Since my last appearance on telly, I noticed this thing you humans called 'screens' and were using all the time. For an old, wicked woman like me, sometimes one screen isn't enough for you people, as I've found out. But, some friendly earth doctor who came in to cure Cy-Star's square eyes from staring at her laptop too much recommended I'd do something called 'digital detoxing'. It's something you earth people get when you stop staring at screens, go out and do something different for a change. He also recommended I use these three tips to enjoy digital detoxing even more, and you fools should learn them too. Let us begin now:
- Family Gatherings: First of all, let's talk about places where the family is not likely to use their phone. Save screen time for when family gatherings, like at dinner, or at that American tradition Thanksgiving, or Christmas like right now, are happening. That way, it'll not drive your family bananas!
- Keep Phones Off Before Bed: I say that before 6 O'clock at night every night, try to switch off your phone, pad or laptop so you don't stay awake in the night. I have trouble keeping Yung Star from sleepwalking every night, because he drank too much GloopMilk last night and God knows what might've happened to him.
- There are many ways to do other things in real time and not in front of a screen. For example, instead of plotting to take over the world on a pad, do it on a piece of paper or in a notebook, with pens, pencils, crayons and paints.
YUNG-STAR!! What on earth are you doing, you cretin?!
"Sorry, mother, I was playing a loud, noisy game on my phone."
Give me that! No phones when I'm doing a blog entry.
"But it's mine!"
Not anymore, IT'S MINE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!
"Hey! Give it back!"
*Zelda and Yung-Star fight over the phone*
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