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Friday, 20 December 2024

Happiness Christmas Tip - Harry Potter Yule Ball

Create a "Magical Yule Ball" at home, complete with house-themed decorations, enchanted snow falling indoors, and a Harry Potter-inspired feast.

Purple Ronnie Goes To My Support Worker's House

I decided to go and see my friend and her support worker.

I stayed with my friend in the car.

Her support worker got her food from the supermarket.

My friend listened to her favourite song all the way.

We approached the house in the countryside.

The countryside stinks of cow farts!

Just kidding.

It actually smells clean and fresh.

We encountered Putzell when we arrived.

She was whining to go out.

My friend's support worker said "No."

But she bounced her up and down.

Then she gave my friend a special treat.

No, it wasn't Vimto.

It was....

Chocolate Snowballs!

They're just like Mini Eggs, but white and round.

We watched Pingu, Meena and lots of other things.

Who else did she watch?
That's right! It's me! Purple Ronnie!

Her support worker had spring rolls for breakfast.

It's a traditional Chinese treat.

There were a few ads here and there.

We looked away just in time.

Ads these days are made with just AI, don't you think?

They're also too NOISY AND LOUD!

My friends likes quiet, fun animated ads like mine.

Or ones from the past.

Poor Angel got her claw caught in the tinsel.

She almost knocked it right over.

She feels right at home on the boiler.

We had to be quiet because of Princess.

She has high anxiety.

We had to be quiet when she's eating.

She scratched herself a few times.

She didn't meow.

But Putzell did!

She was begging to go out.

But the support worker said she can't.

It's due to an incoming storm.

At least the Sausages are safe.

And so is Hazel.

Thank god my friend pointed out Whiskas Milk.

She didn't watch any ads for it, thank God again.

What will she do next time?

Wait and see!

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!

Vimto:
The fruitiest word I know.

Thursday, 19 December 2024

Rubik's Cube Patterns

Rubik's Cube Puzzles
Try saying Rubik's cube...without saying "Gesundheit!"

*Ba-dum tssshhhhhttt*

No, not that. Drum roll, please!

*Drum roll*

And now, I give you what Daily Ideas has given to me.

Rubik's Cube puzzles!

*Ba-dum tsssssshhhhtt*

Urgh, not again....

Alongside Easter Eggs

Alongside Easter Eggs
Honey has some Easter eggs laden out for you.

Can you spot them?

Or have you spotted 'em already?

Well, Bluey and her friend have the answer!

I've just seen The Twelve Days Of Christmas on Talking Pictures.

This is the 19th, and I give you...

HONEY!

Thank you, thank you.

No roses, please. Thank you.

A Poem About Uncle Stripe, By Purple Ronnie

Uncle Stripe started it all,
He became drunk in The Sign.
If you ignore Inside Out 2,
The emotions are probably fine.

A Poem About An Ocean Bath By Purple Ronnie

The ocean's great for bathing
You splash and swim and shout,
So much in fact you could stay here forever
And endlessly splash about.

Welcome Home, Penelope

Lady Penelope has been away for days now.


Parker is looking after me.


Penelope’s been on a mission for International Rescue.


She’s been away for six weeks now.


I’ve been worrying whether she’d be alright.


“Don’t worry, me little lady, she’ll be fine!”


That’s what Parker always says to me.


She’s due to return by the seventh week.


Parker has helped me cope all these six weeks.


Now the seventh week has come.


Penelope’s coming home!


During my playdate with Muffin and Socks, I announce the news.


“PENELOPE’S COMING HOME!!”


Uncle Stripe cheers, and Muffin and Socks hug me.


Throughout the day, I do some painting.


I share ice cream with Muffin.


I play Horsey Ride with Uncle Stripe.


I dance with Aunt Trixie and Socks to country music.


And by the end of the day, who should pull up outside?


“LADY PENELOPE!” I scream.


I run into her arms, tears streaming down my face.


“I miss you so much, Penny.”


“I miss you too, darling.”


Uncle Stripe is actually crying right now.


“Don’t worry, Stripe, everything’s fine.”


“Moments like these make me want to…”


But then Uncle Stripe loses it and cries loudly.


Lady Penelope and I laugh.


“Come on, miladies, let’s go home.”


“HOMEWARD!” I shout.


And off we head at last back home.

Ocean Bath

It is a lovely day on the beach.


Seagulls cry out.


There’s no one else on the beach except me and Penelope.


We live wild, free and feral as sisters.


Today is the perfect day for a swim in the sea.


We emerge from our cave feeling all groggy.


So groggy we almost couldn’t see anything!


Penelope climbs onto a large rock.


She dives into the sea.


I follow after her.


Penelope swims around for a little while.


The ocean is really cold, yet mild.


Suddenly, Penelope hears a giggle.


She looks around, then looks under the water.


When she looks up again, here I am.


We both laugh in joy.


We splash each other, squealing in delight.


Penelope is completely drenched.


So am I.


I giggle with delight as Penelope picks me up.


She swings me around while I yell, “Wheeeeeee!!!”


Penelope is so playful and gentle.


She hugs me gently.


I hug her back.


Later, it’s sundown.


Lady Penelope and I watch the sun go down on the beach.


We share some fish roasted over an open fire.


We used dry driftwood to make the fire.


The fish tastes delicious.


Full from my meal, I yawn and fall asleep.


Penelope snuggles beside me.


The day turns slowly to a magical night.


There we are, snug and sound at last.

A Poem About Chocolate Dipped In Ice Cream By Purple Ronnie

Chocolate dipped in ice cream
Is an all time favourite treat
You take a chocolate bar and an ice cream tub
Go ahead and eat!

A Poem About Coraline By Purple Ronnie

You might say Coraline's for Halloween,
But it's for Christmas too.
In bedtime stories, the house isn't dangerous,
And hidden in the Winter blue!

A Poem About Pilates By Purple Ronnie

Lady Penelope needs time for herself,
While I'm left with my own wits to fend
She's doing pilates with facial care nearby
But she still has some love to send.

A Poem About Winter By Purple Ronnie

Winter's all about peppermint scents
And a nice mug of apple cider
But don't drink too much of it,
Or you might attract a spider!

A Poem About The Arctic By Purple Ronnie

The Arctic is a magical place
Full of diamonds in the snow
It's where little polar bears play
And the sun emits a warm, gentle glow.