"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I'm Diana Jones, reporting to you live from this blog creator's living room on the ongoing phenomenon that many are calling the 'Therapy'. Yes, just two weeks ago, many of our favorite cartoons, sitcoms, and live-action shows have been the basis for some therapy techniques that S is inspired to do to discover more about herself, based on what she experienced throughout the times she was negative.
"Today's techniques, dubbed, 'The Pibby & Bun Bun Method', 'the Monsters Inc Method', or 'Chase & Marshall's Thinking Bag' by online viewers, has been the only way S is going to make herself better throughout the coming weeks.
"The current known first appearance of the Thunderbirds Method was reported to have been from S's therapist and her inspiring ways' and has since used different shows to make her life better.
"Yes, many have tuned into Cartoon Network, Boomerang, Cartoonito, Nickelodeon, Nick Jr, Nicktoons and CBBC since the initial incident only to see their favorite shows turned to nothing but desolate wastelands, with only one show over-airing on each channel and angry viewers wanting more programmes.
"When asked about these annoying daily marathons, major TV networks all over the UK and America have repeatedly denied any active involvement and are claiming to be relentlessly working towards restoring the shows we love and only airing one episode of the repeated show every day.
"One of their reported attempts at understanding what is happening, and attempting to return to a sense of normalcy, was briefly airing older, obscure, even media never before aired on TV to see if it would be compared between positivity and negativity. The results concluded that any media airing on television is split into two halves: positive and negative, which probably explains why S invented the Monsters Inc Method.
"Still so much is unknown about these endless repeats. The only concrete information we have been given is that any pre-recorded media has been susceptible to these takeovers while programs airing live, as I currently am, remain unaffected.
"Are supernatural forces truly at work? Or are we witnessing the most horrific event in the history of self-therapy? We'll keep you updated in real time as we find out."
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