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Friday, 23 January 2026

@jackieterrier - Scooby Doo

As well as our world famous army game, Rusty and I love to play at solving a Scooby Doo mystery with Coco, Indy and Pretzel joining in. Rusty and I are Shaggy and Fred, Coco and Indy are Daphne and Velma and Pretzel makes a good Scooby. He can even impersonate him! And you can play along too.

Find two boys and two girls in the playground to play Scooby's meddling friends. Make sure you have sandwiches, crisps, biscuits and a box of juice on hand, because you're going to be Scooby Doo!

Ask people around the playground for clues on what the monster you're tracking down did to disturb the peace. Ask the grownups too if you want!

When you do see the monster, engage in a wild chase scene with lots of distractions, like pretending to be a fortune teller or Santa for instance.

When you find the monster, unmask him and cry out the real person's name together. Let him or her say the famous catchphrase: "And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!"

When you've finally finished your mission, have a snack at the bench. Raise a toast, and call out Scooby Doo's famous catchphrase: "Scooby Dooby DOO!"

@jackieterrier - 10 Things To Use For Camoflague

  1. Mud
  2. Jam
  3. Mayonnaise (It's really stinky, but it comes in great use for when you want to distract the enemy with a bad whiff)
  4. Mustard
  5. Butter
  6. Paint
  7. Poster Paint
  8. Crayon
  9. Chocolate Spread
  10. Bubble Bath Foam

Thursday, 22 January 2026

@jackieterrier - Unusual Week

Hi! Jack here! Let me tell you of my most unusual week I had last week.

MONDAY - I was at school playing army with Rusty, when we saw Thunderbirds 1 and 2 fly overhead. Of course, we had to wave, but it's not long before it was actually Alan who was piloting Thunderbird 1 for a change, because Scott was sick.

TUESDAY - I was out shopping with Mum and Lulu, when all of a sudden I saw the Boobahs roaming up and down the aisle. I could've sworn Zing Zing Zingbah knocked down the yogurt aisle, and then said in a low voice, "Oops..."

WEDNESDAY - At school, my beautiful pink and red long eared dog teacher Miss Purpourie, shared with me a secret: she believes in fairies. Loads of 'em. And will you believe it? She has proof! She has a bag full of tiny wands, pinecones and leaves given to her by the fairies as a young girl.

THURSDAY - I got eczema on my nose, so I had to use a special cream. Dad told me that it was due to Angelina spraying red pepper dust on my nose overnight, and now my eyes hurt so much due to an headache caused by the so-called 'Pepper Dust' that I had to be sent home from school to recover.

FRIDAY - I still have eczema on my nose, and looking closer at my bald patch on my snout, I think that little red worm like creatures have made a home on there - and it itches so bad that I feel these 'worms' are biting into my flesh!

SATURDAY - Ah, the weekend. As I sat down on the sofa and watched TV, I could've sworn the characters in my favourite cartoons were talking directly to me. My ears must be playing tricks on me. Or is it real? Ooooooh, spooky....

SUNDAY - I had a nightmare about those ghost engines you saw covered in white toilet paper streamers in the original Thomas model storytelling series. We visited a train station museum and I saw one that looked just like the one in my dream. Lulu and I were so scared we ran for our mother, but then the engine began to sing.

And what song did he sing?

@jackterrier - Lion Bedtime

When Lulu and I prepare for bed, we sometimes pretend to be lions, and keep roaring and growling even when we are tucked under the covers! Read and you'll know how to prepare for bed like lions. Real, proper lions.

All you need before bed is grub and a drink. Lulu and I always have three sausage rolls and a glass of milk.

Then, we go for our nightly bath. We pretend to splash, swim about and dive into the bath like real lions!

Next, after we're all dry, we brush our teeth. We make our teeth as shiny, sharp and sparkly as possible, and then roar as loud as we can.

We curl up in bed and stretch like a real wild cat on the prowl. Then, Mum reads us a story - no matter how many wild animals it contains.

And finally, we snuggle down to sleep. Lulu always has her giraffe nightlight on, she calls it 'Bobbe'. Goodnight, mates. Sleep tight!

