So yesterday I had shouted too much and needed some time in my room, so after five minutes, and while the rest of the troop were out, I went back out again to find the most astonishing sight. Had my matriarchal leader bought another copy of Timelines Of Everything? Ah ah ah, she had bought something entirely different: Timelines Of Nature. Knowing it will contain soothing pictures of nature I ran into the living room and took a peek.
But what I saw next will shock the life out of you and run screaming from the room you have a computer in. Reader discretion is advised:
MOUSE CORPSES!
*Bluey screaming*
EATEN BY WASPS AND OTHER INSECTS!
K9: No! What a gross suggestion!
AND REAL LIFE SCARY INSECT PICTURES!
KYLE: Ah! Gross!
So, on behalf of my tastes and suggestive preferences, I must tell you that if the BAFTAs or Oscars were to hand out an award for the most disgusting book ever produced, DK would probably get that title before anyone else got it.
Luckily, I did find some solutions to this horribly published and drawn book: My Incredible World, a nice picture book series that features less gross pictures and facts aimed at people who are sensitively soft, like me. Also, there are other books from DK that don't feature gross content or pictures like that god-forsaken book.
So if you are to ever encounter a book like this, I suggest you throw it on a bonfire in the garden and watch as it blows up before your eyes. If you don't, then it along with Toonami's god-forsaken anime Uzumaki will keep you up at night forever with chills and night sickness until you become weak from vomiting.
DK, ARE YOU READING THIS?!
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