Bob's Windy Day

Bob is taking me out today

It’s the aftermath of Storm Eowyn, they say

The storm may be strong, but it’s nearly gone

And off into the car we go for some fun

First we go to the Co-Op in Invergordon

And buy a hot cocoa drink with maple flavouring

It’s just right, so I slurp it all down

This is the taste of everything!

Through a storm we drive to the oil rigs

The waters are choppy, the rain is big

The storm rages on, while Bob groans, “God,

My root canal infection hurts so bad…”

So with no choice but to take me home,

Bob decides not to leave me alone

He drives first to ASDA to get me some lunch

And when I get home, there’s ASDA to munch

And when he gets home, Bob looks through his photos

And sees his children surrounded by cutesy logos

He cries a little and sheds a tear,

For he knows he has nothing to fear