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Wednesday, 24 April 2024

Candy Bear!

Heeeeey kids! Look what the bear of very little brain found on this super cute online candy store! It's the Winnie The Pooh custard cookies I saw in one of GiftWhat's ASMR videos, plus lots more delicious smackerals for you to shove into your gob! Click the link to check out these and other fun kawaii sweets all the way from Japan.

Tuesday, 23 April 2024

I'm....

I have a shocking confession to make to all of you:

I'm neurotic.

No, really.

I'm neurotic.

Remember yesterday when I went out with Mrs L and had a great time with her pets? Well, it was there after the trip that I discovered why I threw temper tantrums and experienced negative thinking most of the time: I had neuroticism. It can happen to anyone. In adulthood, especially, because it could make you think negatively even after you've left school.

So, everyone is pitching in - my family and my friends - to help me get over this state. What tips do you have when you're too neurotic to do stuff?

Leave your advice in the comments!

Come To Tea In The Hundred Acre Wood

It's time for a tea party in the Hundred Acre Wood, and you're all invited! These two bloggers certainly made the best of a tea party in the forest, and they even invited Pooh and his friends along! Much better than Pooh Playtime and It's Your Birthday Party With Winnie The Pooh, don't you think? A-hm-hmm-hmmm-hmm-hmm!

Orko & Family - Part 2

Inside the log cabin, Orko’s wife, Dree-Elle, was watching her two Trollan kids, Isla and Syrup, playing with building blocks, when Orko came in with a dirty, dusty Furaha. “Daddy!” shouted the kids together. “But…who’s this strange cat?” asked Isla, the shy and curious of the two. “Kids, this is Furaha. She’s come to live with us due to a horrible life with her mother.” “That’s too bad, dear,” said Dree-Elle. “We’ll take good care of her and make sure she’s properly loved.” “Yeah, and make her the best relative of our family ever!” added in Syrup, who was always courageously fun. “Now, I’ll prepare dinner for you lot in a minute,” said Orko, “First I’m going to give Furaha a bath.”


Orko lead Furaha into a cosy little bathroom with a nice pristine white bathtub. Orko ran the bath and added lots of soft bubbles into the water, and as Furaha got in, she felt that the water was very warm. Surrounded by frothy, fluffy bubbles, Orko began getting out the almond milk shampoo and rubbing it all over Furaha’s dirty body, until she was covered in white foamy lather. “There,” said Orko, “I’ll get you all nice and clean.” Furaha felt soothed by the effect of the shampoo on her fur - Orko was even careful not to get some in her eyes. He got out a purple beaker, filled it with cool water and poured it over Furaha, causing the lather to be washed off her fur. She shook away the wetness and droplets flew onto Orko, causing him to laugh with her.


When Furaha got dry, Orko brushed her with a soft bristled brush, until her fur was sleek and smooth, and Furaha smelled really nice and wholesome again.

Spa Orko/Bath Orko

I've finally figured out what 2002 Orko looks like should he have a bath or go to a spa! If you've never seen the 2002 Orko like this, well, be prepared to see him in this very light.

Monday, 22 April 2024

Furaha's Guardian - Part 1

Once, in an ancient kingdom in China, there lived a beloved king and queen and their daughter, Furaha. Furaha’s parents loved her very much, and they spent a lot of time together. Every day was very happy…until that day in August.


One day, the king and queen received a letter from the state that they were no longer Furaha’s parents, and that they had to be sent away to a hospital to be sacrificed. They were too worried to even say their goodbyes to Furaha, but on that rainy evening, they said their farewells to Furaha as best as they could. “But you can’t leave. You’re my parents!” “No, we’re not. Not any more.” said the king. “But you need to know that we love you, no matter what. The only one who can care for you now is the stone spirit of Orko, an ancient wizard.” He handed Furaha a scroll with a spell written on it. “Say this spell, and he will be unleashed from his stone tomb.”


The king and queen turned around and left. They said their ‘I love you’’s, and the door shut before little Furaha. Taking the scroll under her arm, she went through the palace hallways to a huge green door with dragon patterns carved on it. She fingered the ancient patterns gently, then swung open the door - there, before her, was the Pool Of Spirits, and before her, was the stone statue of Orko, standing spiritual and ancient like he had suffered this for many years. Furaha knelt before the statue and prayed, reciting from the scroll:


“For what’s about to be unleashed,

May you be truly grateful to see.

