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Wednesday, 21 June 2023

Zinc Smoothiekins

My name is Fluttershy, and I want to tell you about the story I'm willing to star in: Zinc Smoothiekins. In Zinc Smoothiekins, the setting is an island where everyone wears orange and yellow zinc suncream, because the sun is so hot. The story mainly focuses on me, Pinkie Pie and Sybil as we prepare orange and banana smoothies for everyone on the island on this hot Summer's day. Happily enough, since Pinkie Pie has the amazing talent of a kangaroo, she has the ability to juggle fruit and kick them Applejack-style into the blender. Did she learn from Applejack? Hmmm...maybe a little. Maybe a few times! No. Maybe I have to check again...
I'm back! Sybil recently had a long nap, and I want to inform you on something she thought up recently: a story set in the '80s called 'Orko & The Birthday Doughnuts'. Y'know, the sort of Fairytale kind that includes Bandit, Stripe, Rad, Cheese, Crackers, Cream and Cake, not to mention Frisky and Chilli. In this story, Orko is excited for Cheese's birthday because that means his favourite pink doughnuts will be on the party table, but gets quite frustrated when the doughnuts are reserved for the other guests. He uses magic to conjure up some more, but gets tummy ache, and now Cheese has to look after his best friend. The term 'BFF' wasn't invented back then, but My Little pony was, and Posey and Surprise were the first ponies on earth soil. Bronies weren't even around! Everyone fell head over heels for me because of my darling cuteness and innocence, and sometimes my ability to rage like a bull. And I'm not an angry bull, am I? I'm a pegasus!

A Pie Lunchbox Surprise

Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie, come to tell you what's in store from today's Pinterest! I was about to say the word 'Pun' there, but I'm always making puns. First, there's this story based on the suggestion, 'A surprise in your lunchbox' named 'A Pie Lunchbox Surprise'. It's where, while Sybil is at school, I sneak in and put a cupcake into her lunchbox! Now Sybil and her friends must figure out who put it there. Sounds pretty cheeky for a friendly pink pony, don't you agree?
Next is 'Flight Of The Squirrel'. The title came into my good friend's head the moment she saw 'Look See Wow' on Sky Kids this morning. There is another version of me who's less on a sugar rush than I am, and she lives in the same world as one of Furaha's pony friends - Minty! In this story, the two girls alongside their friends Timon, Pumbaa and Furaha's brother Orko (not the original one, I mean the 2002 one) telling Wing a story about a flying squirrel who monitors babies' first steps. I wonder if it monitored my first steps too? By the way, my parents aren't the Pies, they're the Cakes, off the show I reckon. MY GOD!!! I'm a foster child! Anyway....
And finally, it seems Sybs hasn't been on the topic of Storm Hawks ever since she stopped watching Cartoon Network, mainly due to the invasion of those stupid heroes known as the Teen Titans. Yuck! Fortunately, Storm Hawks will return in a new meta story called 'Radarr's Secret Life', which follows everyone's favourite blue thing as he spends life outside Storm Hawks as a beer drinking, lazy slack whose stinky armpits need a good clean. Still, he faces all that a cast member should face during filming of Storm Hawks, including fans and more. Speaking of, I'm receiving a phone call from one of my fans right now! Be right back! Eeeeeee!!!

