3 Months Of Bluey - Relax - Part 3

I can't believe it. My latest trip didn't go too well, and it wasn't my support worker's fault. I had a screaming fit because my music wouldn't play, but you know what? The surprise twist is that my MP3 player is the one to blame because it won't let you use it anywhere. Now, my support worker is evil. He's joined forces with the evilest ponies on earth, Starlight Glimmer and Sunburst, to take control of Key and let my support workers get me to do what they want to do.

STOP THE REVOLUTION.

The Almighty NCircle!

This is Wibbly Pig, star of American children's home entertainment company NCircle. On the other hand, it's Wiggle time! On the other other hand, I wonder if NCircle would distribute the TV series and films I'll soon produce? They've produced gentle things in the past, like Guess How Much I Love You and The Snowman, but will they do it today? You sure as hell bet they will, right, Wibbly?

https://www.craftymomsshare.com/2015/02/winter-wonderful-dvd-review-and-giveaway.html

3 Months Of Bluey - Relax - Part 2

It's almost three more days to my birthday, and one day since the signal incident. I'm still wondering what the Brora surprise might be. For now, my teacher is travelling the globe looking for the best people who'll give me advice on how to keep the characters I love in my stories forever more.

Asking questions.

Fighting evil.

Asking all the experts.

The moment I woke up from my nap from being up early at 3 in the morning, yes, 3, I was determined to find out what my teacher's surprise would be. And oh crack, my mum just won't tell me. It's like in a TV drama, when you found out what the man wanted to say to the woman, or what the secret holds to some legendary artefact, but then your parents shut the TV off and say, "Aren't you too young for these things?!" Speaking of, I found out that parents have confessed that their kids throw tantrums when it comes to Cocomelon, but they let their kids watch other shows instead. Y'know, Bluey, Sesame Street, Daniel Tiger, etc.. Here, have a look:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Parenting/comments/rh62oq/cocomelon_is_overstimulating/

This is what I'm talking about. Both Kiyii and Little Baby Bum have fast frame changes at around 2-3 seconds, so it's no wonder I found them overstimulating. This is why I plan to make TV shows that don't have a fast-paced animation style and just return them to the roots of what we had when I was very young, y'know, Kipper, Teletubbies, Noddy, Fireman Sam, etc.. When I say that, I meant other animation styles apart from CGi - traditional hand drawn animation, stop motion, etc.. Is it me or did I put too many ETCs on there?

So, to all those companies who decided to entirely make their preschool shows CGI instead of styles like hand drawn or stop motion....WHY DO THAT?! WHY?! WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!

3 Months Of Bluey - Relax - Part 1

FURAHA: Wow, mama! That was the most crazy experience of my life. That siren was really loud, wasn't it?

UA: Yes, little ones, but don't get too scared about it, because humans have experienced it all over the UK.

ORKO: Uh oh, I'm starting to get a bad feeling about it.

UA: Well, now that the siren thing is over, you two can go and relax.

ORKO: Aaaaaaaaahhhh...relax...my favourite word.

FURAHA: Relax? Hmmmmmmm...I wonder what we can do during that time?

(In a flower field...)

Furaha and Orko are rolling about among the flowers, smelling their fresh scents.

FURAHA/ORKO: Mmmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmmm....ooooohhh.

(Near a honey tree...)

Furaha takes some honey from the tree's hole. She tastes it...mmmmmm, it tastes really yummy.

FURAHA: Mmmmmmmmmmm. Here, Orko, you try!

Orko tries to dip his hand into the honey hole, but BING! A bee stings him on the hand.

ORKO: Ow!

FURAHA: (giggles)

Orko tries again, and there's lovely, lucious honey on his hands. He tries some.

ORKO: Mmmmmmmmmmm...

FURAHA/ORKO: Mmmmmmmmm....mmmmmmmmmmm....oh, wow.....

While these two are at it, I'm glad to say I survived the whole siren test thingy. If you get a sudden jumpscare surprise, don't be afraid. According to the news, you mustn't be afraid. You'll probably never hear it again in your lifetime!

And because of the Bluey episode Relax, things are about to get really sensual...mmmmmmmmmm.....aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh.....

3 Months Of Bluey - Exercise - Part 6

For the BBC, Hairy Jeremy was an insight into a caveman's relaxed life. Now, with another Bluey episode coming up this Sunday, I would like to introduce a sneak preview of one of my ideas, starring Furaha and Orko.