Orko will protect you now on

Until your spirit’s dead and gone.”

Breakdown!

Hear that song?

It's the theme of today.

It was when Mrs S and I BROKE DOWN! Dun dun DUUUUUNNNNN!

At first, there was a sudden rattling in the car, but we just ignored it and continued on. Suddenly, we got a flat tyre and we had to pull up at the garage for some help. Mrs S called the AA, Key and my mum to ensure all was good, and while this was going I did some work on my phone, mainly putting up pictures of Disney and Pokemon following seeing some ASMR videos on a channel called GiftWhat. The latest find of mine is a 1 hour soap haul unboxing video, which (spoilers) includes a Lion King Simba-shaped soap. Here, have a watch:
Soap-tacular! Anyway, when the breakdown truck finally arrived, I was offered to go into the truck for a ride. At first I hesitated, but then, seeing the chance for adventure, I stepped right up onto the van. WOW! I could see the wonderful sights from up on such a high peak - the cars, the shop, the garage, Mrs S, anyone! After a long and hefty ride where Francois and Mooch, two characters from Lady & The Tramp II entered my mind, we made it home at last, where Mrs S and I walked all the way back to the house.

May this day be remembered as the day I found my adventurous spirit - and lost a bit of weight in the process.

Sunday, 21 April 2024

The Beauty Of Pokemon (ASMR)

A Huge Host Of Winnie The Pooh Items! (ASMR)

Jr Cine-Manga: Care Bears: Journey To Joke-A-Lot

Join Funshine Bear and all his friends in an exciting new Cine-Manga book idea, with a fun fresh look and an all new scratch and sniff feature - Care Bears: Journey To Joke A Lot.

The Lullaby Picnic - Part 1

One night, toddler Furaha was tossing and turning in her sleep, then she woke up with a cry, which suddenly woke hr big brother Orko, who was sleeping right next to her. “Er…what is i-oh no, Furaha! What happened?” Furaha let out some little toddlerish mumbles. “Oh, you can’t sleep. We all have ways of trying to go to sleep sometimes, but I have another one of my awesome magical ways of helping people go to sleep. Wanna see it?” “Yay!” cheered toddler Furaha, clapping her paws.


Orko cracked his knuckles and used his magic to produce three bags, a picnic hamper and a thermos. “Oooooh!” gasped toddler Furaha. “Fancy, huh? Do you know why I have all this luggage with me?” Furaha shook her head. “It’s because we’re going to Honeydew Meadow, the quietest and most secluded place on Earth. Furaha let out a sigh of contentment. She loved quiet places, and so did Orko. “And with a little magic, I can transport us there.”


He lead his sister towards the luggage and wiggled his fingers in the air, reciting some magic words:


“Once this magic spell is through,

Take us both to Honeydew!”


Just as if nothing seemed to happen, Orko’s magic really did work - in a flash, he, Furaha and the luggage were transported to a magical and enchanted meadow, with the moon and stars shining down on them like a warm and tender smile. “Oooooohhh…” gasped toddler Furaha. “Do you like it? It’s a really beautiful place. No one ever goes there quite often…but now we do, and it’s just you and me. Come on, I’ll carry two bags and the picnic hamper. You carry one bag and the thermos. Be careful, it’s still hot.”

It's Just Budgie Baby, Plus More

Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-dooooo-do! Doooo-do!

That's the Budgie Baby Song, and guess who I went out with today? That's right, Mrs L. First, we went to the Co-Op and got lunch. Whilst I had my picnic I imagined my sausage rolls were cheddar cheese pies, and the pork pies had jelly in them, but they were still worth it. Later on, we went to Mrs L's hometown and we had a big long walk. We spotted lots of sights along the way, including: some boats, a large Highland coo statue, electric car cables, things in an antique shop window including china dogs and a Lurpak toast dish featuring original mascot Douglas, Jellycat dolls, the fish and chip shop, models of boats in the hotel window, the ice house (which I found very creepy because it was so dark and cold and echoey) and finally the train station, where I totally collapsed. Mrs L had made me walk too far! Quickly I phoned Mum, and told her what had happened. It was an emergency!

