I've been out with Libby, and it'd been quite a hot day according to my standards, so during a nice hearty lunch, I decided to relax with nature the way I would with my I.B.F.Fs, just by doing nothing. Yes...
Relax....
Take it all in...
Feel its softness....
Do nothing....
Escape....
Luxury....
Soft....
Gentle...
Oh, sorry, just into the moment there.
Thursday, 16 May 2019
Tuesday, 14 May 2019
New Ideas For I.B.F.Fs Naturally: The Eagle's Nest
Here are two new chapter ideas for my I.B.F.Fs Naturally story The Eagle's Nest.
The first chapter idea consists of me, Luke, Resus and Cleo staring into a pool of clear water, gazing curiously at our reflections just like in the chapter 'The Reflection', pondering still over why we were brought up in this jungle. I also explain that we drink from a water hole like other animals in our jungle do, as I sarcastically mention that in the last chapter, I didn't mention how we quenched our thirst. Suddenly, it begins to rain, and I mention that sometimes we enjoy the rain, as it is a shower that takes away all our cares, but this time we race into a hollow cave for shelter. In the darkness, as the rain pours down outside, we feel tired and snuggle together for protection. With us all peaceful and resting to the soothing noise of the rain outside, I explain about me stroking my friends' skin (and bandages, if I do so to Cleo) and holding on very tight as I sleep, and as we sleep and relax in the darkness, I explain too that our bodies and souls keep us together, and help warm us and keep us protected from any danger, which of course is not present in this jungle. I talk about the softness we feel when we sleep together side by side in the darkness of the cave.
The second chapter idea was inspired by a dream I had mimicking a scene from Disney's Tarzan. In this chapter, Luke, Resus, Cleo and I love to hang around by the edge of a waterfall, which leads straight down to the lake. Our joy is endless, and our deep love of the jungle is strengthened even more when, sometimes, we dive into the water far below and love to relax and splash each other playfully whilst elephants come here to bathe or drink. The only problem was that the elephants would get freaked out by our presence and run away in a massive stampede, but one of the herd isn't afraid of us - a baby elephant, who often loves to play with us and give us a refreshing shower from his trunk. This is also a sign of our freedom, as a refreshing shower from a baby elephant is a sign of our purity. The purity that is one of the very signs of our contentment living in the jungle.
In this book, living in the jungle and indulging in all its purities and wonders is freeing and comfortable. The jungle means softness to me, Luke, Resus and Cleo, and in this world, we never wear clothes - we prefer bare skin, but Cleo mainly prefers bandages because....she's an Egyptian mummy, and she's like that. Our life in the jungle is soft and gentle, without any danger, and just suitable for both us and our wild freedom - true luxury. This book is true, indulgent luxury, too - even softer than a sheet of red, pure velvet. And this book does have nudity in it, but I assure you, it won't be like The Night Kitchen where you saw the main character's private area. Our interactions with nature are described in one single word: irresistible.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Nbq3_YfhSwg5CIhJXU-cUMr59IOjnlBQMA__zxAfvxo/edit
The first chapter idea consists of me, Luke, Resus and Cleo staring into a pool of clear water, gazing curiously at our reflections just like in the chapter 'The Reflection', pondering still over why we were brought up in this jungle. I also explain that we drink from a water hole like other animals in our jungle do, as I sarcastically mention that in the last chapter, I didn't mention how we quenched our thirst. Suddenly, it begins to rain, and I mention that sometimes we enjoy the rain, as it is a shower that takes away all our cares, but this time we race into a hollow cave for shelter. In the darkness, as the rain pours down outside, we feel tired and snuggle together for protection. With us all peaceful and resting to the soothing noise of the rain outside, I explain about me stroking my friends' skin (and bandages, if I do so to Cleo) and holding on very tight as I sleep, and as we sleep and relax in the darkness, I explain too that our bodies and souls keep us together, and help warm us and keep us protected from any danger, which of course is not present in this jungle. I talk about the softness we feel when we sleep together side by side in the darkness of the cave.
The second chapter idea was inspired by a dream I had mimicking a scene from Disney's Tarzan. In this chapter, Luke, Resus, Cleo and I love to hang around by the edge of a waterfall, which leads straight down to the lake. Our joy is endless, and our deep love of the jungle is strengthened even more when, sometimes, we dive into the water far below and love to relax and splash each other playfully whilst elephants come here to bathe or drink. The only problem was that the elephants would get freaked out by our presence and run away in a massive stampede, but one of the herd isn't afraid of us - a baby elephant, who often loves to play with us and give us a refreshing shower from his trunk. This is also a sign of our freedom, as a refreshing shower from a baby elephant is a sign of our purity. The purity that is one of the very signs of our contentment living in the jungle.
