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Sunday, 3 November 2019

I.B.F.F Diaries '18 - Food Fight [3/1/18]

This time on I.B.F.F Diaries...
After throwing Arthur's lunch all over Ryan, he blames it all upon the fragile vampire, who runs to the I.B.F.Fs' room crying his eyes out. Will the I.B.F.Fs help him?
TO BE CONTINUED....
[NOTE: I got too hooked on Arthur and the subjects of each episode to continue this book today]
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1sW1SZOGFPpePoirjHPKTEwjXSwSqC_swHHhR0HubG9U/edit

Saturday, 2 November 2019

I.B.F.F Diaries '17 - Power Failures & Smoking Gumbles [3/1/17]


This time on I.B.F.F Diaries....
Tiny and Small help Bing confront his fear of the dark and find his Hoppity Voosh doll when the power goes out on CBeebies. Meanwhile, over on CBBC, the I.B.F.Fs deal with how Gumbles go insane - by smoking grub joints! Join the I.B.F.Fs and agree to the fact that smoking is really bad for all people, especially Gumbles!
TO BE CONTINUED....

Friday, 1 November 2019

Scream Street Thought Of The Day - Earworm

Nothing like nature has ever soothed us on planet Earth, but it can also sooth the residents of Scream Street if they've had a bad day, especially Luke, Resus and Cleo, who love nature as much as I do. If you spend a day out in the calmness of nature with Luke and his two friends, it'll be a sensual pleasure. If you live out in nature, it's completely different: nature has to have a dress code, and that dress code is au naturel, as nature intended - living naked amongst nature, as if you're living in my jungle fantasies of sleeping in a calm and comfy nest when it's cold and foggy and you're not wearing anything. I spilt the beans there, you'd all live naked amongst nature and that goes for Luella too - even though she has developed breasts because she is a girl - except Cleo, who'd still wear bandages. You'd feel the cool air and rain on your skin on a stormy day, lie in the long grass and stare at the sky and splash in the water. Now, it's not only four people that'll enjoy nature, especially on a camping trip where you have to spend the whole time in the buff, it's five people, which means Luella might be a little embarrassed if you take her camping out in skin. Don't worry, everyone, we won't get laughed at for camping out naked, as feeling like it can mean freedom and sensuality in the quietest, most natural places on earth. We're returning to where humankind originated - nature, where our earliest ancestors once roamed, and it's so soothing it feels like we're lying in a natural bed of flowers and grass. Aaaaaaahhhh....

I.B.F.F Diaries '16 - When You Get Drunk After New Years' Eve.... [1/1/16]


This time on I.B.F.F. Diaries...
The I.B.F.Fs act very strangely on New Years' Day. The big kids erupt into a massive pillow fight after Luke accidentally pushes Cleo off the bed, whilst a tired Tiny and Small learn the difference between day and night from Postman Pat, Sarah and Duck. What could possibly go wrong?
TO BE CONTINUED....
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1f2jAHMt-yHyQQU_g0Yu_RDsafdCbzWVeOIx3Wh2A-e4/edit

Sky Kids - November 2019












  • Mr Bean Music Videos
  • Play Your Pets Right
  • Bluey
  • Find Me In Paris
  • Double Dare
  • Morph: Fireworks
  • Gigantosaurus
  • Mickey & The Roadster Racers

  • Peppa Pig
  • Octonauts: Creature Reports
  • Super Wings
  • Paw Patrol
  • Gigantosaurus
  • Blaze & The Monster Machines
  • Peter Rabbit
  • Hey Duggee
  • Ben & Holly's Little Kingdom

  • Henry Danger
  • Operation Ouch
  • Mr. Bean: The Animated Series
  • School Of Rock
  • Horrid Henry
  • My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
  • The Thundermans
  • Marvel's Spider Man
  • Apple & Onion
  • The Next Step

  • Aliens Love Underpants And....
  • Big Block Sing Song
  • Songs & Rhymes
  • Kidz Bop

  • The Powerpuff Girls
  • Teen Titans Go
  • Marvel's Spider Man
  • Young Justice: Invasion
  • Big Hero 6: The Series
  • Hulk & The Agents Of Smash

  • Charlie & Lola
  • Thomas & Friends
  • Peter Rabbit
  • The Gruffalo
  • Guess How Much I Love You
  • Lost & Found
  • Revolting Rhymes
  • We're Going On A Bear Hunt
  • The Gruffalo's Child
  • Night Zoo Keeper