Top 10 Stories I'll Use For My Upcoming Story Anthology

As you may have heard, I am never ever EVER giving up on Lucid Raccoon, now known as A4 Print & Design, and I'm going to make the greatest book ever known to man and send it to my friends, and maybe even Factory Create, Moonie Moo style. Here are ten of the stories which will feature in my story collection. I won't deliver spoilers, I promise.
Small Origins: Bedtime Story
Nothing says goodnight like a soft, warm bedtime story. Small Origins, by the way, is a series of miniature Me, You, And...stories centered on Furaha as a baby or toddler, and Orko's many attempts to look after his little sister. In this story, Orko tells toddler Furaha a bedtime story about the two siblings living in the desert. They have a lack of water in their hut, so they set out to find some more. I'm going to include such scenes in Orko's story as Furaha playing with fennec foxes, a flashback sequence involving Orko's father telling him about Furaha's upbringing and Furaha and Orko sleeping in a tent and playing with shadow puppets.
The Sea Calls
Feelings of the sea can bring you into a state of calm and sensuality, especially when an Autobot and an Eternian wizard are involved. In this story, Furaha, Orko, Optimus Prime, High-Wire, Grindor and Sureshock head to the beach to play on the sand and in the water, but Furaha senses the sea is calling out to them. Optimus leads them in a breathing exercise to get a better understanding of what the sea is trying to tell them before they all have a soothing swim in the ocean.
Furaha & Koko
This is inspired by true events, where I went out for ice cream and a friend of mine had an epileptic fit right outside the cafe. This story introduces Furaha's cousin Koko, his two sisters, his older brother, his mother, his father and his tiger support worker Azami, as Furaha, Orko and Minty discover from Furaha's parents what epilepsy is during a trip out into town for ice cream when Koko suddenly has a fit. Koko has a catchphrase, which he says just before his every seizure: "Can you see...ladybirds?"
Me, You, And...Small Origins: Meet Timon & Pumbaa
One of many stories where Furaha meets her friends for the first time, this story follows Orko as he introduces toddler Furaha to two new friends of his: Timon and Pumbaa. Yes, these two are new characters I've added into Me, You, And..., and their comedy never fails to make Furaha laugh, especially the lame jokes they crack and the puns they give out sometimes. Timon and Pumbaa find looking after Furaha hard to handle, but with Orko's help, they make looking after their new friend a breeze.
The Me, You, And...Origins stories
Me, You, And...Origins tells the tales of Furaha's transitions from baby to cub, all centered around a different subject as she plays and bonds with her brother Orko. Stories include Our Bond, The Tickle Monster, Copycat, Time For Bed, Bath Time, How We Wake Up and Teething.
Shower
I may have mentioned this before in a previous post, but in this story, Furaha and Orko spend a hot day swinging off vines into a lake, where they relax and feel the coolness of the water surround them. Later, as it begins to rain, the two enjoy it even more. This story proves that anyone can enjoy natural water, whether they live in the wild or not.
I Am Water
In this story, which once again features the Armada incarnation of Optimus Prime and his Mini Con friends, Furaha, Orko and their robot friends go for a swim in the lake near a willow tree. When Furaha sees High-Wire and Grindor touch each other with their hands, Optimus has to explain that Mini-Cons touch their hands as a way of expressing their love and kindness.
Furaha & The Polar Bears
Furaha tells us a story about her and Orko being raised by polar bears in the Arctic, and the many adventures they have in the land of ice and snow each day, playing, exploring and diving under the ice to swim. Their adventures are so exciting, it'll cool you even on humid days like this. Speaking of, before I had the idea to do my blog, I got a very bad humid headache last night and had to have an early night. My story 'Feil's Story' is based on that experience, about Furaha's cousin Feil experiencing sickness during her picnic treat after a trip to the dentist. That is sure to have a character that'll relate to sick kids across Scotland.
Bluey According To Timon & Pumbaa
If you feel a bit down in the dumps after reading such heartwarming stories, these takes on Bluey episodes we know and love are sure to make you laugh...after you've cried! If your tear ducts are all wet from watching Baby Race or Onesies, then Timon and Pumbaa, the two show-stealers from Disney's The Lion King, travel to Australia to explore different customs explored in Bluey and try to have lots of fun along the way. I recommend you watch the Timon & Pumbaa Find Out Why shorts - some are on Youtube, especially my favourite one about sneezing, especially since I sneeze a lot.
The Joy Of Mud
This idea spawned from my worries about me not liking the Bluey episode Dirt and only liking the montage of Bluey, Bingo and Judo playing in the dirt. In this story, Furaha, Orko, Kiburi and Ua visit a thermal mud pool and have a fun time splashing about and relaxing in the sticky greyish-brown stuff, discovering there is more to mud than getting dirty. You mustn't worry about Bluey, it'll be so exciting that it'll knock you right off your comfy black chair!

Saturday, 17 June 2023

Shower

It's the weekend, and thanks to my new 1,001 Ways To Slow Down book from two of my favourite publication authors - Barbara Ann Kipfer and National Geographic - I got the idea to have Furaha and Orko floating down the river in the jungle, relaxing, on a hot Summer's day. Ideas for the story include riding down a waterfall and enjoying the rain as the two friends float towards the lake. I've already got this relaxing story in my head, so here's what I'm going to do with such a book as 1,001 Ways To Slow Down. It's going to become a TV series and a book series, whether Sky or the BBC likes it or not. So, suckers, listen to me, the project goes like this:
💧An animated TV series
💧Will air on Sky Kids or iPlayer
💧Will air during bedtime slot
💧Will be made possible in the future...
💧If I obey Lauren Faust's words!