Luckily, we went back to the car and, as I drank my Coke, I imagined a Coke advert where I imagine my walk is a trek through the desert, until I spot the car ahead and hydrate myself with a can of Coke. Then in slow motion, I whip my short hair back and forth, causing sweat to go all over Mrs L. Sounds hilarious if you look at ads that are on TV these days - hmmmmm, are they ALL influenced by Tiktok or are they ALL made with AI?

Anyway, here comes the best bit. Going to Mrs L's house and meeting her animals! Her house was far away from where Mrs C lived, so it was no surprise it was next to a farm. Inside her house was a bunch of new friends waiting for me: Mrs L's brother Mr A from London, her cats Inky and Isla (Treacle was on the stairs, although he looked like a black fluffy ball with eyes) and of course, Budgie Baby. Budgie Baby took a good liking to me, and he was extremely hilarious - Mrs L kept making funny noises at him and encouraging him to sing, and when he finally squeaked, I 
JUMPED!
Anyway, Budgie Baby took a liking to me, Mrs L sung the song I heard about, and Budgie Baby loved me so much he flew around the room doing a performance for me. He even went and had a wish-wash in his little bathtub. When we went back into the kitchen for something to drink, we managed to catch a glimpse of Treacle on the stairs, and Isla was standing on the table feeling friendly and nosy. She was getting fur everywhere, and Mrs L said she liked it when you talk to her. Mr A also introduced me to the yogurt - peach, strawberry and vanilla - that they kept in the fridge, although I preferred ice cream without bits. I told them all about the terrible moment from this morning about how Mum was V-annoyed with me because of my whining over no internet, but considering Frozen and the earworm 'Let It Go', Mrs L and her brother encouraged me to let it all go...

...which I did! Immediately when I saw Budgie Baby climb onto the pole with his feet, scratch his itchy feet with his beak, drop berries onto the floor and fly to the windowsil, any sign of Budgie Baby almost cheers me up. After a heartwarming farewell, we went back to Dornoch town, where we went to the chemist to pick up-

*Test pattern*

Anyway, these new friends inspired me to make a batch of brand new Me, You, And...characters, plus a story called 'The Family Visit' - Furaha's Norfolk uncle Inky, her grandfather Treacle, her Canadian aunt Isla and her hornbill roommate Budgie Baby, who I described was similar to Zazu but white, and Kiburi's childhood friend from London, Alex. In my head as we were going back to the chemist's, I was thinking that Max Casella, John Thomson, Paul Chequer and Patrick Stewart would lend their voices to Budgie Baby, Inky, Alex and Treacle.

I wish, oh I wish I could see them again...that is, if, THE MYLO, doesn't mind....

Friends By Nature - Part 1

One bright, sunny day, Furaha, Orko and Optimus were lying in the shade of the willow tree which lowered itself right over the water. The sun was so hot it could melt a thousand ice creams. The water looked cool and inviting though. The whole scene looked pretty quiet and welcoming, as it normally does when Furaha hangs out with Orko and Optimus. As Furaha lay in the grass, a million little thoughts dancing like ballerinas on the stage of her mind, something came in. It was as if another dancer wearing a leopard onesie strutted onto the stage, and the audience of emotions was laughing and wildly applauding its arrival.


“Hey Optimus,” said Furaha at last, “Do you ever get the feeling that we just aren’t complete without a….er….someone to keep us company?” “Who cares, Furaha?” said Optimus with a snort, “I think we’re better off as we are.” “No, I’m serious,” said Furaha, “Someone else may be coming to join us. It’s not like there’s a new character in the TV show that is called ‘life’.” “You mean the nature documentary?” asked Orko. “No! No no no, I meant someone else entering our life. The thing is, I’ve been having these strange dreams for a while now, and I’m certain someone is coming to join us.” “Someone?” asked Optimus, “Come on. What more could we want? We’re just fine by ourselves here!”


Furaha just smiled and went along with accepting that fact all by herself, but that question still roamed the outback of her mind like a wandering kangaroo looking for a piece of imagination to fit his puzzle: who is this strange someone roaming my head that’s looking for somewhere to live?