Monkey, Boy Or Mother?

Just the other day I was outside playing

With Jimmy and his monkey friend Mitch

I'd rather be with Lady Penelope,

But I really can't decide who or which

Are boys and monkeys better than woman

Or is it the other way round?

But I know if we look deep inside us

We find something much more profound

Lady Penelope loves me just as much

As my two friends Jimmy and Mitch

Mike Mercury just loves them too

He loves them deeper than a ditch

But if I love Penelope more,

A true mother she will be

We will spend more time together

Just Lady Penelope and me!