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Monday, 16 February 2026

An Interview With Perdy

Hello, Perdy. Thanks for coming to talk to us today. So you're saying your friend is suffering from creative brain fog, is that fair to say, and if so, what advice would you give her?

Of course, darling, I've seen her suffer with creative brain fog that stops her from writing so many good natured stories. It makes my spots want to fall off. No one groan loudly, please, my spots will literally fall off if I hear about brain fog. It seems like she's uninspired. I heard her tell me her brain is getting heavier and shrouded in a stupendously black fog that's raining ink.

Now, I've told her that in order to find her inspiration and not worry about writing, she must go out and look for some things in nature that may give her inspiration - like that big bear paw when she was walking with her foster owner, for instance. It nearly gave her inspiration to do a poem about a giant bear in Scotland - which she refused to do because of her mental health issues which resulted in her going to therapy. So, I'd advise her to use her eyes, ears and maybe her nose to smell, see and hear some inspiration, be it music, a nice smell or a wonderful sight that may inspire her to do stories - apart from favourite cartoons of course. And the best piece of advice I'd give her is:

"YOU MUST NOT WORRY!"

BOOM! *Building explodes*

*Producers and interviewers cough from the smoke*

Oh dear, I seem to have done a whoopsy there. Can I have a chocolate biscuit and a mug of hot cocoa now?

Okay, fine. Tea break!

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