Narrator

PANEL 1:

INT. RAGDOLL STUDIOS. DAY.

We are off the set of Teletubbies. Tinky Winky and Dipsy are looking inside the script.

TINKY WINKY

(excitedly)

Look here, Dips! It says here in this production bible that the narrator was originally going to translate everything we said during our Teletubbyland segments.

PANEL 2:

Dipsy looks at Tinky Winky with a confused look on his face, while behind them, Noo Noo sucks up a Tubby Custard mess.

DIPSY

(confused)

Then what was Noo Noo meant for, man?

TINKY WINKY

Just to be an audience who shouts and yells at us when things don't go as planned. Oh, and laugh.