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Wednesday, 25 February 2026

Mind Over Magic - A Protest Poem To Help Fans Save Disney From A Soulless CGI Fate

Oh no, for you,

Oh no, for me,

Oh no, oh my,

Disney’s gone lazy!


Dum-da-dum, da dum da dum da dum!


Now that time has come for proving

That Disney can do more

And we’ll give back the handmade love

That made box offices soar


We will write until our hands

Fall off into rubber bands

We’ll ban the CGI

And the ratings will shoot sky high


Thank 2D, not 3D,

For Disney’s constantly lazy

For money over magic

Has made Disney’s future tragic!


GOPHER: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!


Save, Disney!

Save, Disney!

Save save save save DISNEY!


RABBIT: Here we go!

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