Monday, 12 June 2023

Progressive Lenses

Sorry I haven't written in a few days. All this staying at home business has been catching up with me. First of all:
"Nobody move, I've lost my contact lenses!" Contact lenses. They're a real pain in the bum, ain't they? But with progressive lenses, you get to see better and more clearly. Their vision is much more clearer than ordinary glasses, so you can see whether you read, look out at the world or just want a clearer vision if your eyesight is blurry. Come on, how bad can wearing a pair of glasses be? Everyone wears glasses, even when they try to write. I don't need glasses to write, I feel awesome enough to do so. And when I say awesome, I don't mean the bad luck-causing duo that ruined Scream Street! I meant when I wear glasses, I act like a celebrity, yer dafty! Second in the menu...
We're also grateful for Disney Adventures, the magazine full of stuff that kids love to read about. You know what else is cool? An orange and blue Disney joke book full of jokes that I have yet to adapt into stories. Remember this, kids: it has Timon, Pumbaa, Pooh and Roo on the cover. Here's the link to all those awesome issues. Don't you wish YOU could travel back in time just so you could nab one from the store and read it? Walmart, obviously.
And finally....
I've made a fanfiction bucket list book so I can never run out of things to write about. The word is: WHY? Because I felt like doing it. Every day I'll be posting up a new chapter or story to complete my anthology, so you can feel like there's nothing boring to do while staying at home. After all, who'd want a fanfiction website full of scantily-clad women when you've got your blog?😄

Thursday, 8 June 2023

Soft Rain

Our story began inside a dripping wet hotel, which stood lonely and cold in the middle of the rain, just along the side of the road. The neon sign flickered like it had run out of batteries, and the whole hotel was dark and quiet. In one little room, Furaha, her adopted Trollan wizard brother Orko and her parents Kiburi and Ua were asleep in a soft, comfortable bed in their hotel room. The duvet was pure white, and Orko had his clean, warm pyjamas on, cuddling his teddy Mr Fuzzikins. The rain poured heavily outside, pitter-pattering on the window. Furaha and Orko were sleeping in pure darkness, unaware of what was to come next.


CRASH! Wild thunder sounded, and Orko woke with a start. “What was that?!” he cried in a panic, but the mellow Furaha woke up and yawned, “Are you okay, Orko?” “No, I’m not okay,” said Orko, “There’s a wild banging noise outside, and it’s becoming crazy and insane by the minute!” “Oh?” said Furaha. Orko went on, “Not just rain, but thunder too!” Furaha understood why Orko was so panicky, and she cuddled his shaking body. “No need to be afraid of rain and thunder. What matters most is curling up under a duvet and listening to the rain, not being afraid of it. To tame it, you must trust-” Thunder cracked from outside. Furaha continued, with a little giggle, “You must trust rain the way I do. Hear yourself breathing in time with nature outside.”


Orko closed his eyes and listened. Sure enough, he could hear himself breathing slowly and softly, in time with the slow rain. When he opened his eyes again, Furaha was buried deep under the covers. Orko followed her, and both were soon snuggled under the covers, giggling quietly. “You’re right, Furaha, it is fun to hear yourself breathe with the rain.” laughed Orko. “And now we’re under here in our little shelter, safe and quiet. Mama forgot to tell us a bedtime story tonight, so I best tell you one. One about rain…”


“The rain pours like a thousand showers turned on at once in the middle of nature’s slumber. Everywhere is bathed in cool sky water - trees, houses, plants, cars, even this very hotel. If we were outside enjoying the rain, we could splash in the puddles, dance about, watch water flow out of the pipe near the gutter and play in the mud. But this isn’t the time for that. This is a time for relaxing and listening to the rain. It beats in your long ears like a thousand hearts belonging to the thousands of animals that live on this planet. You are one of them. One of us. Doing the things that all us humans do. Dancing, singing, playing, eating, drinking and enjoying the simple pleasures in life. Now, you’re on this very soft marshmallowy bed, snuggled with your teddy and in your clean pyjamas, all safe in the darkness, knowing monsters won’t come and get you, for us lions are protectors of sun and moon, all in the safety of Lord Mufasa’s hands. Orko, you were brought into this family for a purpose: to be at one with nature and all its surroundings, and escape from the cruel life you once lived. No longer will I talk about this now, but you must remember, Orko, no matter what happens to us, we’ll always be friends. Brother and sister. Family.”