It is a hot Summer afternoon in the African jungle, and Orko is fast asleep in the warm sunshine.

ORKO: Mmmmmmmmm....aaaaaaaaaahhhhh.....

FURAHA: Orko! Hey, Orks, wake up, let's play hide and seek!

ORKO: Wha? Oooh....

FURAHA: Right, that's it, time to take drastic precautions. Here comes the tickle beast! Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle!

ORKO: Oh sweet Lord Mufasa! Well, would you believe it, Furaha's been such a tickly little girl, wanting me to play hide and seek. Maybe later. 

FURAHA: Hey! Wait! Come back here! Ggrrrrrrrrrrr...REVENGE!

(Cut to black)

Don't worry, everything will turn out fine.

Yo next time...

We eat Relax. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.....

Told Ya!

I've finally found that the UK has a way to save people from the flashing images of He-Man. They had put up a warning before every episode on their Up On The Roof strand, so as not to send anyone to the hospital due to epileptic seizures.

"Wheeeeeeeeee!! Yeah-heh-heh, yeah! Woo! Wheeeeeeeeeee!! Yeah-heh-heh! Hey! Look at me!"

Don't mind this noise, it's just Furaha and Orko playing together. It's my idea!

3 Months Of Bluey - Exercise - Part 6

SIX: Hey, that's my name!

Pool's out, hiccups in! Due to a group of screaming kids that were in the pool, the pool was out! But! There is a ray of hope. Inspired by the hiccups I got from eating my sausage rolls too quickly, I decided to make up a story to tell to these children, inspired by the Bluey episode 'Fairytale'. The story was about Crackers, his little brother Cheese and their friend Orko (the 1980's one, not the 2002 one) helping Cringer with his hiccups, just like how Maisy helped Cyril with his hiccups when he came round to Maisy's house for lunch. I know you remember recalling joining in the actions with Maisy and Cyril to help him cure his hiccups, but I remember it too - was that ham Maisy put in the sandwiches? Kipper and Maisy's episodes about hiccups are very similar - wheras Kipper tries to get help from his friends to find some hiccup cures, the narrator helps Maisy and Cyril do some fit, active things to make Cyril's hiccups go away. Well, it IS a Nick Jr show, and Nick Jr always encourages everyone to join in!

DICK: Do we look like jokes to you?

ME: Oh! Dick and Dom! What are you doing here?

DOM: You'd best avoid Diddy TV now that CBBC's been sold to America. It should say 'Kids Watching At Home Can Join In Too'! Prrrrfff! You and your Nick Jr nonsense. No wonder you were raised by cartoon characters.

ME: That's my job.

3 Months Of Bluey - Exercise - Part 5

TOM: Sara Sara Sara...remember He Man?

SARA: He Man? That sure rings a bell. What do you mean?

TOM: The one with the little wizard guy named Orko.

SARA: Oh!

TOM: Well, I also remember when people sent fan-art of Goku and the whole gang to Toonami, so, I'm glad Sybil has sent us this fanfic of a former Toonami show for us to sing along with together.

SARA: But the last time you sang, you developed a stereotypical Italian acce-

TOM: THAT'S SHARK WEEK, YOU DUMB LITTLE FAIRY!

SARA: Okay, okay, Tom, don't be too hard on me.

TOM: Right, so, what are you waiting for? Let's read - and listen to World Lounge 2.

SARA: World Lounge 2? What does that-

(8 minutes later...)

TOM: *sobbing and crying*

SARA: What are you crying for, Tom? I didn't. It was such a beautiful fanfic,

TOM: I know, Sara, but...*sniffs*...this fanfic makes me want to leave Adult Swim and stay on Cartoon Network forever.

SARA: You're right, Tom, but with Teen Titans Go airing on the network all the time, I think you must stay on Adult Swim. The age of action shows for kids is over.

TOM: OVER?!

SARA: Now look, Tom, I can explain...

TOM: But Toonami was never meant for Adult Swim!

SARA: Believe me, Tom, I-

TOM: I want the old, British-accented Sara back!

SARA: TOM! I've never heard such an insult!

(Tom runs away)

SARA: Wait! Tom! Where are you going?! STOP! WAIT! TOM! Urgh...for God's sake.

