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Monday, 14 April 2025

The Break Room - Chapter 1: Alone In Demeter City

1.I have been in Demeter City for almost two weeks now, and I am free to do what I want.


2.I live in my own apartment with my dog Mylo on my own.


3.I always have no friends because I always lash out at them.


4.I often go to the pub, where alien races sing and drink ‘til they pass out.


5.I order some Galaxy Beer. Seeing it’s not enough, I order more.


6. “Look,” cries one of the aliens, “That girl’s drinking like a Moranira bat on fire!”


7.Soon the whole bar gathers round me, chanting “CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!”


8.With one last drink, I throw the can over to the other side of the bar.


9.Everyone cheers! That is, until I become woozy and pass out on the floor.

Saturday, 12 April 2025

Slomo's Prayer

Dear Heavenly Father,

We come before you today to lift up the people at Anderson Entertainment, specifically Slomo, after the tragic events that occurred in the Space Precinct episode 'The Snake'. We thank you for watching over him and bringing him back to us after being blown out of the airlock.

We pray for Slomo to be safe and well after his traumatic experience. We ask for physical healing for any damage he may have sustained and emotional healing for the fear and trauma he endured. May your love and peace surround him and give him strength to move forward.

We also pray for the team at Anderson Entertainment as they continue to create and share stories of adventure and heroism. May you guide them and inspire them to spread positive messages through their work.

Thank you for the reminder that even in the face of danger and tragedy, your love and protection never leave us. We trust in your plans and know that you will continue to watch over Slomo and all those at Anderson Entertainment.

In your holy name, we pray.

Amen.

A Prayer For Slomo

If you want to recover from the trauma of tonight's Space Precinct and want Slomo to recover real quickly, say this prayer for him before you go to sleep at night.
Dear God,
Please let the people at Anderson Entertainment inform me that Slomo is safe and well. And please let him send me a letter saying he's currently recovering, and that he likes peanut butter and cherry juice and not oil.
Amen.

Altogether now:
Aaaaamen....

Friday, 11 April 2025

Captain Scarlet In Electronic Sound Magazine

This is Captain Scarlet talking with you directly from Cloudbase. After hours of research into my PTSD and so have you, I am delighted to announce to you all that I am featured on the cover of Electronic Sound magazine, alongside all my friends from Thunderbirds, Stingray, Joe 90, UFO, Fireball XL5 and Space 1999. As if that wasn't enough, a vinyl CD comes free with all of this, featuring me and my friends Alan, Brains, Tin Tin, Jeff Tracy, Parker, Lady Penelope and Ed Straker. Take a look at what's in store for me in the link below!

Thursday, 10 April 2025

Films Like Care Bears: Journey To Joke A Lot

Hey! If you're feeling mighty funny...
If you like acrobatic raccoon garbage men...
And want a lunch full of desserts...
Then there are movies just like that!
From Clifford The Big Red Dog to Winnie The Pooh, My Little Pony to Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer, there's a whole selection of films to choose from if you like Funshine Bear's adventures in the wacky world of Joke A Lot. So what are you waiting for? Dive right in!

Films Like Twinkle Wish Adventure

"I enjoyed Twinkle Wish Adventure, it was so magical!" Oh you say, do you? Well this article on FlixPatrol is for you! It has more laughs, more dancing, more friends, more magic and more MY LITTLE PONY!
My favourites on the list are the earlier My Little Pony films, from G1 to G3. What are yours'?

Mummy's Skin

- A soft, tender, gentle poem
- Lady Penelope and my baby self bond and cuddle skin to skin

Monday, 7 April 2025

A Thunderbirds Solution

When you get irritability from tiredness, remind yourself: "I'll come back to Gerry Anderson/Thunderbirds/whatever" later. For now, just do some beditation or whatever.

Washing Dishes

Try washing the dishes slowly by hand. Let the warm water run, focus on each plate, each movement. It’s a gentle way to ground yourself while pushing through the feelings.

Sunday, 6 April 2025

In This Lonely Garden

I walked across this garden by myself

Without Lady Penelope by my side

I tried to be rid of the lump in my throat

And try hard not to cry


Around me trees grew lavender plants

Fountains made a tinkling tune

The gates creaked open and growled when shut

And up in the sky thrushes flew


I sat on the edge of a fountain

And felt the urge to let it out

I sat down and began to cry

But didn't the least bit pout


At this point, Lady Penelope came by,

Delighted, I ran into her arms

Now we get to enjoy the secret garden

And all its wonderful charms