...Yeah, what Luke's dad said in that one Scream Street episode where Resus transformed into a mosquito. It was boiling hot today, and I have to tell you how I survived the long, sweltering day out in my heated pink jumper.
The day started when my support worker stopped off at the petrol station to get some fuel. The petrol smelled rank, as if someone combined cabbage and tortoise farts! Eurgh! Luckily, my worries vanished as we headed to the far off town to get a drink of chocolate milk. It was branded Frijj, and it was the best chocolate milk I ever tasted. So delicious in fact that it almost cooled me down...but my jumper had other ideas. It was so hot I was near boiling. But luckily, my support worker started the car and we set off to get some lunch.
We had it outside and Portmahomack, and when a bee came by to take pollen from some flowers, I ran like the wind towards the car, where I finished off my lunch in there. But then, because of my jumper, I was close to boiling.
But the biggest meltdown came when we stopped off at Home Bargains. While my support worker went to get a Stitch notebook just for me, I was so extremely hot that I wanted to get out, but the door was shut so tight that I could hardly get out, and I was sweating like a pig about to be turned into bacon. I felt so weak, I didn't have enough time to tell my support worker how hot I felt until I got home.
There, I threw on my cool vest and spent the rest of the day in front of the fan. Extreme UK heat, you'd better watch out, 'cause if climate change caused you, you're to blame for people collapsing due to the heat!
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