Maamu

IN DARKNESS:

Ua emerges into the light, singing:

UA

THERE’S NOTHING IN A FAMILY LIKE A BROTHER

AND FOR FURAHA,HER WISH CAME TRUE

A cold wind begins to blow, and the scene MATCH DISSOLVES to:

EXT. LAKE - BALI - DAY.

Beautiful, peaceful, still. Ua watches as Furaha, her daughter, runs into the lake, excited and happy, splashing about and diving under the water. She emerges, floating on her back in the peaceful water, amongst the lily pads.

UA
IT’S NO USE DOING THINGS ON YOUR OWN EVERY TIME

MAAMU…BUT THERE’S A WAY

MAAMU…

Furaha sits bolt upright in the lake and pours water over her, resulting in her shaking herself lion-like.

VOICES

MAAMU, A BROTHER IS CALLING
MAAMU, HE’S AT ONE WITH NATURE
MAAMU, HE’S NOT A LION AT ALL

CLOSE - UP - FURAHA’S EYE

Closed tight. Suddenly, it opens, revealing the mirror image of the sky…and someone familiar. It’s Orko, her faithful sidekick, whom she met during Me, You, And He-Man.

VOICES

MAAMU, HE’S HER BEST FRIEND

ORKO

Dives into the water with a tremendous SPLASH!

ORKO
Wooohoooo!!

He emerges, fully clothed, and shakes water all over Furaha, who screams in joy. The two laugh happily over this, and begin splashing each other. Furaha dives under the water, and Orko searches all over for her. Furaha pokes her head out from under the water, and splashes him, then dives in the water, whale-like. This is just like the scene at the beginning of ‘The Ballad Of Nessie’.

UA
ORKO WAS IN OUR FAMILY SINCE WE CAME TO HIS HOME

HE FORMED A STRONG BOND WITH FURAHA, AND SO HE WAS TAKEN IN

THEY PLAY LOTS OF GAMES TOGETHER, A BETTER EXCHANGE FOR MAGIC

CLOSE-UP - UA’S MOUTH

UA

WITH SKELETOR GONE AND FORGOTTEN, THESE TWO ARE FULL OF FREEDOM

WITH FURAHA & ORKO

The two emerge from the water, Furaha with a lily pad on her head, and Orko with a lily pad on the edge of his hat. Orko takes the lily pad off his hat and sniffs the scent of the water lily attached to it. He sighs softly, and places the water lily behind Furaha’s left ear. Furaha giggles.

UA

LIVE IN PEACE…

MAAMU, IT PROVES THAT WE ARE ONE

MAAMU, WITH US IT’S SO MUCH FUN…

The Oracle, Kiburi, Ua, Alkaharif and Alarramal arrive and sing along with Ua, watching Furaha and Orko play and swim in the water.

UA/KIBURI/THE ORACLE/ALKAHARIF/ALARRAMAL

MAAMU, A BROTHER IS CALLING
MAAMU, HE’S AT ONE WITH NATURE

Furaha and Orko are lying on top of the water, floating peacefully. Furaha yawns, and hugs Orko, who hugs her back.

UA/KIBURI/THE ORACLE/ALKAHARIF/ALARRAMAL

MAAMU, HE’S NOT A LION AT ALL

MAAMU, WHAT DOES HE SEE?

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. GREEN HILL ZONE - FOREST. DAY.

In the river, Sonic is giving Tails a bath in the river. He is using shampoo to wash the top of Tails’ head. Tails has his gloves, shoes and socks off.

VOICES
WHAT DOES HE FEEL?

SONIC

TAILS, SINCE I’M HERE, I’D REVEAL A TRUTH
I’VE BEEN THERE FOR YOU SINCE YOUR PARENTS DIED

YOU COULD CALL ME YOUR BIG BROTHER
I LET YOU SEE WHAT EGGMAN DOESN’T

WHY SETTLE WITH ORDINARY PARENTS WHEN YOU HAVE ME INSTEAD?

AMY ROSE/CREAM

(peering out from behind a tree)

WHY HAVE SONIC INSTEAD?

SONIC
WHEN WE HAVE EACH OTHER, TAILS…WE’RE LIKE FAMILY

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. BALI - LILY POND. SUNSET.

Furaha and Orko are still splashing in the lake as Ua, her husband, Alkaharif and Alarramal and The Oracle watch.

