TOM: Sara Sara Sara...remember He Man?
SARA: He Man? That sure rings a bell. What do you mean?
TOM: The one with the little wizard guy named Orko.
SARA: Oh!
TOM: Well, I also remember when people sent fan-art of Goku and the whole gang to Toonami, so, I'm glad Sybil has sent us this fanfic of a former Toonami show for us to sing along with together.
SARA: But the last time you sang, you developed a stereotypical Italian acce-
TOM: THAT'S SHARK WEEK, YOU DUMB LITTLE FAIRY!
SARA: Okay, okay, Tom, don't be too hard on me.
TOM: Right, so, what are you waiting for? Let's read - and listen to World Lounge 2.
SARA: World Lounge 2? What does that-
(8 minutes later...)
TOM: *sobbing and crying*
SARA: What are you crying for, Tom? I didn't. It was such a beautiful fanfic,
TOM: I know, Sara, but...*sniffs*...this fanfic makes me want to leave Adult Swim and stay on Cartoon Network forever.
SARA: You're right, Tom, but with Teen Titans Go airing on the network all the time, I think you must stay on Adult Swim. The age of action shows for kids is over.
TOM: OVER?!
SARA: Now look, Tom, I can explain...
TOM: But Toonami was never meant for Adult Swim!
SARA: Believe me, Tom, I-
TOM: I want the old, British-accented Sara back!
SARA: TOM! I've never heard such an insult!
(Tom runs away)
SARA: Wait! Tom! Where are you going?! STOP! WAIT! TOM! Urgh...for God's sake.
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