Monday, 5 May 2025

Titan's Tupperware

You know those days when nothing feels quite right because every single one of your tupperware containers is lidless? You open the drawer, and it’s a plastic jungle—containers of all sizes, but not a matching lid in sight. It’s chaos. It’s maddening.


Somewhere deep beneath the sea in the dark, echoing chambers of Titanica, Titan is having… a domestic moment.

“X-TWENTY!”
“Yes, Master Titan…”
“WHERE… ARE… THE LIDS!?”

You see, even evil underwater dictators need to store leftovers. Titan has a weakness for his personal seaweed-and-anchovy lasagna (don’t we all?), but when the time comes to refrigerate the last slice—disaster. The matching lid has vanished into the abyss.

Cue X20, dripping sarcasm and guilt, tiptoeing around Titan’s rage like a man dodging sea mines.

“It seems, Master, that the lids have… er… migrated. Perhaps to that drawer we all avoid?”
“You FOOL! Without lids, there is no freshness! NO CONTROL!”

This isn’t just about plastic. It’s about order. Power. Dignity. A matching tupperware set, in Titan’s eyes, is the foundation of an empire. How can one dominate the oceans when their snack-sized tub is sealed with cling film?


Let’s take a moment to reflect.

We’ve all been Titan. Furious. Helpless. Gripping a lone container while rummaging through a drawer of warped, unrecognisable plastic frisbees that used to be lids. And we’ve all had an X20 in our lives—someone who “cleaned the kitchen” but really just shoved things wherever they fit.

So what’s the solution?

  • Stackable sets – Buy matching tupperware with snap-on lids that fit snug and stay organised.

  • Color-coded dots – Label your lids and tubs with colored stickers. Titan would approve of the classification system.

  • Dedicated lid storage – A shallow basket or rack just for lids. Keep it in the same drawer. No betrayals.

  • The X20 Rule – If someone uses the tupperware, they wash and store both the container and the lid. No excuses.


At the end of the day, Titan just wants peace in the kingdom of leftovers. Don’t we all? Next time you find your lids out of place, remember: a little order brings a lot of power.

“We must restore the balance, X20… or dinner shall be ruined forever…”

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