In this book, living in the jungle and indulging in all its purities and wonders is freeing and comfortable. The jungle means softness to me, Luke, Resus and Cleo, and in this world, we never wear clothes - we prefer bare skin, but Cleo mainly prefers bandages because....she's an Egyptian mummy, and she's like that. Our life in the jungle is soft and gentle, without any danger, and just suitable for both us and our wild freedom - true luxury. This book is true, indulgent luxury, too - even softer than a sheet of red, pure velvet. And this book does have nudity in it, but I assure you, it won't be like The Night Kitchen where you saw the main character's private area. Our interactions with nature are described in one single word: irresistible.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Nbq3_YfhSwg5CIhJXU-cUMr59IOjnlBQMA__zxAfvxo/edit
SHOCKTOBER! I'VE GONE CRAZY!
Scream Street launched as part of a CBBC event called....
SHOCKTOBER?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I'm going crazy!
SHOCKTOBER?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I'm going crazy!
What's More Awesome Than CBBC?
It and CBeebies' Australian counterparts from ABC (Australian Broadcasting Corporation) of course! Click the links to see all the fine programmes from ABC Kids:
And from the eternal paradise known as ABC Me:
I'm going to make a few changes to my I.B.F.Fs Naturally book The Eagle's Nest, this time leaving out the tremor and putting in more gentleness, explaining what it really feels to be a part of such a vast and sensual place as the jungle. If you thought the feral versions of me, Luke, Resus and Cleo were this interesting, you should look at the story of Marina Chapman, a woman who had been raised for five years by white Capuchin monkeys.
Saturday, 11 May 2019
I.B.F.F Diaries - 11/6/16
I.B.F.F Diaries '15 - 7/2/15
Thursday, 9 May 2019
New Additions To Adventures Through The Wonderland Portal
Here are some new additions to the Wonderland Portal I've thought up for I.B.F.F Diaries: Adventures Through The Wonderland Portal.
First up we have Princess D.W., she lives in the Queen Of Hearts' castle and her room is just like a ginormous royal version of her bedroom from the original Arthur TV series. She keeps two pets: life-sized animal versions of Arthur and his best friend Buster named Arthurphant and Bustersaurus. They mixtures of Arthur and an elephant and Buster and a dinosaur - y'know, because Buster likes myths.
Next, there's a version of the Art Ninja, Ricky, named the Art Mouse - he's just like Ricky but in mouse form. He lives near the Lullaby Gazebo, which also resides near a massive boat pond which connects to the sea, which leads to the beach. In this universe, Ricky happens to be an expert boat pilot, and even for his mouse size he can ride a speedboat and take its wheel.
I've also decided to create the bringers of day and night to Wonderland, the Daybeast and the Nightbeast. They're very similar to Princess Celestia and Princess Luna from MLP: FiM - the Daybeast brings the daytime to Wonderland, whilst the Nightbeast brings the night and brings dreams to people in both Wonderland and the real world. Both are prime targets for the Wonder Factory, which plot to use them to turn the world's dreams into nightmares, but luckily the I.B.F.Fs appear to save Wonderland and all the dreams of the world.
Let's hope they stay with me forever...
First up we have Princess D.W., she lives in the Queen Of Hearts' castle and her room is just like a ginormous royal version of her bedroom from the original Arthur TV series. She keeps two pets: life-sized animal versions of Arthur and his best friend Buster named Arthurphant and Bustersaurus. They mixtures of Arthur and an elephant and Buster and a dinosaur - y'know, because Buster likes myths.
Next, there's a version of the Art Ninja, Ricky, named the Art Mouse - he's just like Ricky but in mouse form. He lives near the Lullaby Gazebo, which also resides near a massive boat pond which connects to the sea, which leads to the beach. In this universe, Ricky happens to be an expert boat pilot, and even for his mouse size he can ride a speedboat and take its wheel.
I've also decided to create the bringers of day and night to Wonderland, the Daybeast and the Nightbeast. They're very similar to Princess Celestia and Princess Luna from MLP: FiM - the Daybeast brings the daytime to Wonderland, whilst the Nightbeast brings the night and brings dreams to people in both Wonderland and the real world. Both are prime targets for the Wonder Factory, which plot to use them to turn the world's dreams into nightmares, but luckily the I.B.F.Fs appear to save Wonderland and all the dreams of the world.
Let's hope they stay with me forever...
Wednesday, 8 May 2019
The Curious' Strange Antics
In tonight's Creeped Out episode, I found the Curious was acting quite strangely around water sprinkles - he was frolicking around playfully. I was wondering, why the hell is he doing it? Usually he steals things in a mysterious way, but he never does this before. No way! CBBC viewers were like what the hell when this happened.
