Blue Peter's My Little Pony The Movie Competition

Wouldn't it be great if Blue Peter did a My Little Pony: The Movie contest to celebrate the film's release in 2017? In the contest, you can design your own My Little Pony character for a chance to win these awesome prizes: a tour behind the scenes of the movie to see their character being made, merchandise or a chance to voice a character on Friendship Is Magic. Sadly, Friendship Is Magic has stopped producing new episodes, but still, it sounds like a great idea to me.

Shows To Watch To Avoid A Kind Of Spark & Dragon Quest: The Adventures Of Dai

Teletubbies is one of the many shows you can watch to avoid watching CBBC's new Americanised drama A Kind Of Spark and its new Japanese anime series Dragon Quest: The Adventures Of Dai. If you want to avoid presenters screaming at you to "No scratch that watch iPlayer!" and widescreen dramas, here are a few shows you can watch according to Brunia to avoid such a disastrous turn of events for this dying children's channel.

• The Story Of Tracy Beaker
• Horrible Histories
• The Sarah Jane Adventures
• Blue Peter (classic episodes on Youtube only)
• The Worst Witch
• The Secret Show
• Raven
• Tweenies
• Andy's Dinosaur Adventures
• Balamory
• Come Outside
• Chucklevision
• Crackerjack (the old series, not the 2020 series)
• Grange Hill

Holidays At Home

Munchies

Bluey & Beep & Mort

Bear Watching - Merchandise

Bear Watching is a story about Luke, Resus, Cleo and me watching Care Bears: Journey To Joke A Lot on TV, and me adding a giant Funshine Bear plush, some popcorn, a soft drink and a pony to the viewing pleasures of watching the Care Bears.

Here is the merchandise which will go well with the story:

• Giant Funshine Bear teddy
• Popcorn Bucket
• Soft Drink Cup
• Luke, Resus & Cleo Dolls
• A doll of me at 6
• Twilight Sparkle doll
• T-Shirts & Hoodies
• Stickers & Buttons
• Posters & Prints
• Mugs & Glasses

Share The Fantasy

My support worker and I had a wonderful time playing Don't Panic today. I ate sausage rolls, cheese and crackers and drank lovely purple Vimto. I enjoyed watching my support worker play with her cat Putzell, who in turn bit her hand and loved to be annoyed. My favourite parts of the Don't Panic game we played today were the Women's Perfumes bit (because I guessed Shalimar), the TV police dramas bit (because one of the dramas I guessed was McDonald & Dodds, which starred Cleo's voice actress Tala Gouveia) and naming all the dwarves in Snow White's story. Oh boy, was this fun or what?

BLUEY: "You bet it is!"

As we left for home, we saw Putzell in a hunting position. We had to be careful, or she wouldn't get flattened like a pancake in the middle of the road. I have a lot to talk about. And I just did!

Advice For Sailing In Cake

If you want to row boats on cake just like Norm in today's Norman Picklestripes, here's some funny advice to live by and do so:

• Avoid rocky shores or else your cake will crumble to bits.
• Bring a milk keg just in case we hit any dry cake spots.
• Be careful - you might get frosting in your hair!
• Never let seagulls come eating your cat in case it's their birthday.
• If you encounter an accident, eat your way to safety.

What's Up With Charlie?

Remember, nobody's perfect, and that's OK. Here's what happened to some blue dude named Charlie, who hid in his own dustbin until he was reminded by his phone that he wasn't perfect.

This Episode Of Shaun The Sheep Is Called 'Baa-Rilliant'!

In this Amahicanised Shaun the bloody jumbuck, the bloody farmah wants ta be a populahr social mediah stahr, but Shaun n the bloody flock want him ta do Stumpfest instead - wearhin' zinc suncream, roahrin' wen stumps aha ripped 'n drinkin' coldie. By the bloody way, there's nothin' ta a young jumbuck's life than rippin' up stumps n showin' everyone wat it means ta be a bloke in jumbuck's clothing!

Too right, mate.

CBBC In 1997

The Animals Of Farthing Wood is still one of many CBBC shows that aired in 1997. That was the year Konnie Huq became a Blue Peter presenter, and engaged in many awesome adventures and epic makes, especially with Mabel by her side. Here are some shows which were featured on CBBC in 1997:

• The Demon Headmaster
• Grange Hill
• Bernard's Watch
• Animals Of Farthing Wood
• Are You Afraid Of The Dark
• Wild House
• Famous Five
• Jungle Run (I think it was on CiTV, sorry to those who grew up watch CBBC!)
• Blue Peter
• The Queen's Nose

Pooh's Heffalump Movie + Tarzan 2

A dream combo!

Pooh and his friends Tigger, Piglet, Eeyore and Roo go on a quest to find a new friend to play with, and meet a Heffalump not named Lumpy, but Tantor, who is lost and needs to find his way home. Roo instantly befriends the young Heffalump and finds his inner jungle instincts. But the true villain of the film is a Heffalump Hunter who lost something precious and now has vigilance for Heffalumps, and now the Hundred Acre Wood gang must protect their friend at all costs.

Dragonwatch

Luke, Resus, Cleo and I are watching Dragon Tales on TV, describing how wonderful and colourful those dragons are, and maybe even harmless too, wheras in other TV series dragons breathe fire to destroy buildings. We are unaware that Cassie, the pink dragon from the show, is watching our conversation through the window outside.

Other Bluey-esque Life Bites inspired story titles include:

• Scrumptious
• Detour
• Vollibuilders
• Rad-Tastic
• Beano-Fun
• Rebellion