I am not going out with Bob today
It's because he's ill, and that's okay
I have once been ill before
I once had a cold and now my head is sore
But don't worry about Bob, he's got it all sorted out
He's never alone with his kids and wife about
He's watching his son making videos online
And even his toddler's doing just fine
Maybe he'll spend time talking to his wife
His partner in the crime, the love of his life
While his toddler watches Raa Raa The Noisy Lion,
Bob stays home and I'm not lying
In one half hour I'm heading to bed
To stop my achy, weary head
It's because of stress that my head is in pain,
So I'm never going to buy another phone again!
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