We all knew Mwaksy got over her fear of dogs last night on Blue Peter, but what happened after Henry's walk? Well, it may not be for kids but get over it anyway...
[Mwaksy wakes up in bed. She looks around and sees Henry smoking a bone-shaped vape stick)
MWAKSY: WAAAAAAAA!! Henry! What the hell are you doing in my bed?
HENRY: You said you wanted me to be your side hound, so I had no choice but to kick my legs.
MWAKSY: You've been with me all along! Dogs aren't boyfriends!
HENRY: Yes they are, Mwaks. By the way, nice pyjamas.
MWAKSY: How the hell did you learn to talk anyway?
HENRY: I developed a voice.
MWAKSY: Dammit!
HENRY: What'ya gonna do? Tell the producers of Blue Peter?
MWAKSY: I am, and you'll be sorry when I tell Lindsey and the others I slept with you last night!
HENRY: Mwaksy, one more thing. I kept a lion in the cupboard.
MWAKSY: WHAT?!
HENRY: Yes - it's true. I went to London Zoo, stole a lion and stuffed him into your cupboard. Has the show been to the zoo before?
MWAKSY: We've been to Chester Zoo, yes.
HENRY: Then you leave me no choice. Oh Leee-o!
MWAKSY: OH MY GOD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
[Mwaksy gets chased by a lion while Henry laughs diabolically]
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