My Answers To The Unanswerable Anderson Questions

• Captain Brown was killed in that car crash when Captain Scarlet was resurrected, so he probably went to Heaven and lived there forever.
• Troy clearly got into the bath with Atlanta and Marina and...due to the erotic nature of what I'm about to say, I'm not gonna mention it.
• Yes, W.I.N pays the McClaine household's electricity bills. Joe goes to the bank, steals money from the vault and takes it back to his dad, who then proceeds to pay the electrician personally.
• The London Car Vu was meant to be a successor to the cow from Hey Diddle Diddle, as it was meant to jump over the moon.
• Jimmy's mum died of malaria on a trip to Africa, and now Dr Beiker is his dad - no, Mike Mercury is, and Mitch is his little brother.
• It's special colour changing pee from the Aquaphibians that the people who made the Marine Minute counter collected. You see, Aquaphibian pee is normal red when they're chilled out or happy, but the pee turns black when they're gravely ill or angry.
• Captain Black knew there was a tin of biscuits, so he wanted to steal them and have them all to himself.
• The Big Gun is made with nuclear technology which can destroy half a planet up to ten third of its original size.
• Symphony Angel was trained, it's just that she had downs syndrome and never even wanted to work for Spectrum anyway, as she was into lots of Disney things.
• A spell was put on the Space City tower, so that every time it spins, everyone inside goes dizzy.
• Yeah, it's X20's house. He hates life underwater, because water goes up his nose, ears and mouth, and seawater disgusts him, because drinking it makes him feel like he drunk a whole ton of gravel.
• Troy and Phones built the Mechanical Fish because it was a cunning plan to fool Titan just in case.
• Joe doesn't have any friends. He has autism, and prefers to be in the company of other adults, because he never even went to school. Why? Because his late mother was never given a birth certificate.
• Only friends of Captain Scarlet can hear the Mysterons, but when Captain Scarlet hears the Mysterons, all he could hear was glitchy static and screams of pain.
• The Hood IS a Jedi, it's just that he was trained to fight in the galactic battles years ago, but they kicked him out once he gave a fellow comrade drugged up beer.
• Captain Grey just takes more days off than the rest of his comrades, and barely listens to Colonel White at all.
• What makes Big Ben big is that he likes to capture the hugest stallions and sell their meat to hungry poor people.
• What makes Little Jake little is that he's too small to join in with big sports games, but loves to play little games like hide and seek and tag with Rocky and Dusty.
• Captain Blue was getting drunk at the pub, and then he was injected with heroin and had a hallucination about giant snails running over him.
• Father Stanley Unwin is getting old and the device is designed to help him rest his old, weary bones.
• Being miniaturised was helpful for John and Julie because their enemies can't see them, and the Investigator himself told them to be fruitful and multiply, which lead to multiple Johns and Julies taking over the world and destroying humanity.
• Jim's hands were sweaty and he went to get a drink of water from the back of the plane's cabin.
• All the Spectrum agents went all Stumpfest on the electro ray rifle and smashed it multiple times on the floor while drunk and wild.
• Someone was eating candyfloss when Gerry Anderson had the whole 'Pink Ice' idea.
• Captain Scarlet jumped in front of the island base in slow motion, but the ray hit him instead, causing blood to fly everywhere. Don't worry, he's indestructible!
• It's called George Washington to honor the youthful spirit of America...and warn us that CBBC is going to turn American and woke soon.