ORKO: Wow...the jungle. I've never been there before. Eh?
FURAHA: Wheeeeeeee!!! Come back here, butterfly! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Huh? It's Orko! My new sidekick...I want to bathe with him in milk, ocean water and Balian water. Or at least...that's what Sybil said.
ORKO: Oh sweet Lord Mufasa! I'm Furaha's new brother! A sidekick! Oh boy!
KIBURI: And just where do you think you're going?
ORKO: To meet your daughter.
KIBURI: Well, it's officially confirmed, Orko: you're joining our family at the end of Me, You, And He-Man. Ua and I have talked with Sybil and heard that she liked you in this 2002 incarnation so much, that she has thought up a few ideas about you playing with Furaha.
UA: A milk bath in a heated mansion at night, swimming in the sea at Likoma Beach, playing in a Balian lake during a musical number, wandering through a sensual paradise and even discovering the laziness of lions.
ORKO: Mmmmmmmmm...ooohhhh....aaaaaaaaahhhh....
KIBURI: Make these noises all you want, but you are no longer He-Man's sidekick. You're a Spike to Furaha's Twilight Sparkle. You are our new family member.
ORKO: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
*BOOM!*
ME: Never mind, He Man never came today but now we have lots of weird facts to look forward to.
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