  • Grizzy & The Lemmings
  • Alvinnn!!! & The Chipmunks
  • Mighty Mike
  • Ducktales
  • Unikitty
  • We Bare Bears
  • Big Cats: Wild Files
  • Wild Kratts
  • Play Your Pets Right
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

  • Spongebob Squarepants
  • The Loud House
  • Morph
  • Mr Bean: The Animated Series
  • Tom & Jerry
  • Just Roll With It

  • Find Me In Paris
  • The Athena
  • Hunter Street
  • Raven's Home
  • School Of Rock
  • Sydney To The Max
  • Victorious

  • My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
  • Liv & Maddie
  • Mighty Mustangs
  • Scooby Doo & Guess Who
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  • Guardians Of The Galaxy
  • Cousins For Life
  • Gravity Falls
  • Coop & Cami Ask The World

Thursday, 31 October 2019

Best Night Ever....

Tonight I went over to Grandma's house to avoid any trick or treaters stopping by our house. It was getting very dark, but I snacked down on crackers, Twirl bars and Coke, and turned down the lights to make it look extra mysterious. I then went outside into the dark. I was brave and caught my breath, until I got cold and went back inside for a nice warm mug of cocoa. On the way home, I saw three trick or treaters: a witch, a devil and a black cat, and all these events inspired me to do a special Halloween bit in I.B.F.F Diaries '16 where everyone on CBBC and CBeebies go trick-or-treating and the I.B.F.Fs go in a group (because they're inseparable) away from their friends, but get lost in a large field and are forced to share their Halloween candy to survive being out in the cold night.

I'll never forget that night (we should've done it a few years ago), and here's a little video starring Bill & Ben that reminds me of that night, where they go trick-or-treating.

I.B.F.F Diaries '15 - Who Took The Cookies? [2/1/15]

This time on I.B.F.F Diaries...
Templeton eats all the cookies and drinks all the milk reserved for tonight's film, but when Stefan gets angry at him, can Hank Zipzer's advice have anything to do with it?
TO BE CONTINUED...
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SA4xNvTVv5v_QEtgaLGVoFb6nj0QnItDIDjNT67t2zk/edit

Wednesday, 30 October 2019

Scream Street Thought Of The Day - Tutan Kutie

Softness feels as kind and comforting as you expect it to be. Sharing it with Luke, Resus and Cleo can be a pleasure worth dreaming about, as first you need to make sure the soft thing you're about to lie on is as comfy and plentiful as you've hoped for. After a long, hard day without any softness or gentleness, it's nice to come home, undress and wrap yourself in softness - silk, velvet, satin, anything like that, especially when it comes to going to bed and spending time in the bath. In the bath, you're surrounded by piles and piles of soft, comforting bubbles that feel like cotton against your skin as you rub it all over and wallow in the deep water of your bath. If you share a hot tub with Luke, Resus and Cleo, or maybe even a swimming pool for that matter, you can pour bubble bath into the water and watch the soft, velvety bubbles surround you - this goes to me, I enjoy a kind, soothing bubble bath, sharing it with my freak friends from Scream Street. Being in bed is more of a pleasure for us four to share, as sometimes after a hard day you like to lie under the softest part of the bed - a duvet - in your comfiest outfit (naked). I did say naked, but when Cleo surrounds herself in softness she likes to be in bandages, but sleeping in bed means you can wear pyjamas as well, and they feel so soft, even softer and snugglier than a duvet. I have some large, cuddly pyjamas with the words 'Bed, I Love You' embedded on them, and we love lying in bed together, as sharing a bed can be so luxurious when spending time with Luke, Resus and Cleo. By far, the best part about surrounding yourself in softness is lying on a bed of either silk, velvet or satin, with a snuggly pillow under your head and your friends from Scream Street by your side - three of them adore softness. You can guess who they are, can't you? I know them already, and softness is skin kind.

