Disney! How dare you make Toy Story 5
It’s the worst thing I’ve seen since Dead Or Alive
Remember back them when CGI was no big deal
Or when Timon and Pumbaa had bugs for every meal?
Well let me tell you, folks, it ain’t true
So that’s why I’m bringing this message to you
Back then, our days with Andy are full of splendor
But you’re filling our movies with AI slop gore!
I mean, look what we’ve been through today
Disney knows magic doesn’t naturally pay
They replaced gentle princesses with adorkable teens,
They focused on teen sitcoms, you know what this means?
Us characters are gonna be thrown aside
If we don’t do as well as Kiara besides
It looks like Disney is dominated by AI!
The lions look real in The Lion King,
I’ve never heard of such a thing!
Plus Moana’s coming back and it’s all CGI
How can you do this? It makes my brain fry
And fly right up into the dark sky
Remember back then when Andy held us close?
He was the one we loved the most
Now Bonnie is just a spoiled high pitched brat
Who panics when playing and that is that
Have you ever seen the kids in Toy Story 3
They panic when they play with us even before tea
It’s like aliens are invading, no offence
To the Little Green Men who owe me sixpence
Back when Andy kept us, we were in Heaven
Even before this annoying 6-7
Mr Potato Head was rude and annoyed
But he still cared for us and his owner boy
Slinky played chess even before Buzz came
Without Andy, life wasn’t always the same
I can hear Bonnie screaming outside in the yard
It makes my ears bleed, and they bleed hard!
And those Disney Junior shows put me off guard
Disney Junior’s dominated by CGI
They think it replaces cherries in a pie
Everything except Bluey is made in 3D
Why can’t you do characters drawn on paper for me?
Then I’ll have fast paced Mickey’s flesh for tea!
Pixar itself is going downhill
Life hasn’t been much of a thrill
Especially with sequels going around
With shaky camera movements and loud sounds
And what is Disney Channel like these days?
They think Big City Greens is the new craze
As well as teen sitcoms, give them a break
Making new content is a piece of cake
But don’t make sitcoms, make something unique
Leave out the hysterics, leave out the chique
And I wish we had the old Little Bo Peep!
All these films and shows make me really mad
With that I shall tip off my hat
And throw it like a frisbee towards your neck
And slice it until blood makes the place wet!
No hand drawn characters? It makes me pissed
It makes viewers wonder, what did I miss?
Well they miss nothing, everything is crap
It’s too unoriginal to run another lap!
All studios these days are entering the race
To send sequels and remakes all over the place
But we, Andy’s toys, have had enough
Of all the soulless predictable stuff
And now you’re plotting to rid Pooh of his fluff!
The hand drawn animation is thrown in the bin
The ratings on Disney Junior are all thin
And so is Disney Channel, hear this, guys
When we burst through the door you’ll get a surprise
And during revenge, there’s no need for disguise!
With help from our fans, we can save our lives
And bring back magic day and night
Because we hate Disney’s new money scheme
We’re in danger, if you know what I mean
And in case you don’t know where we’ve been…
“You’ve got a friend in me….”
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