What Would CBBC Do?

Well, it's April Fools Day. A day of playing mean tricks on everyone like two certain goblins. CBBC is doing nothing special apart from airing their edited version of Early Man. But what if CBBC were to do something special today, just for such an occasion?

Maybe for today they would replace their usual Bitesize lineup with a whole few hours of me! I would host instead of the annoying Rhys, I would teach Hacker how to howl like a wolf and from 9:00AM to 11:25AM, I would show nothing but Scream Street and Bluey. That should do the trick! The episodes featured will be:

• Scream Clean
• The Beach
• Mirror Mirror
• The Creek
• A Nightmare On Scream Street
• Baby Race

This will also mark the first time Baby Race has ever been shown on UK television, but let's just hope all my dreams would come true...