I.B.F.F Diaries '14 - Mitchell's Surprise [2/1/14]

This time on I.B.F.F Diaries:
Radzi offers to take Mitchell on a day trip to the fair, but at the same time Lindsey is going out with Becky and Barney is going out with Templeton. On their day out, Mitchell comes to the rescue when the ferris wheel gets stuck...
TO BE CONTINUED...
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1490G05DL8_4Rvp1HZkIdjqDeA6JBCOA1K58avsUT8V0/edit

Tuesday, 29 October 2019

I.B.F.F Diaries '13 - Meet Mitchell, Becky & Templeton! [8/5/13]

This time on I.B.F.F Diaries:
We get to know Mitchell, Becky and Templeton as they are shown round CBBC and meet some of the people who live there, adjusting to their surroundings and attempting to make their show successful. The latest chapter, told from Templeton's point of view, reviews 'King Mitchell' and expresses the gang's excitement over the premiere of Strange Hill High.
TO BE CONTINUED...
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R8tgKDYmCgqggX2fbD2VaweZ_UMZjJPM_HfIMSqtwZM/edit

Scream Street Thought Of The Day - Gnome Sweet Gnome

The important saying, 'Winning is everything', can strike into the hearts of budding sports players who aspire to play for Team GB someday, but when you aspire to have a games night with Luke, Resus and Cleo, only one of you will aspire to win. I bet you haven't heard of the term 'Sportsmanship', but good sportsmanship means being able to win. For example, playing a game of snakes and ladders will mean Luke might win. If you play Ludo, I think Cleo would win this time. And what game would Resus win? Right, it's not the winning that counts, it's the taking part. Taking part is what really matters when you have a quiet, peaceful game night with Luke, Resus and Cleo. Simple - you take out the board games, arrange to have a quiet night in and then ask gather four players to play the board games arranged for tonight. If you arrange a games night in a pub, then there's nothing like an extreme game of table football to get us screaming and shouting in excitement whilst the pub is empty and there's no men out to get drunk and binge the night away playing...darts? Yes, darts! Darts! Throwing little arrows at a pinboard - can games night get any better? I think games night just got a little extreme with Luke, Resus and Cleo around, but there are two ways of arranging a Scream Street Game Night - a quiet, calm one at home, or an extreme and exciting one held in an empty pub. Inviting friends over for game night can be extremely good, but do you remember when Luke and Resus pieced the gnome back together and caused lots of panic in Scream Street? There is a safer way to do this, y'know: a 3D puzzle. Most 3D puzzles are of globes or pieces of the world, and that may be boring, but it's a quiet game to play with friends. To me, playing games with Luke, Resus and Cleo all night might be the answer to every night boredom.

Monday, 28 October 2019

I.B.F.F Diaries '97: The Magic Carpet - Tiger's Joke Box

This time on I.B.F.F Diaries:
Tiger plays lots of mean practical jokes on his friends, but since it's not April fool's day Kipper can easily guess why...
TO BE CONTINUED....
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1z_4B7dYmJjblqIveZgwTljYyVhJ0Q5rTLOT6G59-fU4/edit

And Now, A Word From The Curious....

"Dear friends,
My name is the Curious. Tonight, you may have noticed me drinking a smoothie and texting on my phone. Well, not actually my phone, I kinda stole it but whatever, that's a true story so no wonder the police arrest me. I however do like watching my show Creeped Out on CBBC, but recently I discovered that age-inappropriate trailers aired before kids' films, and I don't like it one bit when this happens, not at all. I happen to witness it all and report it to the local news, and soon it was seen on newspapers and news websites all over the globe. Yes, my advice went all over the world. I advise you leave the theater when you see a horror trailer play before a lovely cutesy film like these. Here, have a look, I told it all to the Guardian:
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2018/apr/27/peter-rabbit-hereditary-trailer-years-scariest-film-australia-perth
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2012/feb/21/children-horror-trailers-puss-in-boots
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2013/dec/04/nymphomaniac-lars-von-trier-accidentally-children
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/jun/29/cinema-apologises-for-playing-sausage-party-trailer-before-finding-dory
And, as I've found out my friend Sybil Somerset hates the awful preschool cartoon Peppa Pig - well, parents do, and I think everyone should give up this stupid show - she's glad to inform me that horror trailers preceded the Peppa Pig film 'Festival Of Fun' - that taught children who learnt naughty behaviour from the show a lesson, didn't it?!
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2019/apr/09/horror-trailers-shown-before-screening-of-peppa-pig-festival-of-fun-ipswich
I promise you'll be truly Creeped Out by these true stories as much as my loyal viewers are by the strange tales I collect."