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Thursday, 22 January 2026

Orko Vs Idris: Orko's Response To The New He Man Movie

His name is Idris Elba. This guy has nothing on the movie industry. He ruined my friend Knuckles the echidna, he played a dog named Rocco, and he infamously read a Percy The Park Keeper story on CBeebies....


But NOW, HE'S GOING TO PLAY ONE OF MY SO CALLED FRIENDS?!

Look, Mr Idris, if you're reading this, know I'm watching your character's every move. I don't like how you ruined Sonic, and I don't like how you ruined Percy. I mean, you do great voicing a character in Fixed, but I never thought I'd say this, but you voicing one of He Man's friends is just wrong!

If you dare ruin my life too, I'll cast some magic on you and turn you into a stupid gnome!

Why didn't I do this to He Man? He thinks I'm a nuisance! Yaaaaaay!

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