Slowcoach's New Food

Oh! You caught right in the middle of my breakfast of lettuce. My name is Slowcoach, and frankly soon I'm going to enjoy something corny and creamy, because Sybil is forcing me to do so. What is she, Shane The Chef? It would be better if it was in stop motion rather than CGi. Anyway, I am about to star in a story called 'Slowcoach's New Food'. In Slowcoach's New Food, Sybil, Luke, Resus and Cleo play assistants to the man who works in the garden, and do outdoor cooking in order to get me to try new foods. With the help of Bill, Ben, Pry, Boo and Scamper, Sybil and her friends attempt at making corn cream tartlets for everyone in the garden to share. And by the way, did I mention I ate a sandwich once? It was as delicious as it feels, and every time I think of eating it, I'm floating on cloud 9. I also ate a sprout once. That was the time from when Bill & Ben wanted Weed to see the world. And did I mention, Weed only says her catchphrase in her sleep? Well, you bet you ought to know that by any chance!

I'm back with another update! I was in the middle of scolding Bill & Ben for ruining my prize marble tower before I saw you there. Weed never scolds them! What's with all those weeds of today running around after their children - which, you know, after Flowerpot Men. First, I want to talk to you about The Cool Side. Sybil had that idea after one tip from one of her Barbara Ann Kipfer books came into her head while she was washing her hands in the bathroom. It's not just Timon and Pumbaa who are that little cub's friends - and I mean Furaha, not Simba - there are other friends. Some examples include Jetfire, Minty, Sonic, Tails and Knuckles, and they all star in this story about a refreshing swim in the cool lake. And I heard she now has a brother called Orko. He appeared just after my show in the 2002 He Man series, and now he's a cuddly, snuggly brother that refuses to wear an amulet round his neck since he lives in the wild. They star also in A Fair Tale, where Ua tells Orko and Furaha a bedtime story about them, their father Kiburi and their friends Timon and Pumbaa going to a fair in South Africa which Timon mistakes for Disney World. *laughs* And to think, us tortoises think a patch full of lettuce is like Chessington World Of Adventures! Or Alton Towers, where our good friends the Tweenies used to perform. Then there's Drunk Time. It may be a bit too adult for young children, especially after the Tiny Toon Adventures incident involving 'One Beer', because it shows Sybil and her siblings staying with Pooh and his friends in a yellow-and-white cabin, with only rum tea with honey to survive until then. Find out how drunk they become when Sybil writes the story in her book.

I would also like to inform you about her favourite shorts in the One Day At Disney series - one involving a character designer for Disney Television Animation, particularly Disney Junior shows like The Lion Guard and Mickey & The Roadster Racers (not Bluey, pah!) and one about an illustrator for Disney storybooks. So an intimate look at Disney isn't so boring now...is it?