This was not the only thing that happened. In one episode, the Curious took a disco ball out of a swimming pool and danced. Yes, he danced. Well, on the day the episode airs sometime in I.B.F.F Diaries, someone records his actions and shows them to the whole channel, causing them to tease the saddened Curious. The I.B.F.Fs come to comfort him, and it's revealed that the Curious is mysterious this way because he was orphaned, and his parents were turned into houseflies at a travelling fair.
Sad, ain't it. But on this night, he plays amongst the sprinkler. The bullied mysterious masked man whose parents were turned to houseflies.
This was not the only thing that happened. In one episode, the Curious took a disco ball out of a swimming pool and danced. Yes, he danced. Well, on the day the episode airs sometime in I.B.F.F Diaries, someone records his actions and shows them to the whole channel, causing them to tease the saddened Curious. The I.B.F.Fs come to comfort him, and it's revealed that the Curious is mysterious this way because he was orphaned, and his parents were turned into houseflies at a travelling fair.
Sad, ain't it. But on this night, he plays amongst the sprinkler. The bullied mysterious masked man whose parents were turned to houseflies.
Adventures Of The Gummi Bears Story Suggestions
- Magic Key - It'll open a door leading to somewhere magical.
- Stone Ogre Oracle - A wise oracle who has been sealed away into stone for 1,000 years.
- Wild Boar - A wild animal tough to defeat.
- Mechanical Decoy That Makes Footprints - An invention used to trick people into thinking a monster has taken over the forest.
- Picnic Lunches - Used for a picnic on a warm and sunny day.
- Flying Machine - A machine used for flight to places tough to get to.
- Fashion - Most commonly used in girl stories.
- Magic Hat - You can change your appearance by saying the person or animal's name.
- Slumber Sprite - A sprite that sleeps, but is only awoken by noise.
- Crystal Statue - A statue that keeps an empire made of minerals protected.
- Shipment Of Gold - Mostly used for pirate stories.
- Knight - Mostly used for boy's adventure stories.
- Baby Cliff Dragon - A dragon that lives on cliffs and breaths out water instead of fire.
- Bounty Hunter - Also used in boys' adventure stories.
- Fast Spell - This magic spell makes you go really fast
- Sunlight Communcation - This use of sunlight to a familiar device can help you communicate with far off people you know.
Story Ideas You Can Borrow From My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
- Making Friends
- Everfree Forest
- Share Tickets
- Harmless Practical Jokes
- Powerful Magic
- Dragon Taking Over Cave
- Thunderstorm Sleepover
- Strange Cursed Problems
- Parasprites
- Winter Wrap Up
- Cutie Marks
- Running Of The Leaves
- Remake Old Dresses
- Pinkie Sense
- Young Flyers Competition
- Watch Over
- Talent Show
- Diamond Dogs
- Fashion Model
- Conflict With Tribe
- Sick Phoenix
- Childhood Cutie Marks
- Owl
- Party
- Grand Galloping Gala
- Chaos Affected Land
- Friendship Reports
- Nightmare Night
- Sisterhooves Social
- Heart's Desire
- Pet Playdate
- Masked Hero
- Birthday
- Giant Dragon
- Hearth's Warming Eve
- Family Appreciation Day
- Looking After Baby Twins
- Dodge Junction
- Super Speedy Cider Squeezy
- Adventure Story
- Hearts & Hooves Day
- Friends
- Minotaur
- Future Self
- Great Dragon Migration
- Tornado
- School Newspaper
- Mystery
- Royal Wedding
- Crystal Empire
- Mirror Pool
- Cousin
- Magic Duel
- Camping Trip
- Wonderbolts Academy
- Family Reunion
- Helping Others
- Releasing Evil Spirit
- Pet Sitting
- Alicorn Transformation
- Summer Sun Celebration
- Tree Of Harmony
- Old Castle
- Meeting Idol
- Flag Carrier
- Superhero Ponies
- Vampire Fruit Bats
- Fashion Competition
- Rapid River Ride
- Relay Race
- Bonding With Sister
- Birth-Iversary
- Switching Places
- Pony Tones
- Twilight Time
- Breezies
- Staying Alone
- Dull Sister
- Visions Of Past, Present & Future
- Swimming
- History Of Wonderbolts
- Trading
- Old Magic Book
- Equestria Games
- Draining Magic
- Town Where Everyone Is The Same
- Castle
- Mysterious Dreams
- Hibernation
- Outlaw
- Villain Turning Good
- Griffonstone
- Wedding
- Princess Nap
- Yaks
- Old Friends
- Dream World
- Boutique
- Film Noir Mystery
- Reviving Community
- Fake Cousin
- Finally Earning Cutie Marks
- Knowing Surprises
- Hearth's Warming
- Corn Maze
- Being Left Out
- Smokey Mountains
- Pop Singer
- Time Travel
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