I have some shocking (well, not at all shocking) news to tell you all about Transformers Armada. Last night I couldn't get to sleep, and listening to the same old stories didn't do me any good. Then, I remembered something: back when my days of anxiety were upon me, I was falling asleep to things like My Little Pony and If You Give A Mouse A Cookie on Prime Video on my A.
So I thought to myself, why don't I let the Transformers soothe me to sleep? So, after some failed attempts at letting the Teen Titans soothe me to sleep, who should soothe me to sleep but the kind hearted, slow paced team of Autobots from Transformers Armada. Especially Optimus Prime.
As I was falling asleep to the slow paced yet heavy hitting action packed adventures of the Autobots, I thought about the kind, deep caress of Optimus' giant arms around Furaha and Orko, how they sigh softly as he cradled them to sleep, and how much pleasure and sensuality they get from being with a kind, loving carer like the big 'bot. Sorry, Cheetor.
"No offence, man."
Wheras Applejack gets to sleep by listening to Little Big Town on her Equestrizon Call, and Mouse eats extra cookies and drinks a really big glass of milk before bedtime, Optimus does exactly the opposite. He cares deeply and comfortably for our two friends, Furaha and Orko, like he is a second father to them. Kiburi and Ua will be proud.
And in my dreams, I swore I could hear him whisper to Furaha:
"Close your eyes. Now forget what you see. What do you feel?"

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