At once, Orko felt his eyes droop and his exposed head nod. He then collapsed onto the bed and crashed out, yawning softly. This made Furaha tired too. She yawned and snuggled next to her brother, so glad to have someone who could look after her, play with her and make her laugh. For to this day, rain can still cleanse our souls, spirits, hearts, bodies and souls when we think of listening to it. When we listen to the rain, we listen to our breath. And when we listen to our breath, nature - and a little lioness cub and her wizard brother - will always be waiting.

Monday, 5 June 2023

A Stream Of Conciousness List

Deep in your conscious mind, something terrible is brewing. So ugly and fearful it'll stop you from doing whatever you're doing and freeze in your tracks. It's more terrible than kids screaming outside, more terrible than fierce neighbourhood dogs barking, more terrible than your last clean pair of underwater dirtied up instead of squeaky clean for going out tomorrow. It's the thought of having to become stuck indoors all week long. You get bored of looking at the prison that is the four walls of your bedroom because that disease called Covid has spread round your friends' houses and sent them sneezing and coughing all the way to bed. You react to it with watery, upset eyes, a voice ready to scream and shout and a mood that forbids you from doing what you love. You throw yourself onto your bed and cry endlessly, your salty tears staining your bed like ketchup mixed with mustard from a crumpled hot dog packet. But then, you have a sudden decision to do what you were supposed to do before: blog about things that make other people happy. And that's what I'm going to do: just for you.
Your consciousness means your health, and stressing out over ad-filled TV channels or dull programs that pop up every now and then on a streaming service will make you even think The Lion King is for babies (well, The Lion Guard does air on Disney Junior after all) - but you must remember, we're all odd pieces in earth's jigsaw. We're not part of the big picture, but we're part of a mixed media canvas which makes us all unique, no matter how God painted us. Whether you're black, white, yellow, or brown, or if you were born with an enormous birthmark on your head, we can all agree that being part of this moving, living, breathing jigsaw puzzle might be a reason why you should start living....

...now, GO FOR IT!

Sunday, 4 June 2023

The Colour Of Perfume

I love the colours of the Nina Ricci perfume bottles, especially this blue one here. I feel like they really brighten up my day!

Hug Your Cat Day

Happy Hug Your Cat Day!

In celebration of the international holiday where you get to hug your bois...and your girls...here's a compilation from Simon's Cat featuring the utterly irreplaceable Maisy!

Saturday, 3 June 2023

The Adventures of Marshall, Zuma, Captain Barnacles & Bluey

With the Make A Wish Foundation's help, Bluey and her friends from Paw Patrol and Octonauts came to the home of one lucky little boy who had to spend time at home with his family because of an untreatable form of cancer. I wonder what games they played while the characters visited.

Friday, 2 June 2023

Bluey & The Beach Face Paint Incident

Imagine going barmy over something like colourful zinc suncream! This mum had no clue was zinc suncream is when she saw it in Bluey, so parents had to fill in for her. My characters wear zinc suncream all the time in my stories, so it's not surprising I had no clue what it was until now. Bluey, you introduce me to so many new things...stories which come to life, the '80s, face paint...anything in particular.

My Trip Journal

This is my trip journal. I'm not doing it today because all of where the support workers live is down with Covid, but don't worry, everyone, I'll be doing it on Sunday when my fun support worker takes me out! Or will she...?

The Friendship Spa

Remember the My Little Pony Pop Up Spa that Milk & Cookies Kids' Spa used to offer? Well, I was inspired by this whole Milk & Cookies/My Little Pony shebang - and a piece of advice about doing face masks in 5,203 Things To Do Instead Of Looking At Your Phone - to outline The Friendship Spa. It's a spa run by Twilight Sparkle and her friends. Fluttershy's room is sweet smelling and gorgeous, and Fluttershy, during your treatment, treats you with care. But unfortunately, if you go into Rarity's room for a treatment, she yaks on and on until you beg to stop! This picture above came from my Friendship Spa Pinterest board, which you can view here: