Sgt. Major Zero: Well, well, well. Look who's sittin' pretty on the porch of power. That's right—me. Sergeant Major Zero. Not Zelda, not Ninestein, not even Mary Falconer with her perfectly combed hair. And definitely not those other tin-headed excuses for Zeroids. I matter more than all of them because I care. Who looks after Biscuits, eh? Who makes sure he doesn't roll off into a star drive or drink Mary’s milk again? Me. That’s who. Poor little fella’s got autism, and I’ll be jiggered if anyone else understands him like I do. And since I’m the only one with sense around here, I’ve taken bold action. That’s right—I tied up Dr. Ninestein so I can decide which episodes of Terrahawks come next. No more lectures, no more science talk. Just pure, proper programming... chosen by me!
Dr. Ninestein: mmph! mmmphh!
Kate Kestrel: Good riddance, you stupid "fearless leader"!
Mary Falconer: Honestly, it’s kind of peaceful without him shouting.
Lt. Hiro: Should we... untie him?
Kate Kestrel: Nah. Let Zero have his moment.
[Terrahawks logo appears]
Voiceover: Tonight at 6PM. Only on the Gerry Anderson YouTube channel. Be there... or Biscuits will drink your milk.
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