My name is Fluttershy, and I want to tell you about the story I'm willing to star in: Zinc Smoothiekins. In Zinc Smoothiekins, the setting is an island where everyone wears orange and yellow zinc suncream, because the sun is so hot. The story mainly focuses on me, Pinkie Pie and Sybil as we prepare orange and banana smoothies for everyone on the island on this hot Summer's day. Happily enough, since Pinkie Pie has the amazing talent of a kangaroo, she has the ability to juggle fruit and kick them Applejack-style into the blender. Did she learn from Applejack? Hmmm...maybe a little. Maybe a few times! No. Maybe I have to check again...
I'm back! Sybil recently had a long nap, and I want to inform you on something she thought up recently: a story set in the '80s called 'Orko & The Birthday Doughnuts'. Y'know, the sort of Fairytale kind that includes Bandit, Stripe, Rad, Cheese, Crackers, Cream and Cake, not to mention Frisky and Chilli. In this story, Orko is excited for Cheese's birthday because that means his favourite pink doughnuts will be on the party table, but gets quite frustrated when the doughnuts are reserved for the other guests. He uses magic to conjure up some more, but gets tummy ache, and now Cheese has to look after his best friend. The term 'BFF' wasn't invented back then, but My Little pony was, and Posey and Surprise were the first ponies on earth soil. Bronies weren't even around! Everyone fell head over heels for me because of my darling cuteness and innocence, and sometimes my ability to rage like a bull. And I'm not an angry bull, am I? I'm a pegasus!
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