Orko Vs Idris: Orko's Response To The New He Man Movie

His name is Idris Elba. This guy has nothing on the movie industry. He ruined my friend Knuckles the echidna, he played a dog named Rocco, and he infamously read a Percy The Park Keeper story on CBeebies....


But NOW, HE'S GOING TO PLAY ONE OF MY SO CALLED FRIENDS?!

Look, Mr Idris, if you're reading this, know I'm watching your character's every move. I don't like how you ruined Sonic, and I don't like how you ruined Percy. I mean, you do great voicing a character in Fixed, but I never thought I'd say this, but you voicing one of He Man's friends is just wrong!

If you dare ruin my life too, I'll cast some magic on you and turn you into a stupid gnome!

Why didn't I do this to He Man? He thinks I'm a nuisance! Yaaaaaay!

@jackieterrier - Mud Play

Rusty and I love playing in the mud, especially when our little sisters, Lulu and Dusty, join in. You can join in too, boys my age love rolling in the stuff!

Only wear pants for this - or in my case, nothing at all!

Make mud angels and slide down muddy mountains.

Open up a mud hair spa and treat your customers to Monsieur Jack's World Famous Gooey Mud Shampoo.

Roll in the mud like you're rolling down hills!

And when the fun's worn you the heck out, take a shower under the tap or hose. Let your mums and dad's join in - sometimes Digger joins in too! After all, Bluey did tell me a person never has a chance to be young again!

Or was it two? I don't remember....

@jackieterrier - Favourite Films & Shows

1.G.I. Joe Renegades
2.Transformers Armada
3.Transformers Cybertron
4.Dragon Ball Z
5.Thunderbirds
6.G.I. Joe: Sigma 6
7.Sand Whale & Me (Mum allows me to watch it, though not in front of Lulu because it scares her to bits)
8.Justice League
9.Max Steel (2000, my dad watched this at 21)
10.Action Man (2000)

@jackieterrier - Favourite Books

1.Lil Army Soldier
2.Coming To England
3.The Diary Of Dennis The Menace
4.Brum Joke Book
5.Diary Of A Wimpy Kid
6.Big Nate
7.Tom Gates
8.Who Is Soldier Sam?
9.My Brother's Famous Bottom
10.My Mum's Going To Explode!

@jackieterrier - Rainforest

Let's pretend we're in the rainforest! When Rusty is off sick, I like to play this game with Coco in the woods. Let's try it out!

Make a tropical crown out of flowers, vines and leaves.

Splash in the lake, or swing from a vine!

Thump your chest and do a Tarzan yell! I can yell very good, actually.

Gather up a heap of green pillows, cushions and blankets and use it as your gorilla nest. Very cosy indeed.

Put on some rainforest sounds or music.

@jackieterrier - Army Log

I always keep an army log which I write in about my army patrols with Rusty at school, and keep a secret from my sister Lulu. You can make one too if you like.

Take a notebook or a school jotter you haven't used, and use a pair of safety scissors to cut some camouflage patterns using different types of green coloured sugar paper.

Using non messy glue, stick on your camouflage patterns on the front and back of your notebook.

Each day after school (or a trip out if you're a grown up), write down in your army log the missions you have undertaken while out - always start with 'Dear Dad...'

I always start my Army Logs by pretending not dad is in the army, like Rusty's own, but thinking about it makes me really sad, because then who would look after the family?

So if that upsets you, try writing to anyone you miss - be it an adorable cat at someone's house you used to go to, or someone who has moved away, like Bluey almost did.

@boohbahcadabra - Bluey

don't tell the Earth Guardians I said this, but the Stop & Go Dance likely inspired the intro sequence of Bluey. nuff said. now leave me alone.
-Zumbah

@mardymoogret - Boring Day

tomorrow is going to be SO #boring! my babysitter Salty Samuel is taking me out, and we're going to do nothing but talking all day. he's the most #boring babysitter in the whole entire world. what three things of each can I buy tomorrow? let me know in the comments!

@boobahcadabra - Rainbow Blood

i....i just can't. i've stabbed myself in the foot with a knife while I was planning revenge against ITV for banning GMTV Kids and CITV, and instead of red blood, we bleed out rainbow juice. did I mention we also vomit rainbows?
-Humbah