Monday, 24 February 2025

Scott Vs Marina

 

Scott has been hungover for the last few days. He knew Marina was going to steal the show, and she did, in the form of her very own international rescue day. Mind you, sometimes when you make Marina listen to the song she's inspired by, she goes so mad she'll strike at you with a hammer, a mallet, or a machete! Marina has emotional dysregulation issues and behavioural problems, but only when she listens to songs about her - and she's not even popular on dry land yet. She prefers to be at home in the sea. The ocean is so cosy, and she prefers to play with dolphins and hug fish rather than listen to songs about her and slave away under the sweltering hot sun. Scott, you should know that Marina is the true star today. Your services will no longer be required.

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