,” said Furaha, “Someone else may be coming to join us. It’s not like there’s a new character in the TV show that is called ‘life’.” “You mean the nature documentary?” asked Orko. “No! No no no, I meant someone else entering our life. The thing is, I’ve been having these strange dreams for a while now, and I’m certain someone is coming to join us.” “Someone?” asked Optimus, “Come on. What more could we want? We’re just fine by ourselves here!”

Furaha just smiled and went along with accepting that fact all by herself, but that question still roamed the outback of her mind like a wandering kangaroo looking for a piece of imagination to fit his puzzle: who is this strange someone roaming my head that’s looking for somewhere to live?

Pizza Delivery Driver's Appreciation Day

Pizza, dude! That of course might be the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' favourite day in my opinion, as it has something to do with - what else - PIZZA! You should also visit Domino's on a day like this, but I prefer to stay at home today since no one is taking me out.

Pizza Delivery Drivers' Appreciation Day

Husband Appreciation Day

Happy Husband Appreciation Day!

Ladies, it seems like the love of your life could do with a little appreciation today. My mum on the other hand hasn't got a husband, but she had multiple boyfriends in the past, so, if you want to treat your husband with respect, this day is for you. If your husband is the Mr Abercrombie of your life, you have me to thank!

Husband Appreciation Day

The Sign - The Things You Missed

It's official - Uncle Rad and Frisky have finally gotten married! Also, on this momentous occasion, Bluey was worried she might move house, but when Bandit ripped the For Sale sign off, we were all cheering and applauding in excitement. Here are three links to three sections of the Bluey website in case you missed out on the action:

The Sign Party Pack

The World Reacts To 'The Sign'

Uncle Rad & Frisky's Wedding

PyjamcDonald's Day

Yesterday I had a fun day out with Mrs C, plus there were a lot of other fun treats in store too. Allow me to tell you all about them.

First, to start things off on an excellent note, I was allowed to wear my pyjamas to McDonald's! That's because Mrs C often sees people go to Tesco in their pyjamas and onesies, even the little ones go in Frozen or Sonic The Hedgehog pyjamas! Now, first off, we went to Morrisons', because Mrs C needed the toilet.

Altogether now: more reasons to shop at Morrison's!

All the toilets were blocked, but looking on the bright side, Mrs C brought me some chocolate buttons and some Coke. While she went to the toilets at the charity store where multiple bad things have happened to me, I did some stuff on my phone on Instagram. Then, we were off!

Once we got to Inverness, that didn't stop Charlotte needing the toilet again, this time at Tesco's - the place people go in their pyjamas all the time. Whilst this has happened, I spawned the idea 'Mountain Water' on Instagram and in my notebook. It features Furaha, Orko and Optimus, so don't blame me if you happen to pass me by doing a story, because I'm not doing any stories today. SUCKER!

Anyway, at last we made it to McDonald's.

"Mac had his Big Mac, Mum had chicken nuggets, I chose a cheeseburger, and Pippa did too because she always copies me, Hank nibbled his own French fries and experienced his very first strawberry milkshake."

SHUT UP, ELSA! Anyway, once we got to McDonald's, Charlotte went in and got me my favourite grub from this talked about fast food chain: chicken nugs with French fries, a cookie and a cup of Coke to drink. She also got me a nice ice cream! Eating the cookie almost didn't make me want to eat the ice cream, but on the way home Charlotte needed the toilet so I ate it. No, not the toilet, the ice cream!

Anyway, once I got home, I watched Mickey's Adventures In Wonderland, and then I followed it up with Care Bears: Journey To Joke A Lot. Once I had a nice time sitting on the new brown sofa in the living room, I received a tremendous surprise: not only Globehunters and Pingu, but a whole 60 quid of stuff! They included chocolate, scented pens and a 2003 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles DVD. Heroes in a half-shell, turtle power!

My favourite scene in Globehunters is Sasha's song about a beautiful place where the animals in the lab can run free, accompanied by beautiful visuals that reminded me of this one song from The Lion King, both the film and the Broadway musical.

I watched TMNT, featuring my man in a half shell Mikey, before I did some beditation.

And guess what I'm watching now.

ORKO: "Erm....Globehunters?"

NO! Pingu of course!

The Hug Monster

Orko returns home from a long stroll in the kingdom to find toddler Furaha with her arms outstretched, growling and snarling and giggling playfully. Mock frightened, Orko laughs as he runs to hide from her 'contagious' hugs. It's the Hug Monster, and she's coming to get you!

The Adventures Of Furaha, Orko, Sasha & Optimus

Furaha and her friends Orko, Sasha and Optimus live in a peaceful jungle home, feeling at one with nature and happy with their surroundings. One day, word spreads around about a wonderful place called Hakuna Matata Falls, and Furaha and her friends set out on a quest to find it.

My Little Bunny

Orko spends time in his bedroom bonding with the one he shares it with - his toddler sister Furaha. He calls him the cutesy name of 'little bunny' because her fur is as soft as a rabbit's, she squeaks like one and how similar she is to a baby bunny.