1.I have been in Demeter City for almost two weeks now, and I am free to do what I want.
2.I live in my own apartment with my dog Mylo on my own.
3.I always have no friends because I always lash out at them.
4.I often go to the pub, where alien races sing and drink ‘til they pass out.
5.I order some Galaxy Beer. Seeing it’s not enough, I order more.
6. “Look,” cries one of the aliens, “That girl’s drinking like a Moranira bat on fire!”
7.Soon the whole bar gathers round me, chanting “CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!”
8.With one last drink, I throw the can over to the other side of the bar.
9.Everyone cheers! That is, until I become woozy and pass out on the floor.
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