UA
I THINK THESE TWO MAKE A PERFECT PAIR

VOICES
THEY MAKE A PERFECT PAIR

UA

THEY STAY TOGETHER, NO MATTER WHAT

VOICES
NO MATTER WHAT

UA
THEY STILL HAVE US TO LOOK UP TO

VOICES
THEY’LL LOOK UP TO THE PRIDE

UA

TOGETHER, NO MATTER WHAT THE WORLD DOES

VOICES

THE WORLD’S A KIND PLACE

Upendi, Nakona, Lanka, Allie and Haraka race in and dive into the water to play with Furaha and Orko. There is a lot of splashing and playing going on.

UA
MAKE IT ALL HAPPEN
MAKE IT ALL HAPPEN

VOICES

MAAMU, A BROTHER IS CALLING
MAAMU, HE’S AT ONE WITH NATURE
MAAMU, HE’S NOT A LION AT ALL

MAAMU, HE’S HER BEST FRIEND

Kiburi and the others jump into the water to join in the fun, and Kiburi gestures for Ua to come and join them. Ua smiles, and dives into the water, splashing her husband as the cubs continue playing with Orko.

FULL SHOT - BALIAN LAKE

We see the family playing in the distance.

FADE TO BLACK

3 Months Of Bluey - Exercise - Part 4

ORKO: Wow...the jungle. I've never been there before. Eh?

FURAHA: Wheeeeeeee!!! Come back here, butterfly! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Huh? It's Orko! My new sidekick...I want to bathe with him in milk, ocean water and Balian water. Or at least...that's what Sybil said.

ORKO: Oh sweet Lord Mufasa! I'm Furaha's new brother! A sidekick! Oh boy!

KIBURI: And just where do you think you're going?

ORKO: To meet your daughter.

KIBURI: Well, it's officially confirmed, Orko: you're joining our family at the end of Me, You, And He-Man. Ua and I have talked with Sybil and heard that she liked you in this 2002 incarnation so much, that she has thought up a few ideas about you playing with Furaha.

UA: A milk bath in a heated mansion at night, swimming in the sea at Likoma Beach, playing in a Balian lake during a musical number, wandering through a sensual paradise and even discovering the laziness of lions.

ORKO: Mmmmmmmmm...ooohhhh....aaaaaaaaahhhh....

KIBURI: Make these noises all you want, but you are no longer He-Man's sidekick. You're a Spike to Furaha's Twilight Sparkle. You are our new family member.

ORKO: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

*BOOM!*

ME: Never mind, He Man never came today but now we have lots of weird facts to look forward to.

Never Mind...

Even though He-Man has a crack in it, never mind, because instead I've got two Weird But True books to look forward too!

3 Months Of Bluey - Exercise - Part 3

Hi, I'm excited about going to Brora because I came home from my outing to a surprise email talking about my characters. Remember kids, if you've seen Roger Rabbit, you'll understand, unlike Eddie Valiant. If you want to find out more about this, then try to avoid any adders along the way, because there are loads in Loch Brora slippery-slithering around at the moment. Well, this announcement was great, and my teacher is going to talk to loads of lovely people and experts about it. If you're an expert, don't complain, I'm watching Roger Rabbit right now! Actually no, send no complaints to Furaha's mother Ua, it's what she wants most of all. Isn't that right, Furaha?

"Why did I listen to your teacher?!"

I am looking forward to this due to all my hard work, so I should be going to Brora at least...eh, 9AM on the 2nd of May. Watch out for what I'm gonna do after my BIRTHDAAAAAY! HEH-HEH-HEH!

"Will Sybil find out what the special announcement is? Find out in two weeks!"

3 Months Of Bluey - Exercise - Part 2

I feel really happy - and really exhausted. Why? Because I've had such a morning, digging into Peperami, sausage rolls and cheese and crackers. That Edam my support worker brought was really smelly, smellier than any kind of cheese! I also showed her some videos on my TV. Those included Kipper, The Lion King, Peperami and songs from The Lion King and Putumayo. I still feel a bit down and out because of what I've been through, but not to worry, I have to take it easy during the time I am going through whatever I'm going through now. My support worker wrote riddles in German in my notebook, because she called it 'special', and I put it up onto a shelf after I solved them.

Now I'm writing ideas inspired by Chinese culture and the Bluey episode 'Takeaway'. Fancy, huh? I'm still writing ideas for Orko & Me in the living room, so Sybil out!